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Chapter 17: Super Sport
Humphrey's P.O.V (3:28 PM)
Guyss… GUYSSS… I was KIDDING when I said I wasn't going to go to Kate's! I'm not a pussy! Besides… Her parents had to find out eventually.. It's just about how bad of a beating I might get you know? Anyway Liza and I made it back to our house and I opened the door and our cat almost bolted out the door but I caught her in time.
"You see that Liz? A pussy tried to escape me and I caught it" I said with a grin
"Oh? So you're saying the only way for you to actually GET any pussy is by trapping it in a house and then catching it when it tries to escape?"
"What the FUCK? You're on a roll with the roasting this week aren't you?" I asked putting the our cat, Lexi, down and going to the fridge
"I guess you could say that, part of it's from school though.. It just pisses me off" She said sitting on the couch and getting on her phone
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah hehe. Hey so are you going to Kate's for dinner or are you gonna pussy out?" she asked and I looked at her squinting my eyes and said
"I was just kidding when I said I wasn't going bitch! Of course I'm going!"
"GOOD! Now go get ready" she said as I was going up the stairs
"I am! I am! What are you? My mother!?"
I heard her giggling to herself as I walked into my room and I felt my phone buzz in my pocket.. It was a strange feeling because my phone was resting on my dick and I thought my dick started buzzing.. I was kinda scared I thought it was like… about to blow up or… shed its skin or some shit… ANYWAY that's enough talk about my dick for one day…
*message with K-Kate and H-Humphrey
K- Hey boo I'll come pick you up at 7
H- Alright babe
K- You better be on your BEST behavior..
H- I will be an angel m'lady
K- We both know that's hard for you XD
H- Yeah.. yknow.. I'm pretty hard for you
K- HUMPHREY OMG XD
H- Oh come on you set me up for that one
K- Guess I did ahah anyway see you then xx
H- cya! :)
*end
I put my phone on my dresser and started looking for things to wear for tonight. I wanted to look nice but not TOO dressed up. I don't wanna be that one douchebag who is the only one dressed up and shit. I took out a tan button up shirt and some nice black jeans and put them on my bed. Right as I did that my phone started to ring on my dresser which scared the SHIT outta me. Like seriously! Have you ever heard how loud a phones buzz is on a wooden surface? I'll tell you, it's as loud as a bunch of rhinos in an orgy… I assume..
I picked up my phone and saw the contact name 'Daddy' with like a moaning emoji and knew it was Jack… Don't ask..
"Hey bro" I said when I answered
"Hey man, look can I come over? I wanna talk about something" Jack said as I heard the sound of an engine and knew he was driving
"Yeah of course man" I said as I then heard the sound of a 440 in the distance outside
"Ah good I'm almost there"
"Wait did yo-" Before I finished trying to ask if he knew I was gonna say yes he hung up and I saw him pull into our driveway through my bedroom window. I ran downstairs and let him in and we bro fisted before he took his shoes off. We went straight to my room and he sat on my bed as I sat on my computer chair in front of him.
"I see your room hasn't changed a bit" He said and I chuckled
"So what did you wanna talk about bud?" I asked. Jack stood up for a second and picked up a red and black Fender bass guitar that was leaning up against the wall and then plopped back down on my bed. Funny thing about that bass is that it was his but he left it with me when he moved because he wanted it to be safe. I never really touched it though I'm more of a guitar guy myself.
"Well.. you know how I'm with Aleu right?" he asked and started slapping the strings of the bass playing 'Can't Stop' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and then stopping(Just so you guys know in order to play some songs on bass guitars you have to literally slap the strings with your thumb).
"Yeah you guys seem great for each other honestly" I said looking at the bass
"Thanks bro.. The thing is.. She's a virgin" Jack said moving his left hand up and down the frets almost like he was jerking off the neck of the bass, but that's kinda how we guitarists relieve stress believe it or not XD
"So? Aren't you a virgin?" I asked and he just looked up at me
"No… I lost my virginity to Larissa"
"Shit really?" I asked wrapping my fingers around my chin
"Yeah… The night she moved away we fucked"
"But what does this have to do with Aleu?"
