I'll admit I'm making this shit up as I go along! Time for the next chapter that may or may not have something nice in it depending on my inspiration...It should be fine! I make it a point that even my filler chapters have some gold nuggets in em! Next chapter should be a 'reading' one, so for all the fans of that be prepared.

Heads up I may or may not start a new fic soon, writing for the same 2 fics over and over has caused me writers' fatigue. Either that or do a chapter or two for the gaming fic… You know what I'mma poll it like the good ol' days. That just happened to be a few months ago! Anyway enough rambling, STORY START!

"...I can't feel my legs." Was the first thing I said after waking up from the best night of my life. "VIT is a bullshit stat" