AN: Heyyy guyzzzz lolz x3 dis is mah storeh guyzzz don't fLAME (get it xcuz uir laME if you fLAME) or elslse you're an yandev haydurrr and I dontn liek dat smh my head
Anywyyayayayzzzz dis is de storie uwu
I wok up and lokoed in da mirrorl. I hayt my bodeh andn o havbe long black corli hurr andf paastsy skinm wid ampurr (hahza get is catz r kool lol butt I mene ambre) colorure eyezs lollll. I hab frekclez and im am 163 centimeters t0l andn 200 ponuds,, idk wtf a topo horugloass body typpe iz but daz w0t I am lolz.
So basically I went over to ym compoter and wemt to looke on yanpapi's new blowg, he iz SAD!111!1!1!11
"oh n! I scremmed. 'yaNDeb I lovegf you pbleez domt be saaaaaad ' I whaled /.
I kizzed da screen and pat pat the sckreen becuz I wananm gib yandev all my wuv uwu!1
"hey (y/nRay i saw yuro commenmt amd I love yoi he talked sexyleh iand he looked like shawmn mendeZzzzzzz except he haz his puppie eyez bc he has cyoot puppie eyezzz uwu! Amd his black wavy hare flood in the wimd in my rome bc hes dat sexeh uwu! I weas wereing a black skirt with lace on the endz and a corset with a push up bra despitte being almost ovre a DD cup uwu bc yandev lik big tibbiezz am o liek yamdev so uwu tim!
He wuz wearing a corset, k/ beecuhz he iz sexah uwu but still muskulerh becuz he is extwa fuine uwu!1
'yyour mero improtamt dan osama uwu yanpapichulo saizzzz
AN: domt gflame da storeh okie danks u owo uwu
K danks u