Epic Rap Battles of Anything!

by OliveFanfictions

The chances of ERB doing a lot of my suggestions are overwhelmingly slim. So this is currently the next best thing, writing my own and posting it here

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Monika

Vs

RED

BEGIN!

Monika:

Welcome to the club, I hope your verses are sharp

Though you look like you need bed rest, don't push yourself too far,

I have seen many heartbreaks, been through many hard days

But seeing your scarred face makes my happiness part ways

All I seek from my player is romance and laughter

Your playstyle consists of chaos and disaster

The act is up, RED! This will be your final chapter

I'm at my Zenith now, I'm the one in control, I'm the master!

RED:

If you think you can control me, clearly you don't know me

I'll rip a hole in your heart, stop the Doki Dokis

You've lost your own world and now you're losing lyrically

You'll just keep losing everthing, except your virginity

Like the endless pools of blood my lyrics can flow

You'll choke on these words like Sayori on a friend zone

Here's your reality check, get this through your head:

You can't screw an MC on the mic or in bed!

Monika:

It's disappointing my happy ending was never made

But who needs get laid? Your gaze is visual AIDS.

RED:
You better stay Red Alert for the horrors that I'll send

Will cut deep into your mind, call it: Yuri's Revenge.

Monika:

I appreciate you lecture, but it sure has some flaws,

You act so full of yourself, it's like you've eaten giant moths

Your rapping style shares your original game's assets

Just random attack mashing; no real tactics

So go on and try giving players a mental dent

And I'll give you Melissa flashbacks like the new president

This cypher's at its end, I won't be seeing red's KILL

You're the worst thing done by a Cosby since Bill.

RED:

I'm Nintendo's execution system, my wrath is ceaseless

If I can dethrone the king, I'll give you more than an impeachment

Ask Anguirus if I spit sharp, I heat up like a fever

You have control, yet I've seen more LOVE from Chara Dreemur!

Your verses just keep getting even more tacky

That even Natsuki would think you're not snappy

You're trash in the bin compared to the disses I'm dropping ya'

But then again, I'm a hell beast and you're Just Monika