A/N: I'm not entirely sure if I got Saitama's dialogue correct. He has a simple and dull style of speech, yet it can be amazingly difficult to write dialogue for him. I feel like the beginning is a little more awkward style-wise, but I really have no ideas on how to change it. That being said, sit back (or lean forward) and experience the story.

"Hey, I have an idea," Saitama started.

Gendo looked at the newest deviation in his Scenario, a bald man with the power to defeat the angels with a single punch and responded with a tone of cold indifference, much like the one he used with his son. "Yes?"

Unperturbed, he continued, "The Evas have a mother's soul in them right?"

Gendo's tone dropped even further and with it, went the room temperature. Not that Saitama noticed, his endurance training helped him adapt remarkably well to cold temperatures. Ah, the wonders of not using any form of heating or air conditioning. Saves money too.

"How much do you know." It wasn't a question so much as a command.

"I was lost and needed to use the bathroom really badly."

"I do not see how that pertains to your knowledge of the Evangelions." Gendo struggled to keep calm and prevent himself from trying to strangle the bald man. The key word being "trying" here, since most conventional forms of hurting people were rendered null when applied to the... irregularity in logic that called himself Saitama.

"Well, I had this idea that the Rabbi-"

"Magi."

"Yeah, those, should have a map the place right? Then I found the Maggy but it asked for a password."

At this point Fuyutsuki took over, noticing that Gendo was close to having an aneurysm. "So how did you get in?"

"I asked nicely.

Both men responded with a stare. The Sub-Commander's expression was one of disbelief, while the Commander started to develop a subtle tic in his left eye.

"Really, that all I did. Honest."

Seeing as neither of the men would respond to his statement, he continued.

"Anyways, what if you made them into human sized robots? Like cyborgs. Genos could probably help."

An idea that snapped Gendo out of his tic, one which he immediately started to refute, until he considered to premise. The Evangelion units were necessary to defeat the angels and were required for instrumentality, but the existence of Saitama rendered them obsolete and a robo-Yui would achieve his goal of bringing Yui back to him. Not quite how he envisioned it, but between melting everyone in the world to reunite with Yui and making a robot Yui, the latter would be deemed more socially acceptable and less likely to upset Yui.

Also, a robot Yui. Kinky.

The more he thought about it, the better the idea got. With Yui back, he could actually learn to become a decent human again! And Shinji- Shinji, his son, the boy he had callously abandoned in his quest for Yui, he could give Shinji the approval and love that his son desired from him! A robot mother might be slightly damaging to his psyche, but he'd get used to it eventually. He'd have to keep the other to Units around as a contingency plan, but the chances of needing them were slim with Saitama proving his ability to adapt to the various angels.

"Very well. I shall consider your suggestion."

Fuyutsuki looked as if he might object to the decision, but he too soon realized the implications of the idea. Not that his opinion mattered, mind you, since Gendo was the commander and answered to no one, but a good manipulator is always observing those around him.

"Ok. I'm going home now."

And so he left. Thus Saitama ended Gendo's plans for instrumentality, set him on the path of redemption and generally made the world of Evangelion a happier place.

He also found a nail on his way back to his temporary apartment, whatever that means or symbolizes.

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Omake:

Kaji liked to think that he was a good spy, or at least a decent to have been able to survive for so long while poking his nose in sensitive places. This cockiness lead to him opening a top-secret package meant for Gendo's eyes only.

And boy did he regret it. He expected documents relating to SEELE or Instrumentality, instead he found nothing but mental scarring. The contents of the package included:

(1) pair of Divine Collection Aphrodite Self-Adhering Breast Forms

(1) Utimi Male Masturbation Cup Masturbator

Thoroughly traumatized, Kaji closed and resealed the package as quickly as possible and tried to unsee the contents of the package. Unfortunately for him, his mind kept conjuring an image of Gendo with prosthetic breasts masturbating into a fleshlight. God forbid if Fuyutsuki were to enter that picture.

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From his office Gendo watched Kaji opening, closing and hurrying down to his office with the package. Kaji entered without bothering to knock and quickly dropped to package on his desk. Then he scurried out of the room like somebody farted on Taco Tuesday.

Gendo sat at his desk and smirked. The agent had long been due a lesson on snooping around in sensitive material. The only regrettable part of the whole debacle was the actual debacle itself. Kaji now knew of the contents in the package, ordering it was embarrassing enough as is, but for someone to actually learn of it was ten times worse. The sad part was that he actually needed what was in the package. How else was he going to have hot robo-sex with Yui?

A/N: Yes, the contents of the package are real things. I actually googled 'prosthetic breast' and 'synthetic vagina' for "research purposes" to make the story more realistic and amusing. I feel unclean now. Oh the things I do for fanfiction.