A/N: Time for another round of text messages! I figured since we've been so Chloe-centric these past few chapters, why not take a peek at what her texting habits are like? Anyway, hope you enjoy! Next chapter coming soon!
Chloe: good morning love!
Max: mmmmph no morning yet
Chloe: bitch it's like 10:30 ive been at work for hours
Max: Don't kinkshame my sleepiness!
Chloe: right
Chloe: u know how hot the dulcet tones of your snoring gets me
Max: I'm going back to bed.
Chloe: omfg
Warren: What happened?
Chloe: i did some shit with ac and this mole man
Chloe: he popped up and yelled at me
Warren: Oh, yeah. That's Mr. Resetti.
Chloe: how did he know!?
Chloe: im so scared
Chloe: i pulled the blinds closed
Warren: Mr. Resetti sees everything, Chloe.
Chloe: noooooo
Victoria: How's the hangover?
Chloe: im wearing sunglasses inside
Chloe: didnt know i even owned sunglasses
Victoria: oh MY god
Victoria: YOU TOOK THEM
Courtney: Sooo when would you like to do your hair?
Chloe: im free p much every day after work
Chloe: its easier to work around your schedule
Courtney: fab! We can do it on Weds?
Chloe: ya. Ill bring the stuff.
Courtney: You make it sound like a drug deal.
Chloe: o i can bring the hair stuff too
Chloe: pampkin
Kate: Hi Chloe!
Chloe: hows tricks?
Chloe: lol
Chloe: hows VICKS?
Kate: Good and good!
Chloe: i might start calling her vaporub
Kate: I'm sure she won't object to that at all!
Chloe: she better
Chloe: i dont have time to be shooting my snark load in vain
Kate: Your load?
Chloe: semen
Kate: Oh...
Kate: Well, okay then!
Max: Hey, what's the word on dinner?
Chloe: eh idc. what are you in the mood for?
Max: Doesn't matter to me, you can pick.
Chloe: jimmy johns?
Max: Mmn. Nah.
Chloe: ok. Chinese?
Max: We just had that a few days ago.
Chloe: ok... how about some soup from panera?
Max: Ehhh. Idk. I'm not really in a soup mood?
Chloe: hey babe?
Max: Yeah?
Chloe: im going to strangle you
Chloe: dana what up
Dana: Hey Chloe! Nm honestly.
Dana: What are u up to?
Chloe: im bored at work. u and trevor stop by?
Dana: mmmm that does sound good!
Dana: Swing by in an hour or so?
Chloe: yes dope! see you soon
Chloe: what are you doing for spring break?
Victoria: Sigh. I don't know.
Victoria: I think my parents want me to come home.
Chloe: u know, me and max will be in seattle too
Chloe: we can hang out if you want
Victoria: Really? that'd be cool.
Victoria: your lucky. I wish I could bring Kate.
Chloe: you could smuggle her in your luggage
Victoria: "Oh no, Mr. TSA agent. That's not a person. It's just my life sized Barbie doll."
Chloe: now with lifelike cavity search functionality!
Chloe: hey have u heard that song thats like
Chloe: im made of garbage masturbate
Max: Wat
Chloe: those might not be the lyrics
Chloe: its catchy though im trying to figure out what it is
Max: Why don't you just Google it?
Chloe: so anyway, how are you?
Max: Nice.
Justin: you were not lying about warren being smart
Justin: i got an A on my test
Chloe: NICE! congrats dude!
Justin: i wish I had a fridge to hang it on
Chloe: we can post them up all over around the school!
Justin: ...i miss Rach.
Chloe: yeah...
Chloe: me too.
Warren: Hey so...have you had any more dreams?
Chloe: 2 but they were okay. no zap zap
Warren: That's good. I hope they're done.
Chloe: i do too. i really really do.
Max: Another awesome photography class in the books!
Max: *flex*
Chloe: o baby
Chloe: u have a permit for those guns?
Max: No, but I did place first.
Chloe: ? in what?
