This chapter is a lil long and triggering so sorry in advance if you're offended, annoyed or if you come across typos

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm still the author. So basically, I forgot to apologise for that awkward excuse for a kiss scene lolol hard to write one when you've never been kissed before UoU

Moving SWIFTLY ON, I feel like I had something else to say... Came back to me as I was writing that Kmt... SO BASICALLY YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT MY WRITING STYLE SUCKS. I'M AN AWKWARD PEACE OF SHIT SO I CANNOT WRITE WITHOUT DOT DOT DOTTING EVERY TWO SECONDS. HA HA JUST DID IT ABOVE... AH SHIT LETS JUST START THE STORY... FUCK!

STORY STARTS HERE GODDAMMIT

Eren's POV

'No way I'm answering that question. This is a fucked up thing to do but, I'm going to play the bereavement card'

"I can't believe you asked me that after Mikasa... I'm sorry, I just need some air." I walked out. Feeling like a complete dick

"Eren-" Erwin called obviously feeling bad. I'm such a douche... I knew it was Armin. Truth is, I've always enjoyed spending time with Armin more ever since Mikasa introduced him. Me and Kasa always had what many would call "deep conversations". Me and Armin had fun. Me and Armin enjoyed each other's company. Me and Armin felt free.

'Free'

'Free'

'Were we free, Mikasa?'

"Eren!" Armin walked up to me

"It's okay. Im oka-" He slapped me in the face

"I know that... you made Erwin look like a complete jerk... That wasn't fair but I understand why you did what you did."

"I'll try to apologise... Let's go back"

"Not yet." The blonde looked up at me smirking

"Hm?"

"You never answered the truth question. Is it me? Am I the most important person in your life?"

"You know you are Armin. You always have been" I mumbled the last part and he fucking heard it.

"Over Mikasa?" He asked

"YES FUCKING OVER MIKASA AND NOW SHE'S FUCKING DEAD I FEEL LIKE MOVING ON WITH YOU IS A COMPLETE DICK MOVE! WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER...that's my punishment" I said the last part really softly

I saw tears roll out of the blonde's eyes. His lip quivered as he tried to mask his face. His feet shaked as he turned around and stood at the edge of the balcony. I hugged him from behind. I kissed his neck. I held him.

' I guess I've wanted this the whole time... Mikasa... I don't know if you hate me, but I'm doing what you wanted. I'm being happy but I need to grieve first, I'll love Armin when he's 18. That's the penalty I'll pay for loving you first '

"When I'm 18? I get it. Kind of... I'll wait till you're ready Eren. Let's go back" The blonde said to me smiling

"Hey Eren-" Erwin approached me. I cut him off with a hug.

"GROUP HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" Hanji commanded resulting in everyone pouncing on me and Erwin. I never believed in the good kind of pain until now lol.

"Give me another truth Erwin" He smirked at me

"Would you do it on a girl's period?" I smirked slightly

"Sometimes you have to get the sword dirt-"

"Shut the fuck up" Petra said disgusted although she was smiling

"FUCK THIS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT TWISTER MISTER"

"I remember it was upstairs. Erwin let's go get it!" They scurried upstairs and Erwin chuckled behind Levi and Levi squealed.

"Don't expect them back soon" Marco mumbled

"Marco would you say you're a closet pervert?" Jean asked making Marco turn a red I've honestly never seen before

"Lolol no need to call the poor boy out" Petra said defending him

"I'm not really a closet pervert... I show my perverted side discreetly"

We all looked at him shocked. Jean's face should've been recorded and I was shocked that the shy boy actually admitted it but as I was about to comment on it, Levi and Erwin came back

"Lolol is that a love bite I see?" Armin asked and the rest of us laughed

"Shut up Armin you're the one who left this room with one and came back with 2"

"... Touche" the blonde replied with.

"Lol you're so cute"

"Thanks" FUCK

Everyone watched this take place somewhat amused but Hanji decided we should all start the game now because if you haven't noticed, she's pretty much the alpha in our gay pack. Our very gay pack. OUR EXTREMELY GAY- You know what? I'm sure you get the picture. I'll leave it at that.

