Davis chilled at the penthouse and he was home alone. He was enjoying his time alone there while he could. He heard a knock on the door. Once he got up and answer it, he saw it was Ken.

"Hey, Ken." Davis said.

"Hey. You called me over for something?" Ken said as he stepped inside. Once Ken stepped in, he saw a bit of a mess around the couch. "What happened here?"

"Taking every moment I can to chill and eat whatever I want." Davis said. "Ever since Miley got pregnant, she's been hogging all the good stuff to eat. She might be pregnant, but she's driving me up the wall."

"It's not her fault." Ken said.

"I know, but I'm not sure if I can make it a whole nine months." Davis said. "Good thing we don't have to worry about this for ourselves for a long time. So, while she and Jesse are at the ultrasound, I'm enjoying every moment I can to relax. That's why I called you over. Just to hang out."

"What about Miley and Jesse?" Ken said. "Pregnant women go through some mood swings. IF Miley see this, there's no telling what might happen."

"Everything is all good." Davis said. "Miley said she and Jesse said they would be back around five."

"It will be five in ten minutes." Ken said. When he said that, Davis took a look at the time and saw Ken was right.

"New plan. I called you over to help me clean." Davis said. Ken knew Davis wasn't going to make it on his own. So he was a good friend and decided to help him out. Both of them moved as fast they could and cleaned the place before they got home. Davis and Ken were able to get the place clean just as Miley came in.

"Hey, guys." Miley said as the two of the chilled on the couch and acted like nothing even happened.

"Hey, Miley. I hope it's okay that I asked Ken to come over." Davis said.

"Of course." Miley said as walked over and sat between them. She put her arms around and held the two of them close. "You two are such good boys. I know I don't say this enough, but I love you guys." She was acting like it was a happy reunion as her eyes was getting all teary. Both of them thought she was acting weird. "Jesse, where's that pizza!" She shouted sounding impatient.

"Told you. Mood swings." Ken said. Jesse came over and carried a box of pizza.

"Hey. Dinner is served." Jesse said.

"Only one box. Miley here is probably going to need more than one." Davis said.

"We had two. She ate a whole pizza on the way here." Jesse said. Davis and Ken couldn't believe that.

"What are you saying?" Miley said as she was getting infuriated. "Are you two calling me fat?" The boys knew this wasn't looking good and backed away from her. "If there's one thing you never do, its call a woman fat."

"We didn't say that. Did any of us actually say that?" Davis said.

"Well…it was implied." Ken said.

"Not helping." Davis said as the two of them wanted to keep out of trouble.

"Miley, please try and keep calm." Jesse said. "You're just hormonal and you're just going through some mood swings. Let's all sit down and have a decent dinner."

"Excuse me?!" Miley said as she was freaking out. "You're saying I'm stupid?! You're saying I can't control myself?! That I can't be a decent person?! Don't talk down to me or I will twist the two of you like bull to a rodeo clown using only his horns." All three of them were starting to get a little frightened by this. Suddenly, Miley switched to a friendly smile. "I've got to go puke what I can, but when I'm done, we can have dinner." Miley hurried over to the bathroom and all of them took a sigh of relief.

"I know pregnant woman go through a lot while they're carrying child, but is this natural?" Davis said. "Miley is going crazy."

"I'll admit that she does act a little more "active" than most pregnant women." Ken said. "Did the doctor say anything, Jesse?"

"I'm pretty sure it's because she was born in the country, but that's just me." Jesse said as the three of them walked into the kitchen and set up dinner.

"So how is that little bundle of joy doing in there?" Ken asked.

"The doctor says everything is fine." Jesse said. "There haven't been any complications. That's good to know."

"The doctor doesn't know what goes on here." Davis said. "I get the whole thing isn't Miley's fault, but this pregnancy thing is getting nuts. To think we still got a little less than eight months of this to get through. I'm not sure I'm going to make it."

"Well, you have to since you're going to be on your own with her." Jesse said.

"What do you mean?" Davis asked.

"I need to go out of town for a while." Jesse said. "I'm meeting up with some old friends and after that, I'm meeting with my old man. He and I hardly ever got to spend that much time together back when he was in the army. So while I'm away, I like it if you watch over Miley for me."

"What?! No!" Davis said as he doesn't want to be left home alone with Miley when she's like this "Miley can take care of herself."

