Ba-Da-Da-Dum!
"This is a terrible idea!"
Koschei stopped and turned around. "You're right."
"I am?"
"We can't just waltz in the Omega Arsenal with our faces exposed. We'll have to put on some disguises. C'mon Clara, to the Batcave!"
Ba-Da-Da-Dum!
"Theta, Clara, this is where I recreate stuff from earth's fictional storys! I call this place the Batcave!"
"Why?"
"Because it automatically ups the coolness factor. Theta, catch!"
"What is this supposed to be, Hmm?
Ba-Da-Da-Dum!
"A Sonic cough*plot device*cough Screwdriver. It's to help you not get prematurely canceled. You're welcome."
"..."
"Clara, here."
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"This is to help you not prematurely cancel anyone with your cooking attempts. I almost regenerated from your last attempt."
Ba-Da-Da-Dum!
"KOSCHEI!"
Batcave
Ba-Da-Da-Dum!
"Clara, here." Koschei threw her a case of Hoi-Poi Capsules. "Go home and pack your things. I doubt we'll be back anytime soon."
"Got it."
"Your name's too long. I'm just gonna call you Clara 'cause we're totally gonna be BFFs and set Rassilon's Tomb on fire."
Clara gaped.
Ba-Da-Da-Dum!
"Sir, someone's broken into the Time Vault!"
"Again!?"
"Now who can tell me one of Lord Rassilon's great achievements... Koschei?"
"He managed to get a rod the size of Gallifrey up his ass."
BA-Da-DA-DuM!
AN: Batcave-Batman
Hoi-Poi-Capsules-Dragon Ball