Max: The arms race
Chloe: OHHHHHH
Chloe: MYYYYY
Chloe: no
Taylor: I have a question for u.
Taylor: have you gotten a lot of Price is Right jokes?
Taylor: i would like to make some but only if its not old
Chloe: wow no what is the price is right?
Chloe: ive never even heard of that before
Chloe: is it a restaurant? an HBO series?
Chloe: ive literally never had those words said to me before
Taylor: I WAS JUST ASKING FUCK
Chloe: YO WHERE YO BOOBS AT
Max: Under my shirt.
Max: They don't run errands or go for walks?
Chloe: ok im asking where you are in chloe speak
Chloe: i dont actually think they detach and gallivant
Max: Lol I'm in the chemistry lab with Warren.
Trevor: chloe priceee whats good?
Chloe: nothin man, just hanging out
Trevor: word.
Trevor: u down for bleachers later?
Chloe: does a whale shit in the ocean?
Trevor: i mean
Trevor: probably?
Chloe: yes trevor. the answers yes.
Frank: When is Maxs bday?
Chloe: september, why?
Frank: just thought of something I could give her
Frank: Hopefully I remember by then
Chloe: is it pompidou?
Frank: It is not.
Chloe: because shed love that
Max: Joyce made cupcakes and I am alive.
Chloe: wait, youre at my house eating cupcakes?
Chloe: while im at work?
Max: Uh huh
Max: Kate's here too!
Chloe: yo what the fuck
Chloe: waaaaaahren
Warren: chlooooooey
Chloe: max and i just finished cowboy beep boop
Warren: Awesome! What'd you think?
Chloe: it was so rad. i want to BE spike
Warren: Don't we all.
Max: I put my name in the Wu-Tang name generator
Chloe: lmao what is it?
Max: Phantom Lover
Chloe: holy SHIT that is badass
Chloe: kinda sad in a too real way but
Chloe: so fucking good. whats mine?
Max: HAHAHAHAHA
Chloe: what?
Max: LAZY-ASSED DESTROYER
Chloe: what
Chloe: the fuck
Max: BABE I AM CRYING
Chloe: dude
Chloe: im so fucking distraught
Kate: Hey, Chloe?
Chloe: yes sunshine?
Kate: Um, I was wondering something.
Chloe: sure, whats up?
Kate: How do you know when you're supposed to...do more?
Chloe: what do you mean?
Kate: In a relationship...
Chloe: okay wait
Chloe: are u asking about like
Chloe: sex things?
Kate: A little bit :/
Chloe: wow ok
Chloe: thats... i guess you sometimes just know?
Chloe: i mean, you could ask.
Kate: Is that what you did with Max?
Chloe: no
Chloe: no no no
Chloe: listen. do not do things how i do them
Chloe: like in general
Kate: So...ask her?
Chloe: maybe?
Chloe: wow im going to be such a bad parent
Chloe: david says its warm enough that we can paint the house!
Max: Oh! That's going to be so fun! We should wear denim overalls.
Chloe: backwards hats.
Max: YES! We will look so handy.
Dana: so we're probably going dress shopping sometime this week.
Dana: It'll be a fun girl's day kind of thing.
Chloe: ffffuck i forgot i have to wear a dress
Dana: You don't HAVE to. You can wear a two piece suit or something if you want
Chloe: ill have to look and see
Chloe: honestly both options suck dick
Chloe: cant i just wear idk a snuggie?
Dana: Okay. As part of the counsel planning for this thing, no.
Dana: No you cannot wear a snuggie.
Chloe: what if i bedazzle it? roll around in glitter?
Dana: YOURE COMING WITH US WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
Chloe: spring allergies are already acting up
Max: Aw, I didn't know you had allergies.
Max: Poor thing :(
Max: What are you allergic to?
Chloe: im allergic to deez
Max: Get the fuck away from me.
Chloe: DEEZ NUTS
Max: I didn't even fall for it!
