Everyone's favorite bear and bird were noticing that their friends and enemies were not feeling too well, with some of them wearing masks while going through Showdown Town to get some spare parts. It was worrying Banjo, but Kazooie seemed to not be affected by it much.
"Kazooie is it just me or is everyone getting sick?" Banjo asked while steering their kart.
Kazooie was casually waving the wrench she despised for no reason. "What makes you say that Banjo?"
"I dunno, it's just that people seem to be really cleaning themselves more today."
"Well they're probably falling for that dumb meme that's going around!"
"The 1 named after the volcano?"
"...I was referring to the beer..."