Stan's POV
After class, I was in the hallway and went to go find Wendy.
"Wendy, why do the Asians keep making us gay?" I ask.
"Stan, they're students, too. Does it matter if they draw you gay? Are you homophobic?" She asks.
Wendy is starting to sound like Cartman, but I won't tell her that or she'll get offended. She knows I'm not homophobic, but she's asking me that because she doesn't see it as a big deal. If the Asians drew Cartman and Kyle as gay, it probably means they've shipped Kyle and I even though all we'll ever be is super best friends.
What, all because Cartman's mom died and now he has to stay over at Kyle's house because nobody else cares about him? I'm pretty sure I heard him crying at his locker today, but I didn't want to say anything. I cared about him even if he was an asshole, and sure, none of us knew what got him to hang around all of us but we still had good times.
"No. I just don't understand why you ever had to present those pictures." I say.
"It's just an art style, Stan. What's wrong with art?" She asks.
"Cartman said the shots would make you artistic. You think...you think if the Asians stopped getting shots it would make them less artistic?" I ask.
"Stan, you're not making any sense." She says.
"Oh, fine! I'm...gonna go talk to Cartman. Bye, Wendy." I say.
"Bye, Stan." She says.
I give her a quick goodbye wave and walk away.
"Hey, Cartman. Dude." I say.
"Hi, Stan. What's up?" He asks.
"Well, I'm not sure how we're ever going to get the Asians to stop us from being gay." I say.
"Well, are you homophobic, Stan?" He asks.
"Huh? No! I thought it pissed you off, too!" I say.
"Stan, yaoi is a blend of emotion and beauty involving two people whose love is looked down upon. The art tries to show that all love is magical, like Tweek and Craig." He says.
"Dude, what the fuck?" I say. "Why are you supporting this? You've been nothing but racist all your life!"
"Yeah, but I'm not homophobic because in today's society that's uncool!" He says and then gets out a bag of chips.
"I'm not homophobic. I just want people to quit drawing us gay, but if you love them drawing you and Kyle gay together, then that's fine! I heard about you telling everyone in school that you're a gay couple with Kyle because you thought blacks belonged together! Not because you're not homophobic!"
If Cartman and Kyle were gay, wouldn't I know?
"Well, I gotta go see PC Principle again. Bye, Stan." He says and walks away.
Then I'm alone in the hallway.