Max: I won't allow a repeat of the Updog Fiasco of 2014!
Joyce: Honey, when you get home can you do the dishes for me?
Chloe: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Joyce: Chloe.
Chloe: lol im joking. yeah i gotcha
Victoria: study group tonight?
Max: UGH
Max: Kay.
Kate: Yeah!
Victoria: Ok, lets say 7?
Chloe: sounds good, ill be there
Victoria: Didn't mean to include your number.
Chloe: r you uninviting me?
Chloe: ok...fine, i guess.
Chloe: ill just...chill by myself
Chloe: its cool i mean i dont like learning anyway
Chloe: i can just get an early night...
Kate: :c
Kate: You are re-invited Chloe.
Victoria: Katie.
Chloe: nice! okay, ill be a good student
Max: Just for the record, she's sitting next to me cackling like a hyena.
Chloe: im hella wiped out
Chloe: today was a bad day for it
Chloe: i didnt even know rachel
Chloe: thats insane
Max: Come over when you're done babe
Max: I'll work through it with you, okay?
Chloe: ok. thank you
Max: Of course, I'll see you soon.
Max: I love you.
Chloe: hey dorkus, you want a morning shift tomorrow?
Frank: Yeah, I can do that. What's up?
Chloe: Pete's wife has to get a procedure done so he'd prefer to be there.
Frank: Cool, tell him I'm on it.
Chloe: pluuuus ILL BE THERE!
Frank: inmates running the asylum
Chloe: fuck yeah we are!
Chloe: whats up DICKtoria
Victoria: nothing
Victoria: You fucking bitch.
Chloe: i was at least creative
Victoria: yeah yeah
Victoria: Wanna chill?
Chloe: yeah omw
Abigail: Hi Chloe, I'm sorry if I'm bothering you.
Chloe: never! whats going on little one?
Abigail: Umm...
Abigail: I was wondering if you and Max wanted to come to the carnival?
Abigail: My parents won't be there!
Abigail: And Kate already said she's come with Victoria!
Abigail: And it'll be fun, I promise! They have games! And rides!
Chloe: we have a carnival?
Abigail: It's the next town over.
Chloe: is it like one of those carnivals they carry around on trucks?
Abigail: Yeah...
Chloe: lol sick. yeah ill ask max.
Max: What is your opinion on guacamole?
Max: Yes? No?
Chloe: err its okay? why?
Max: I don't know, just curious.
Chloe: is that real? where did that come from?
Max: Why are you hounding me like this?
Max: Why are you questioning the way my brain works?
Max: Fuck. I think my ADD is showing.
Chloe: i was thinking more like
Chloe: okay so picture a monster truck
Chloe: but its a bike, like it just has the two tires
Taylor: but then youd need this giant kickstand
Taylor: And how would you even stop? You can't put your foot down.
Chloe: fuck youre right
Chloe: alright, back to the drawing board.
Taylor: Don't worry, we'll figure this out eventually.
Taylor: I promise.
David: It was nice to be able to get some lunch with you today.
Chloe: yea, it was! we should do it more often.
Chloe: i still think reo speedwagon is better than bto tho
David: Our relationship still needs some work.
Max: So, how's the experiment going?
Chloe: its ok. she didnt mess up so far.
Max: Well, that's good at least!
Chloe: gotta be honest itd be cool to not have to do it myself anymore
Max: Yeah, you like...
Max: It looks like you committed Smurf genocide every time.
Chloe: thats actually what that is
Chloe: im very spotless with the dye
Chloe: k so ive been playing a bit on my own
Warren: Okay. We'll have to catch up but it's NBD.
Chloe: i did a dungeon with some randos
Warren: Very good! How'd it go?
Chloe: okay look
Chloe: i know im new at the game
Chloe: but these people were noobs for reals
Warren: Congrats. You're officially an MMO player.
Chloe: mom wants you to come for dinner
Chloe: shes making a big ham
Max: She's cooking you!?
Chloe: first of all
Chloe: im docking points for literally ancient slang
Max: Fair.
