Warning Warning: FROM THIS POINT ON DO NOT EXPECT FOR JAUNE TO BE SEEN IN A GOOD LIGHT not in this chapter but for the future seriously We (We read as Eden) will be burning him to the fucking ground and little will be left have a good day ;3 and to quote a walking thumb he will have fire and furry like never before seen because fuck Jaune and fuck Arkos fucking Jaune no character development ass weak ass mistake he should have died instead of Pyrrha I mean seriously he has 2 solo kills through the entire show
"Sooooo, didn't expect this," Neo slowly looked around noticing some of the people, mainly the men, looked at her and Ruby with want and the others looked at Raven with sheer and utter fear.
"Neither did I," Ruby replied creeped out while keeping Shin from biting everyone.
Raven on the other hand behind her cold and menacing glare directed at everyone excluding her daughter and adopted daughter had one thing running through her mind ' was this place always this bad,'
"Well, well, who are you two cuties," A brave, new, or dumb tribesmen looked at Ruby and Neo hungrily earning a few gasps through the camp from the few that knew better.
As he was moving his hand to caress both there checks one thought throughout Ruby, Neo and a few other people 'He fucked/screwed up,'
Immediately Raven had her odachi at his throat "May I ask who you are and why you are molesting my daughters,"
"If your their mother then if I may ask for the-" Raven immediately grabbed his crotch and squeezed earning a muffled grunt "Your new aren't you,"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE," A woman with short brown hair and blue eyes yelled before her eyes widen noticing the unique hairstyle of Raven
"Vernal," Raven didn't show any other sign of acknowledgment
"If you could please let go of Manuel he is one of our best meat shields," Vernal stated almost robotically,
Raven slowly let go making sure that Manuel felt every second of pain "It's good to see that you have kept this place running in my absence," Raven gave Vernal a small smirk
"Thank you, Raven," Vernal then looked at Ruby and Neo who were holding back Shin "Um who are these two,"
Ruby and Neo immediately started to panic 'WHAT DO WE DO, WHAT DO WE DO,'
Raven immediately went over and placed her hand on Ruby's shoulder "This is Ruby Rose Branwen my daughter and heirs to my position," The entire Camp froze, Ruby and Neo immediately did a double take Ruby's faunus ears immediately standing up "Follow my lead," Raven whispered low enough for only Ruby and Neo to hear
"Um, yeah, I guess that's true, well hello I'm Ruby Rose Branwen, daughter of my mothers, Raven Branwen and Summer Rose," The immediate second she said she was related to Summer Rose and by extension, Ozpin Rose all the tribesmen started to internally cheer.
"And this is her fiance Neopolitan Sundae," Ruby and Neo both blushed.
'That's also true,' Neo's sign read though the handwriting looked shaky. She noticed this and decided to try to sell the claim by wrapping an arm around Ruby and pulling her close. This served to intensify both of their blushes.
"This is ridiculous," Ruby thought through the bond.
"Yeah, but I wouldn't want to marry anyone else."
"Yeah," Ruby nodded in agreement until the rest of the statement registered, "wait, what was that last part?"
Neo blushed harder somehow when she realized what she had thought, "nothing, absolutely nothing."
Ruby gained a small smirk "Sure, Sure, by the way, who's gonna wear the tux and who's gonna wear the dress," Ruby internally giggled as Neo tried to hide herself from everyone gaining strange looks
Raven looked down and hit both across the head gaining an 'ow' from both.
Vernal, on the other hand, was internally freaking out 'No No No, I spent nearly 12 years trying to get her to love me and some random ass faunus gets her in 4!'
Raven's semi-hard expression immediately harden to steel, "Now leave us, we must discuss things with Vernal."
Half an hour later
Raven came out of the tent and was walking straight to Neo and Ruby will a stern look on her face. "We're going girls. Don't say anything, just walk like you have a purpose," Raven spoke in a volume that only the two faunus could pick up.
The girls looked at each other. Despite people thinking otherwise, Ruby, and by proxy Neo, inherited her troublemaking nature from Raven and not Summer. Only difference being that, that Summer's genes had mellowed Raven's so that Ruby never got in more trouble than she could talk her way out of.
With this information in mind, the girls quickly concluded that Raven had done something very wrong and it was now time for Plan V.
"I heard Vacuo is somewhat nice this time of year, at least," Ruby shrugged.
"I'll miss the snow though," Neo responded bitterly.
"Wait, can't you make snow?" Ruby asked.
"Oh right, forgot about that,"
"HOW?"
"Hectic few days?"
"I can buy that," Ruby shrugged again.
Several Months later Vacuo
"Here we have the great sharpshooter Ruby Rose getting ready to hit her 50 feet mark," Neo's voice whispered in Ruby's head.
"Let's do this!" Ruby responded as she drew on her powers.
"Nope, She's getting ready" Neo grumbled,
As soon as Neo's voice came across their bond, Ruby let loose a bolt of lightning that hit five targets. Dust and ash flying everywhere.
"HELP MY TAIL IS ON FIRE," a monkey faunus screamed.
"Crap!" Ruby and Neo dashed of towards the screaming faunus and after a few minutes of 'helping' managed to put out the fire.
"Whoa that hurt, thanks...whoever you are?" the monkey faunus said rubbing his tail gently.
"I'm Ruby and this here is Neo, my snorts fiancee," Ruby said barely keeping it together while Neo floundered.