"Yes, but if there's a problem with her or the baby, I would like it if someone was close to keep an eye on her." Jesse said. "It won't be so bad. You just need to watch what you do and say around her. Do something wrong and she'll go at you like a vicious cat."

"That's practically every day I live here. Have you met her?!" Davis said.

"Yeah. So you shouldn't have any problems." Jesse said, but Davis wasn't so sure. "Now who wants pizza?"

"I do." Ken said as the two of them helped themselves and Davis was a little scared.

…

The Next Day

"Please! Please don't leave me!" Davis said as he held on Jesse's leg. Jesse dragged him across the floor as Davis was begging for Jesse to stay since he didn't want to be left with Miley when she's like this.

"Davis, you're going to be fine." Jesse said. "When you have a wife and expecting kids, you'll have to go through the same thing yourself."

"No I won't because it won't be as nuts." Davis said. "Please don't leave me with her. I won't make it."

"Davis, I'm making pancakes!" Miley called. "How do you want it? Do you want it with syrup, whip cream, berries? Wait! I know. Chocolate syrup with jam. That means no toast." Miley cried about the last part as she was acting out again.

"Please don't go!" Davis said.

"Better you than me." Jesse said as he got his leg free and ran right out the door, closing it as Davis tried to reach out for him.

"Your father will think you're a disappointment!" Davis called through the door. Now he has to deal with pregnant Miley all by himself. He was not looking forward to this. He walked over to the kitchen and was met with a tower of pancakes with many toppings, some of which you wouldn't put on pancakes.

"Hey, Davis. Jesse left already?" Miley asked.

"Yeah. I miss him already." Davis said.

"You miss him? That is so sweet." Miley said as she was getting all teary again.

"Please don't cry. Let's just hope he'll be back soon, before the day is over." Davis said. He's really hoping that's what's going to happen.

"Well, let's have some breakfast." Miley said as she was ready to eat, but Davis took a look at the pancake stack and lost his appetite.

"Nope." Davis said as he turned away and got out of there.

"More for me." Miley said as she brushed off Davis leaving and helped herself to all that food.

…

Davis

"You've got to help me, Ken. I'm not going to make it." Davis said. He stayed up in his room and was trying to avoid any of the crazy stuff that Miley might do. He was on the phone with Ken and was trying to figure out a way for him to get out of this, but Ken wasn't being much help.

"Davis, you're being silly." Ken said. "This is Miley we're talking about, not a psychopath. It's still her."

"But anything I do or say might set her off." Davis said. "I'm not sure if I can handle this by myself. You should see how she is with food. She swallows up a truck load of food, but it doesn't even look like she's gaining any pounds. How is that even possible?! You've got to help me before it's too late."

"Too late for what?" Ken said.

"I don't know. That's the horrible part." Davis said. "Sometimes it's scary when you don't know what's going to happen."

"Davis, you're going to be fine. Miley might be acting a little crazy, but she'll be in control." Ken said. "Just try and be patient with her and I'm sure everything will work out." Davis knows that people keep saying that, but Miley's pregnant syndromes seem to be on overdrive compared to some other pregnant women.

"Davis!" Miley called as she entered. Davis ended his call and hid his phone like he was trying to hide something. "I was going to go into town to do a little shopping for the baby. Do you want to come?"

"I don't think so." Davis said.

"What? You don't want to spend time with me?" Miley and started crying. Davis couldn't take it.

"I change my mind. I'll go. It can't be that bad." Davis said and that got Miley to quit her crying.

"Great. Let's go." Miley said as she went to get her stuff. This was going to be a LONG day for Davis.

…

The Baby Store

Miley and Davis headed into town. Davis was looking over some of the baby stuff and felt a little uncomfortable about this. Good thing he won't be having kids for a long, long time.

"Let's see. Diaper kit, perfect." Miley said as she grabbed a kit for changing diapers. "Baby bibs will also be helpful. Davis, if you see anything helpful, grab it. Just avoid gender specific stuff."

"How come?" Davis asked. Miley turned to him and looked at him to see if he was kidding.

"Are you serious? Are you seriously asking me why we shouldn't buy gender specific baby stuff?" Miley said. "Are you trying to mock me for not knowing the gender of my coming baby yet?" Davis was starting to get nervous as Miley was getting intimidated.

