"Absolutely not!" Obi wan said. "We are not going to Mandalore."
"But why Master?" Ahsoka asked.
"I know why." Anikan said in a sing song voice. "Let me spell it out for you. S. A. T. I. N."
"That's not how you spell it Anikan." Obi wan said. And then blushed.
"I knew it." Anikan said. "You don't want to go because Satine turns your legs to jelly and your stomach into..."
"Enough Anikan." Obi wan said.
"Yes ani." Padme said. "You shouldn't treat him like that."
"Thank you." Obi wan said. "Finally a voice of reason."
"No." Padme countered. "You are no longer a Jedi, so now you have no vow of celibacy. I think that you should ask her out, maybe date for a while, and then pop the question over mid morning tea."
"Oh no." Obi said.
"What's wrong." Padme asked.
"You never ask someone such a question during mid morning tea. That's more of an afternoon tea question." Obi wan said. "And I hate you all now."
"Does that include us sir." Cody asked.
"No cody. It doesn't." Obi wan said.
"Okay sir. That's good. Because I wanted to ask if I could be your best man." Cody said before they all busted into laughter. Everyone But Obi wan that is.
"I officially hate you now cody." Obi wan said in an irritated voice.
Later on Mandalore.
When they arrived on Mandalore, they were met by satine.
"Obi wan." Satine said with a nod. "Welcome to Mandalore.
AN: yes I'm ending it right here. I have hit a speed bump and until I know where I want to go I can't continue. Where do you want me to take the story? Should I make Obi wan a stammering Jedi when he's around satine? Should he propose right then and there? What do you want to see?
