Twenty years after the Zerstorer, Nick and Adalind are living happily married in a beautiful home in nice neighborhood. They had another baby, a beautiful little girl. And Adalind has made many friends in the area. Even hosting a mommies luncheon about once a month.
But every neighborhood has those weird neighbors.
"Adalind, do you know what's going on with our neighbor, Mr. Snyder? He looks like he's got a squirrel loose in his pants." Nick calls out to his wife.
She walks up to her husband and looks out of the window he's looking out of. "Oh, I think he's trying to do tai chi, but he's just going to fast, and he doesn't seem to have any balance. From what I know, he's going through some kind of a midlife crises."
"Well, that would explain why it looks like he's wearing a dead cat on his head." Nick comments, then looks at Adalind and asks, "Where did you hear he's having a midlife crisis."
"From Mrs. Martinez and Mrs. Jefferson, we were having coffee and talking about the goings on in the neighborhood while the kids played together."
"Ok, how do they know Mr. Snyder is going through a midlife crisis?" Nick asked.
"His wife was complaining about all of the stupid things her husband has gotten into since he turned fifty." Adalind informs her husband. "Apparently, he might even be trying to find himself a younger woman. She said that the moment she has proof he's cheating on her, she's going to take him for everything he's got."
"Makes sense." Nick replies. He then looks out the window again. "You would think one of his friends would tell him he looks like an idiot."
"They might all be avoiding him right now." Adalind says. "They don't want to get in trouble with their own wives by being suspected of doing the stupid things he is."
Nick can see the logic in that. He certainly wouldn't want to be associated with someone who looked like they had a dead animal on their head, and was willing to ruin their marriage, all for the chance of feeling just a little younger.
"I'm kind of wondering when you'll have a midlife crisis." Adalind laughs.
"When would I have the time?" Nick replies. "I have three children who are doing everything in their power to drive me completely crazy. My wife is far too sexy to even think about any other woman, let alone a younger one. And what would I possibly do with a younger woman? I have no interest in sports cars and fake tans. Sorry baby, but I think that particular event in a man's life will just have to skip me."
"You know. I think I have absolutely no problem with that." Adalind replied, reaching up and meeting Nick's lips in a hot kiss.