Randolph Ignatius Lord was a highwayman living in the Old West. He had brown eyes and brown hair, plus he sounded like the rather more recent Diamond Joe Quimby. He was interestingly a high earner as well, earning as much as about a billion frigging bucks by today's standards.
He met Josephine Scroggins, a fellow highwaywoman, in 1891, before his dad got murdered by his former butler. Mrs Josie Scroggins was also responsible for the excessive wealth more typical of subsequent offspring, because she was from a well off family of robbers.
Both weren't married, but nonetheless birthed an only child, a boy named Jacob Lord, in 1897. By the time Jacob was a child, they subsequently separated due to irreconcilable differences. Randy died of both physical and mental illnesses in 1942.
