Atsushi didn't wake up until past noon the day after the party, and he remembered almost nothing about what happened. He could still taste alcohol burning in his mouth and smell it on his new clothes the Agency provided for him. He expected his head to be pounding, but it didn't; his only symptom of his hangover was how the light annoyed him. Little bits and pieces came back to him. A woman with black hair dancing against him. Making out with Dazai in a dark hallway. Tanizaki apologizing for the bomber act. Walking in on Tanizaki and Naomi's intimate activities in the bathroom. Spin the bottle- oh that's why he was kissing Dazai in a dark hallway, they were playing spin the bottle with Ranpo, Kenji, the President, and Akiko before Dazai got jealous. He looked through his new phone for photos or videos.
6:21pm
Dazai was holding the phone, taking video as Akiko gave him jello the size of a large pudding cup. Her face was dusted with a light pink blush, her mouth twisted into a smirk,
"Try this, kiddo. Don't stop to taste it, just swallow it whole," Atsushi looked suspicious until Dazai and the rest of the Agency minus Kunikida peer pressured him with a chant of "Do It! Do It! Do It!" until Atsushi tipped it back and swallowed it whole. Dazai laughed on camera,
"This is going to be a fun night. Atsushi, if you're watching this in the morning, you don't have to come into work today."
7:49pm
The sun is just starting to set. Atsushi taking video in selfie mode, already drunk off of his ass based on all of his stumbling. He looks so happy,
"Future me, if you're watching this, you've forgotten your conversation with Dazai-san," he hiccuped and fell to the floor, mumbling "ouchie, ow, ow, ow," as he got up, "Sugar Daddy likes being called that, well both of those, and he's our boyfriend! He's soooo nice too. He's getting us cake right now! And tea on rice. And another drink too," he opens a door and walks in only to scream and shut it quickly yelling "sorry Naomi, Tanizaki!" He walked down a different hallway, apparently forgetting to turn the video off for another minute.
8:09pm
The President was recording this time around, laughing at everyone's foolish, drunken actions. He recorded his employees (all of them by this point) trying to keep up with the song "Shots," by LMFAO by taking a shot everytime the song said "shots." It would have been pitch black in the agency if not for Tanizaki's ability cloaking the building in neon lights. Atsushi, Kenji, and Akiko had given up drinking halfway through the song.
"Welcome to bible club," the President jested as Ranpo licked a line of salt that looked almost like cocaine off of a desk, "we're all children of the lord here." Atsushi laughed; this had to be a reference to something. He noticed in the video that Kunikida was shirtless, lying across a desk as the song ended; and he didn't look half bad either. Kenji attached himself to the President, whispering in his ear. The only words Atsushi could make out from the video was "lip syncing," and he was already regretting a video he would definitely see soon. Before this video cut out, he saw something kind of troubling: his drunken self had Dazai against a wall, his hands in the older man's pocket, making a very suggestive movement.
10:45pm
Atsushi didn't know who was recording this time around, the camera wasn't in selfie mode anymore. Ranpo, Kenji, Akiko, the President, Dazai, and Atsushi were sitting in a circle on the floor, a bottle spinning between them. Kenji went first, the bottle landing on Akiko who beckoned him with a gloved finger. Kenji crawled slowly to her, moving into her lap as he kissed her deeply and hotly, little flashes of tongue showing every once in awhile; this went on for a full minute before Kenji got up and went back to his place on the floor. Ranpo spun next, landing on the President. He repeated Kenji's actions nervously, though their kiss was a little less intense; that is, until Ranpo's hands found their way into the President's kimono, and the President's hands to Ranpo's rear. There was a faint beeping before the two separated and the former went back to his place. Atsushi was next to spin in their counter clockwise rotation, with his spin landing on Ranpo. The former pulled him into his lap, holding onto his hips as they kissed, Atsushi wasn't sure if it was the alcohol, the kissing, or location of Ranpo's hands that made him so red. There was a long, thin trail of saliva when the two separated, Atsushi was panting lightly as Ranpo helped him back into place, and there was a very obvious bulge in his pants, even on the blurred camera video.
Dazai pulled the drunken and confused Atsushi close in a side-hug, whispering something in his ear that didn't quite carry over the music. Dazai spun next, landing on Kenji. The cameraman or woman chose that moment to pass out with the camera tilted at an odd angle so all the video saw was Kenji's hands unbuttoning Dazai's shirt as the two grinded against each other, with Dazai, of course, in Kenji's lap. Akiko landed on the President afterwards, the video catching fingers sliding under her skirt and pulling away wet later. Atsushi blushed while watching the video continue on and on as every person paired up with every other person at least twice- even he himself had kissed Akiko in it, with her on his lap first, and then the opposite. He vaguely wondered how many people had gotten a hand down his pants during that game alone. The video ended with him on Dazai's lap, only to be slammed on the floor without the kiss ever breaking. Atsushi's legs wrapped around Dazai's waist, one hand holding onto Dazai, the other exploring his chest. Dazai pinned him down, breaking the kiss to bite and suck at his neck as their hips moved together through their clothes. The President blushed, covering his mouth as he watched them for a little too long before telling them they should probably get somewhere more private, though he was only recommending and assured them that no one else would mind if they continued to do that in front of everyone.
Dazai was definitely the more reasonable horny drunk out of the two of them because he took Atsushi out of the room to continue elsewhere. Kenji picked up the phone and ended the video, but not before telling the camera "I'm getting laid tonight!" and point at either the President, Ranpo, Akiko, or all three at once. Atsushi wasn't sure which.
2:24am
Atsushi was lip syncing to "Sweet Life" by Madison; no, he was performing. Every movement was methodical, and Dazai was nothing more than a prop in his dance.
I wanna shoot it like a Russian shotgun
Atsushi stood with his body pressed against Dazai's, their heads next to each other as he makes a finger gun against Dazai's head, shooting it off at the word "gun."
I wanna fly it like a sky dive in Dubai, I wanna crash it like an F22
He leaned back, using Dazai as a human pole, his hands running across Dazai's bare chest
In the sun- in the sun- in the sun- in the sun
He moved slowly down Dazai's body for the first three times those lyrics played, coming up as the notes changed for the fourth. Atsushi paused the video to check his pants, and as he suspected, he was not wearing underwear in the video and he still was not wearing it now. He wondered where it went for a moment before continuing to watch past him lip sync.
I turn it up so loud I trick out the sound
He was pressed up against Dazai's body again, singing into his ear as his hand traveled lower and lower down Dazai's half naked body
I take your 10 million now
Atsushi grabbed Dazai's dick through his pants, biting his earlobe gently. Dazai moaned in the video, blushing for Atsushi for the first time.
My chain be heavy and my man's gonna carry me home…
Atsushi moved behind Dazai, resting his head on the brunette's shoulders, both of hand travelled up from Dazai's defined abs up to his arms
Got some magic up in his bones~
Atsushi squeezed Dazai's biceps, licking him from his shoulder, up his neck, to his jaw. It was so hot and sexually tense, Sober Atsushi couldn't watch the video anymore, his face was painted a dark red.