You don't need to know how the game went in detail because I'm sure the only part that'll interest you is the fact me, Armin Erwin and Levi went first and I got a glimpse of Armin's glorious ass. His ass was carved in an immaculate way: like two un-pop-able (hehe new word) balloons. His buns jiggled in front of me as he struggled to keep balance. My right hand was told to move towards his butt so I made sure to "accidentally" slap his ass on the way down and I received a Lenny face from Marco and I replied with a Lenny face of my own. Jean saw this and tried to shield his once innocent lover in an attempt to get him to remain at his current level of impureness.

As I continued to treat myself to the glorious view, my eyes locked with the upside down Armin who smirked and gyrated in a seductive, cruel manner. I licked my lips as he put on this extremely suggestive show. It's very unfortunate that Armin didn't realise that not only was I enjoying the view, Levi and Erwin had stood up and started recording, Hanji and Petra were wheezing over in the couch section and Jean was... making out with Marco. So much for purity (he looked like he was trying to... never mind). Anyway, I noticed and smirked while smiling at Armin trying to make sure he didn't stop this performance but eventually he noticed and fell over trying to destroy the phones he was being recorded with.

"EREN WHAT THE FUCK" he looked at me pissed of. Not gonna lie, I had been a total dick today and the stunt I pulled on Armin wasn't something I'd regret especially since I knew Levi would make a gc and post the video on there and I'd get the pleasure of keeping it for eternity.

"Sorry my coconut" I whispered into his air. My deep voice penetrated his ears and he gasped as I now began to lick the back of his ear smirking as everyone stared horrified. Hanji spoke up again,

"Let's see who has the biggest ass!"

"What the fuc- You know what? Okay!" Levi said intrigued

"But we're only doing bottoms so if you're a bottom please stand up" Hanji said

Marco stood up blushing and Jean stared at him pleased that the boy knew his place. Petra stood up laughing and making a joke about how she was probably the only teacher who was a bottom. I wanted to console her with Mikasa but I forgot about her to be honest... I'm sorry, let's move on.

Levi got up, his face remained emotionless and Erwin smirked in satisfaction. Levi is bossy but, he seems like bottom material if he's paired with Erwin. Armin looked at me wondering if he should stand up. So fucking cute.

"Stand up sweetie" He blushed and I grinned at him happily

"Who cares about who has the biggest butt? This whole thing is nonsense" The blonde said

"You're right but this is just all for fun and to change the subject since you and Eren were doing the absolute most in front of everyone." Hanji replied

'Lol she's punishing you. I knew she was the pack leader of our gay pack. Our VERY gay pack. OUR EXTREMELY- Shit getting repetitive... why did i think there was 3 ts in repetitive? Im super dum-'

Results came in

1. Armin

2. Levi

3. Petra

4. Marco

"Whateves. I like em itty bitty" Jean said hugging an upset Marco

"This whole game was uncalled for... I'm sure we've upset Marco!"

"Calm your tits Armin, he's over there giggling with Jean"

"Whatever..." The blonde replied to the dark haired shorty

"Well I'm more of a boobs kinda girl and my Rally has it covered" Hanji said

"Whatever" Petra said giggling

Armin's Pov

In my opinion, that game was toxic and I didn't really agree to it but I'm glad no-one's upset.

But I'm nervous about going to bed... We watched a couple of movies but hopefully bedtime isn't for a while

"SHIT IT'S FUCKING 3 AM ! BEDTIME MY CUBS!"

'UNIVERSE, GO FUCK YOURSELF!'

END OF CHAPTER

HEY GUYSSSSS THIS CHAPTER WAS DESIGNED TO GET A REACTION SO WHEN I START ACTUALLY GETTING VIEWS, I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOUR OPINION! WAS IT ALL IN GOOD FUN OR WERE EREN AND HANJI OUT OF ORDER TODAY!

I FELT AWKWARD WRITING THIS BUT I NOTICED I USED LESS DOT DOT DOT DOTS SO UwU FOR ME OwO UoU ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DON'T BE MAD I PERSONALLY WOULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH EVERYTHING THAT TRANSPIRED BUT, I WANNA KNOW! DO I HAVE A STICK UP MY ASS? WHATS YOUR BEAUTIFUL OPINON!

This book is still ongoing so I'm not worried about views yet! Most people like finished books so I'll start promoting when it's finished. It'll have at least ten chapters and I'll try to keep it eventful. Next chapter may have a lil somethin somethin lol but we'll see!