"Sun, Sun Wukong, and if you'll excuse my language, WHAT THE HELL, I mean hear I am running from the police and BAM lightning bolt hits my precious tail," Sun went on a monologue.
'Will, we ever meet someone normal on our travels,' Neo sighed.
'I mean coming from a magically charged girl who has a kitsune of all things normal for us is strange at best for everyone else,' Ruby shot back.
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'I hate it when you're right,' Neo pouted.
"Are you two even listening to me?" Sun clapped, getting the girls' attention.
'No, we are having an important discussion that doesn't concern you,' Neo jabbed her sign at him.
"Whoa, angry midgets!" Sun blurted out, then realized he might have signed his death warrant as both girls glared at him with their eyes glowing. "Um...can I start my three part apology by saying how cute and tall you both are?"
Electricity arced in Ruby's hand, "We'll give you only half strength, murder isn't easy to cover up."
"Oh, Dust."
Several screams, bolts of lightning, and blasts of ice later
"So, you girls are really strong," 'and terrifying,' Sun gave a weak smile while Ruby was giving him, her aura.
"Yeah, sorry about the whole almost killing you thing," Ruby gave him a sheepish smile before putting her wakizashi to his throat "If you ever call us short again, we'll make you just as tall as us," Ruby said while Sun was having an internal heart attack.
"That's nice but what the hell was with your eyes, the flames coming of them were terrifying," Sun tried to change the subject.
"GOD DAMMIT," Both girls thought.
"It's part our semblances," Ruby said, patting herself internally on the back for quick thinking. Neo gave her a congratulatory nod for good measure.
"Really, those illusions and speed looked like a semblance," Sun fired back killing the girls' mood.
The girls looked at each other then back at the monkey faunus. "Look, we can't actually tell you about it," Ruby muttered and rubbed her arm.
Sun raised an eyebrow at them, "How about I get you girls some ice cream, then can you talk about it?"
"No, even if you buy us ice cream," Ruby looked down. 'Maybe we should head back now, Neo.'
"C'mon, it can't be that bad?" The monkey faunus said with a winning smile, that had no effect on the girls. "I guess it is, yikes."
"Sorry." 'Sorry.'
"Eh, I can still steal you some Ice cream," Sun said to cheer the girls up.
'I hope he meant buy,' Ruby thought.
'I somehow doubt it.'
"Sure, I'm in the mood for cookie dough, take a wild guess for Neo," Ruby sighed.
In Atlas at Dead End Bar
Qrow was doing what he does best binge drinking shots like a madman and bringing misfortune wherever he goes 'I knew that son of a bitch was going to do something but to try and kidnapping the maidens is just fucking wrong,'
"BARTENDER *HIC* I NEED MORE SHOTS, GOD DAMIT," the famed Willow Schnee was at the bar plastered beyond belief and surround by enough shot glasses to almost break Qrow's record.
Qrow looked on with a mix of amusement, awe, and a hint of hurt pride, 'Oh helllll no, no one breaks my record.' "Bartender 5 shots," Qrow looked at her dead on with and mouthed 'Let's go, weak sauce.'
Willow turned to the man with a glare for the audacity to challenge her to a drinking contest. Then she saw him. And for once, she didn't think it was the alcohol burning in her chest. But she pushed aside the feeling for the moment, "you r-really want ta do dis?"
Qrow reared back in faux pride, "Hey, there are few things in my life I'm proud of, and drinking everyone under the table here is one of them."
Willow arched an eyebrow, "*Hic* I besh I can drink you inta bed before you drink meh under the table."
Qrow chuckled, "Sounds like I win either way."
Willow grabbed a drink and bitterly downed it, "so do I, I getta forget abou' my shit husband for a nigh', one way or another."
Qrow grimaced at this, "Yikes, is the man really that bad?"
"My husband is Jacques Schnee, so yesh, he ish dat bad."
"Damn, you got luck as bad as mine," Qrow said while swirling the liquor in his glass.
"*Hic* lesh talk, mor drink."
"Sure."
Vale
"WHERE ARE THEY OZPIN," James had been bamboozled
"I have no idea who you're talking about General," Ozpin had a calm demeanor to him and slowly sipped from his mug.
"Stop playing games with me where are the two Bi- Girls," James caught himself. 'I need those two now more than ever and we can't fight a war over them.'
Glynda was just watching after having to tie down Peach from spilling anything "If you are wondering where they are they went on a little 'family' history lesson."
"Where exactly," James glared at Glynda and slowly walked up to her.
"No idea, Branwen's keep the tribe's location a secret," Glynda slowly adjusted her glasses and gave a cold stare
"General, I have meetings to attend to and students to teach, so I think it's time for you to go," Ozpin sipped his glass looking uninterested but annoyed.
"Why won't you understand th-" James growled
"What, that having an army of magically charged warriors will help us? Do you not even see the ethical issues in how you plan on doing it, but answer me how you will pass it onto the next generation?" Ozpin looked at James expecting no answer "and the fact that we need them in one piece to unlock the locks if absolutely needed, So for once in your life stop thinking of the quickest way to immortalize yourself in history and start thinking of what will happen the second that someone get the technology to replicate what you did only as mindless soldiers?!"
James mumbled something under his breath and left getting a sigh from Ozpin, "Glynda please untie Peach and call Raven to inform her that James is gone."
A.N YeP They fucking