"Miley, people are staring. We're in public." Davis said as he had a look around and saw they were getting the attention of some people.

"What?! You never seen a soon-to-be-mother take out her issues on the kid's brother-like figure?" Miley said.

"Let's go." Davis said as he pushed her by the back before she could cause a scene. "Sorry. She's having mood swings." She pushed Miley away from the people and the two of them continued to do shopping. "Miley, will you try and control yourself. I get that you're pregnant, but do you have to go off like that?"

"Sorry. I know I'm losing it, but that's just part of being pregnant and it's a little hard to control." Miley said. "I suppose I should also get a certain type of bra."

"What for?" Davis said.

"You see when women are pregnant, it's more than just our stomachs that suffer." Miley said. She was about to explain more, but Davis covered his ears and was making noise so he wouldn't have to hear that.

"Forget I even asked." Davis said. He looked around and was having a hard time believing how much stuff was trying to be sold. "I know having a big responsibility, but I can't believe some of the stuff these people are trying to sell."

"What do you mean?" Miley asked.

"Like this." Davis said as he pulled back a white box. "What kind of device is this anyway?" Miley took a look at the box and whispered the answer in Davis' ear. As Miley was explaining what it was for, Davis felt revolted and got that thing away from him as fast as he could in disgust. "I'm so glad I'm not a girl. Pregnancy has a way more effect on you women than us men."

"You have no idea." Miley said. Once Miley got all that she needed, both of them got inside her car and were ready to leave. "So do you want to stop somewhere for a bite?"

"No!" Davis said and said it instantly. He knows what would happen if they stop to get a bite.

"Okay." Miley said and started driving. "Davis, is everything okay? You've been acting strange lately."

"Me? Me?!" Davis said as he couldn't believe Miley could actually say that. "I'm the one acting strange?! Are you even aware of what you've been doing?"

"Whoa. What are you raising your voice at me for?" Miley said.

"Miley, you've been acting like a looney toon for days." Davis said. "I get the whole pregnant thing, but it's insane. You have random mood swings. I see why they call that now because you swing from one mood to the next. You've been eating weird food combos and eating tons of it. Not to mention you throw up half of what you eat. You think I'm the one acting crazy?!"

"Davis, what's wrong? Is this one of those times when you get jealous of a newborn? There's no reason for you to be." Miley said.

"No!" Davis said. "Miley, I'm just annoyed. I'm just blowing off some steam. You're pregnant and I get that it isn't your fault, but it's irritating. I'm actually worried you should be in the hospital now with how you're acting. I'm sorry for shouting. I just don't know how much I can take."

"Davis, I get that it's hard, but…." Miley was going to say more, but she felt something was wrong.

"What?" Davis asked.

"Feeling….car sick." Miley said as she was trying to hold it back, but it doesn't look so well. Davis could see where this was going.

"Oh no." Davis said.

….

The Penthouse

"Again, I am so sorry." Miley said as they entered the penthouse, but Davis was covered in whatever came out of Miley. "There was nowhere for me to pullover and we didn't have a bucket."

"I guess I deserve it for lashing out at a pregnant woman." Davis said as he felt this was just pure karma.

"I heard what you were saying and I get it." Miley said. "I understand that it can all be annoying and frustrating. How do you think I feel?"

"Well, you always acted like everything is normal." Davis said.

"Yes, but once I realize what I did, I feel like I've gone bonkers." Miley said. "I know I might be going off the deep end, but I'm surprised no one has called a doctor on me yet. Most pregnant women keep their sanity, but look at me."

"After what just happened, I can't unsee it." Davis said. Both of them shared a laugh at this. "I am happy for you, Miley. I just wish things would be easier."

"So do I." Miley said. "Sadly, it's only going to get worse as my stomach gets bigger, my feet will swell, and much more. However, it will all be worth it in the end once this little critter comes out."

"I'll take your word for it and it will be worth it….because that kid is going to have one heck of a mother." Davis said. Pregnancy might be frustrating, but it can certainly be worth it.

"I hug you right now, but you're covered in vomit." Miley said.

"That's not stopping me." Davis said as he saw a chance for payback.

"Don't you dare." Miley said as she backed away from him and ran off.

"Come here, Miley!" Davis said as he went after her. What a family.