Chloe: second of all
Chloe: we dont endorse cannibalism in this household
Max: UGH what am I even dating you for?
Max: Spring Break at my parents' place is going to be so awkward.
Chloe: really adds a new meaning to 'do you want a leg or a thigh?'
Max: I'm a breast fan, personally.
Chloe: im aware
Warren: We all good for movie night?
Chloe: hellll yeah son
Brooke: I'm ready. Did you decide on a movie?
Warren: Not yet, I thought we could figure it out when we get together.
Brooke: Okay :)
Brooke: I recently saw online that Source Code is supposed to be good.
Brooke: Apparently a pretty fresh take on time travel.
Max: I heard that movie sucks
Chloe: yea its really bad its so bad brooke youll throw up
Warren: Haha yeah let's do something else.
Brooke: Wow. Okay.
Max: Hey, checking up.
Chloe: doing ok. still confused but
Chloe: yanno
Max: I know, baby.
Max: I'm sorry about all of this.
Chloe: its not your fault
Chloe: do you think hitler was a good dude in another reality?
Max: Don't...mix Godwin's Law with your existential crisis.
Chloe: ok, ive thought about it
Kate: About what?
Chloe: the...uh first base thing
Kate: First base? Like baseball?
Kate: OH
Kate: What do you think?
Chloe: do u know what bunting is?
Kate: Yes.
Chloe: youre going to bunt
Kate: What does...that mean?
Chloe: its...i mean, its pretty self explanatory
Kate: Chloe, it's really not.
Chloe: okay. its...its like ur going to bunt it
Chloe: and u may get out, and thats okay
Chloe: but as long as your attentive and respectful
Chloe: u might just be safe
Kate: I'm so confused.
Chloe: i uh...dont play a lot of sports
Chloe: my flag boy and yo flag boy
Max: Sittin' by the fiyah
Chloe: my flag boy said to yo flag boy
Max: IM GONNA SET YOUR FLAG ON FIYAH
Chloe: if i played baseball, thatd be my up to bat song
Max: What is it with you and baseball today?
Dana: What are you and max doing after she graduates?
Chloe: what do u mean?
Dana: like...are you worried at all about...yknow
Dana: Staying together?
Chloe: no, weve got it planned out. shes taking a gap year and well stay here.
Chloe: are you nervous about u and trev?
Dana: A...little. I really, really like him. I just don't want to be the stereotypical high school sweethearts.
Chloe: this seems like a big thing u guys need to talk about
Chloe: figure out what each of you wants from the future
Chloe: he really likes u too. fuck, he loves u. like legit.
Dana: Yeah, it's mutual. I'll talk to him.
Dana: thanks Chloe
Chloe: anytime
Chloe: so this prom thing
Chloe: think i might get lucky afterward?
Max: Because you don't "get lucky" on a regular basis.
Chloe: i was ASKING if u were going to take me to get mickey ds after
Chloe: get your mind out of the gutter
Chloe: you freak
Chloe: you deviant
Max: Jesus, sorry. I'll get you your McDonald's.
Max: And I guess not fuck you anymore?
Chloe: wow hang the fuck on
Chloe: abby asked if we wanted to go to the carnival with her!
Kate: lol I figured she might
Kate: To be honest, I think she wants to look cool hanging out with older people.
Kate: Especially you and Max. You "look" cool.
Chloe: aw, thats kind of adorable.
Chloe: u think i look cool?
Kate: Yep!
Chloe: yussss
Chloe: i mean its cool if u keep quiet but
Chloe: I LIKE SINGING
Chloe: thats stuck in my head
Max: You're going to get it stuck in mine.
Max: They call that an earworm.
Chloe: thats a horrible name
Chloe: thats so gross
Chloe: i dont want worms in my ears
Max: All wriggly.
Max: Pooping, probably.
Chloe: i need a q tip
Max: AND DONT GO BLAMING YOUR KNOWLEDGE
Max: ON SOME FRUIT YOU ATE
Chloe: hey did u want to come hang with trevor and justin?