"Well" he said as he leaned the bass guitar back on the wall "What if Aleu finds out? What if she wanted to be with someone who was a virgin as well?"
"Well I mean.. There's no way to really tell that you aren't a virgin anymore" I said leaning back in the chair and peering at a clock. 3:46 pm..
"Yeah but.. I don't wanna lie to her you know? I want this relationship to be secret free and so does she"
"Well I guess I respect the shit outta that" I stated and then I thought of something
"I have an idea! Why don't you talk to her brother, Kodi? He's a pretty chill guy"
"I guess that's a start.. But he's like the top athlete in our school. That kid can run so fast! What if he beats my ass for going out with his sister?"
"Trust me dude.. The only person in that school who would beat a guy up for going out with his sister is me. Kodi and Aleu are in the same grade so he probably doesn't think of her as his baby sister" I said as I heard my phone buzz but I didn't want to be rude and check it. Jack has helped me so much just within these past weeks and hasn't asked me for anything in return, so I really want to be there for him when he needs me, same with Allen, Troy, Keith, and everyone else in our squad.
"I guess I'll give it a shot" He said after thinking about it.
"I'll come with you too! I haven't talked to Kodiak since the three of us used to hang out in grade 5! I miss him"
"Yeah you're right" Jack said as his ears perked up
"It's awesome how our whole squad is coming back together. How many people do you think are in our squad?" I asked and Jack started counting with his fingers
"Lets see.. In our main squad there's Salty, Shakey, Mooch, Kate, Keith, Allen, Troy, and Aleu. Including us that's 10 people" Jack said and my eyes went wide. All my life the most friends I ever had at one time was 3. Now I have 9! And that doesn't include our outer group with Kayla, Sophia and all them.
After me and Jack talked for a bit my sister came into my room.
"Hey guys"
"Hey Liza" Jack said
"Get your own friends!" I said and Jack chuckled
"No! All of them drive now and I can't until February"
"Why don't you steal your brothers car one night and take it for a joy ride?" Jack asked grinning at me
"Do NOT give her any ideas!" I said grabbing the Chargers keys off the dresser and holding them tight to my chest as the two laughed at my actions.
"I'm just playin bro" Jack said while checking his watch
"Oh. I gotta go. Me and Aleu are going to see a movie tonight"
"Alright bro I should get ready too" I said as we both stood up.
"Oh yeah! You're going to Kate's to have dinner with her family!" he said leaning on the door frame
"Yes sir" I answered proudly
"Geez what did you do? Tell them you fucked their daughter?" he asked and him and Liza started laughing while I just stood there like a statue while nervously laughing
"I'm just messing around. Hey thanks for talking with me bro it helped a lot" he said as we bro hugged
"Yeah anytime man. I mean it"
"Alright take it easy bud" he said as he left the room
"You too!" I yelled.
After I heard the front door close and the sound of his car start up I went over to my phone and picked it up to see what the buzz was for earlier… It was Kate…
*K- Time changed to 6 sexy. Mom already started dinner. So be ready!
Huh alright time changed to six. Good thing I have plenty of ti-
5:54pm
OH FUCK ME HARD AND CALL ME JERRY! Me and Jack were talking for 2 hours!?
I threw my phone on my bed and pulled my shirt off. I thought I heard a rip or a stretch but I didn't care at that point! The last thing you want to do is be late to your girlfriend's parents dinner.. Especially if they ALREADY wanna kill you!
I quickly buttoned up my shirt and jumped into my pants squishing my balls on one side in the process which, if any guys who are reading this have ever done this know, IT FUCKING HURTS! I adjusted my balls and ran to the bathroom spraying myself with some American Eagle cologne and then ran a brush through my hair. I heard a honk outside and knew it was Kate. I'm not sure why she picked me up instead of me driving myself there but I ain't complaining! I ran to my room and grabbed my phone and wallet and then ran down stairs. Before I opened the door I took a big breath so I could calm down from all the running around. I walked out and then jogged over to her blue Camaro and got in.
