Spanish or Vanish
Written by ploopyman
The day was cold that day, and our heroes knew this was their only chance to save the world from the clutches of Dulingo Bird. To have exposition because I heard that was important; Our heroes our Iron dude, Viking Guy, and everybody else that I don't feel like mentioning. Anyway, it seemed like the end of the world was coming; Due to Dulingo Bird having collected every last N-Word pass in existence! But then just as the Bird was about to end the world, with his near infinite supply of N-word passes. They came, and just with the power of the gods, they completely failed to Dulingo Bird's supply of N-Word passes. Then suddenly he gave our heroes a choice. "Spanish or vanish", he said, "choose wisely".
" I choose Spanish," said Viking Guy.
"Are you sure?" asked Dulingo Bird.
"Si," said Viking guy.
Then suddenly as he stated the words Spanish or vanish: He had been forced by the gods to disappear into thin air. Then so the world was saved by Viking Guy, because he was the only hero in this story that mattered.
The end