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Today's the day.
Today is the day Mr. Eugene Krabs and Mrs. Poppy Puff tie the knot.
Much of Bikini Bottom has turned out for this joyous occasion. Even Plankton and Karen showed up out of respect. The previous night had been good for Pearl and Mrs. Puff, as Pearl had officially given her blessing to Mrs. Puff upon finally realizing how much her and her dad truly loved each other. Spongebob had said that he had something special for them during the ceremony. Though Mrs. Puff was nervous as to what that was, she relented when Mr. Krabs said he owed to Spongebob to have him involved with the wedding.
The wedding is about to start. Mr. Krabs is at the altar, with Squidward as the best man. Sandy, being an ordained minister, is going to be performing the ceremony.
Just then, Mrs. Puff proceeds to walk down the isle.
When she does, Spongebob stands, clears his throat, and begins to sing.
She's your Queen-to-be.
A Queen-to-be forever.
A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires.
As he sings, everyone laughs at the song, even Mrs. Puff.
She's your Queen-to-be.
A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire.
As she reaches the alter, Mr. Krabs takes her by the hand and they wait for Spongebob to finish.
Completely free from infection.
To be used at your discretion.
Waiting only for your direction.
Your Queen-to-be.
As he finishes singing, everyone is either applauding or laughing. Spongebob takes a bow and sits back down.
"Well thank you for that Spongebob. Now then, we are gathered here today to join these two in the bonds of Holy Matrimony." Sandy says, kicking off the wedding ceremony. This is just the beginning for the next stage in the soon to be wed couples' lives.
The End
Props to any reader who is a fan of "Coming to America."