"Hey babe" I said before kissing her on her cheek
"Hello yourself. Honestly, I'm surprised you were ready on time" she said with a raised eyebrow
"Well.. hehe, you know me! Always prepared and ready"
"Humphrey.. I saw you running around through the window" She said with a giggle
"Oh… Well TECHNICALLY I was ready on time.. I just kinda.. Left it to the last minute.. hehe"
"Well, I'll give you that one" she said as she put the car in gear and drove off to her house.
Kate plugged in the AUX and gave me the other side so I could plug in my phone. I decided to play 'Arabella' by Arctic Monkeys because I fucking love that band!
"Arctic Monkeys huh?" she asked with a smile as she nodded her head to the beat
"You know them?" I asked while quickly looking at her
"Know them? I love them!"
"My god! The more I learn about you the more I love you!" I said as I started singing along
"How did you hear about them?" she asked
"Actually Jack knows how to play all their songs on bass and that's kinda how I got into them by hearing him play"
"Ohhh yeah Jacks entire Instagram is videos of him playing bass. He's really good"
"He's the best" I answered and we jammed out until we got to a road I have never been on
"Where are we going?" I asked
"To my house.." she said almost in a question. I had never been on this road and then we pulled up to a black gate and I realized we were in the back of her house where the garage was. Kate put the window down and typed in a code on a keypad and the gate opened up.
"Fancy" I said in a rich guy accent
"Mmmm quite" she said also in an accent and we shared a laugh
As we pulled into the garage I saw sooooo many beautiful cars..
1969 GTO Judge
2017 Challenger Hellcat
1956 Bel Air
2001 Skyline
2017 Nissan GTR
AND SO MANY MORE
"I… am in heaven.." I said in awe as I was looking at all the beautiful machines that were passing by. Kate giggled and we parked next to a really nice 2016 Dodge Ram Longhorn and got out.
"Yep.. My family are all car nuts so that's kinda what we spend most of our money on" Kate said and I gasped
"My family are all car nuts too!"
"Well there's no real surprise there hunny" she said as she locked her car and I chuckled
"C'mon dinners probably ready" she said holding out her hand and smiling. I took her hand and we walked to a door that lead to some stairs. When we made it to the top of the stairs I saw a beautiful living room that had a window looking out on a lake and next to that was the kitchen where I saw Eve moving around with plates
"Oh hello my dears" She said coming over and… HUGGING ME? Ok.. What the hell did I do to deserve this? Am I having a stroke? I have no clue… All I did know was that the food smelled SO good and I was ready to eat it all. We all sat down at the dinner table and had a discussion about Garth and I told them how he never really liked me to begin with and how he always found ways to bring me down.. Kate then told them about how one of the reasons he's doing this is because I was going out with her. Once everyone was finished eating Winston stood up.
"Come with me Humphrey." he said as he held out an arm. I got up and walked over to him and he put his arm around my shoulder and we started walking. I heard everyone else get up from the table as well so I knew they were following.
"Humphrey.. We really are sorry about what happened to your truck. Kate told me how hard you worked to get it and you just.. You didn't deserve that kind of treatment especially with everything you have been through."
"Thank you sir, that means a lot" I said as he was leading me towards the front door.. Oh boy…
"Now, Kate has told us about everything you have done for her.. The fighting Garth, the complements, and so on.. Now I am certain that you will do anything you can to protect her"
"With my life sir" I said as he opened the door and I felt the breeze hit my face.
"I don't doubt that son… Which is why I wish to repay you." After he said that some hands came up from behind me and covered my eyes, I could tell they were Kates just from the feel of them.
"Alright Kate go ahead" Eve said as we stopped walking and Kate moved her hands off my face and that's when I saw it…
A Red
2017
Chevy Silverado SS
Sooo that's it! One of, if not, the longest chapters in the series! No cliff hanger for once! But I guess it KIND of is because you guys didn't get to see Humphreys reaction. HEHE is he going to accept it? Or is he going to tell them no? FIND OUT NEXT TIME