Chloe: were heading over in a few
Warren: Yeah, sure!
Warren: Wait, are you guys going to be...smoking?
Chloe: i pictured you actually looking around b4 you typed that
Warren: I did.
Chloe: and theres a decent chance they at least will be
Chloe: u dont have to come if that makes you uncomfortable
Warren: Please, with as many times as you've sent me on snack runs? I'm used to it.
Chloe: holy shit those bugles made me want to cry they were so good
Warren: Yeah. Just knock when you're ready.
Chloe: holy shit i just had such a blast from the past
Trevor: what's that?
Chloe: BETTER THAN BETTER THAN
Chloe: ME OF COOOURSE YOUR ALWAYS RIGHT
Chloe: YOURE ALWAYS ON THE BALL
Trevor: holy SHIT
Trevor: man we listened to that cd so much
Chloe: i know! i have to show max
Chloe: "see sweetheart, this is what they call post hardcore"
Trevor: its totally her style
Max: Hey
Chloe: hey
Max: Guess WHAT
Chloe: WHAT?
Max: I love you very much.
Chloe: ur grosssss
Max: Yeah, well, you signed up for this.
Max: Should've read the fine print.
Chloe: yeah ok ill get on that after i read the terms of service for spotify
Chloe: love you too btw
Chloe: franklin
Chloe: i request your services
Frank: my full name isn't even Franklin
Chloe: is it not?
Frank: What? No!
Chloe: huh.
Chloe: anyway, liquor run por favor
Frank: Fine. Send me your list.
Chloe: do you understand baseball?
Victoria: Yeah...why?
Chloe: how do u feel about bunting
Chloe: in a strategic sense?
Victoria: wtf are you talking about?
Max: My parents are SO excited to see you.
Max: It's all my mom will talk about.
Chloe: oh my god
Chloe: im so scared
Chloe: what if they dont like me
Max: Alright, I know we both suffer from insecurities
Max: But that one is actually ridiculous.
Chloe: you know, u say that
Chloe: but what if your wrong
Max: When am I ever wrong?
Chloe: holy shit im so fucked
Chloe: can i count on you to be my rock with this prom shit
Chloe: fashion wise
Courtney: Chloe, I would be honored.
Courtney: You will be the marble and I, Michelangelo
Chloe: ok youre at a 10 and i need u at a 4
Chloe: hey, did i tell you that max played guitar for me!?
Kate: Ohmygosh, no! That's so sweet! I know she's self-conscious about it.
Kate: How was it?
Chloe: one step closer to being religious
Kate: Hmm. He does work in mysterious ways.
Chloe: mutter.
Chloe: frank says thank you for the casserole
Joyce: Oh, tell him it was no trouble. We had leftovers and I thought he could use something other than those awful beans.
Chloe: holy shit do not let him hear you say that
Chloe: hell collapse into a black hole
Joyce: Well, it's true.
Chloe: a. black. hole.
Justin: do u have any eye drops?
Chloe: justin im literally at work right now
Chloe: how would i be of any help?
Justin: ffffffffuck
Chloe: just say you were crying
Justin: about what though?
Chloe: how about the part in toy story 2 when jessie's person abandons her
Justin: fuck man
Justin: she was so lonely
Max: We're getting so close to the end of the year.
Max: Just a few more months.
Max: I'm going to be graduated!
Max: It's a little scary but...I'm so excited.
Chloe: im so excited for you babe
Chloe: then, idk, its like...the future
Chloe: just a reminder, the future that you gave me
Max: You're...so goddamn amazing.
Chloe: not as muuuuch as u!
Max: You're...so goddam amazing.
Max: AGH my phone keeps double sending messages.
Chloe: lol thats okay.
Chloe: just means i get double the max
Max: Dork.
Chloe: Nerd.
Max: Freak.
Chloe: Weirdo.
Max: Beautiful.
Chloe: Perfect.