Chapter Nine: The Deus Ex Machina Car
The Fur Car was a car covered in fur. It wasn't much, but it was enough for Brooke and Zac to plan their climatic confrontation with One-One.
"So, which car is this One-One thing even in?" asked Brooke.
"Well, the thing is, I don't know at all" said Zac.
"But I thought you were a college student?"
"That doesn't mean I know everything! In fact, I know almost nothing about this train, just like you!"
"Guess I'll have to figure this one out, then. Wait, wasn't One-One the guy in the video that we both saw when we first woke up on the train?"
"Yes?"
"And in that video, he's standing in front of a green backdrop. So maybe if we can find a Green Car somewhere, One-One will be there."
"Are you insane, Brooke?"
"Yes, I think we've both lost our sanity from being on this train for far too long."
"Do you have any other crazy ideas for how we can get off this train?"
"What if someone just showed up in this car and offered to take us there?"
"No, my writing teachers would hate that. They call that sort of thing a deus ex machina."
Suddenly, Randall materialized from the fur that surrounded them.
"Hello again, I'm Randall 'Deus Ex Machina' Randall" said Randall "Deus Ex Machina" Randall.
"How convenient" said Zac.
Brooke, Zac, and Oliver then proceeded to ride in Randall's body all the way to the Tape Car.
Author's Note: Yes, I know that this is a massive copout, but I couldn't figure out any other way for them to reach the Tape Car. Yes, the next chapter is going to be the last.
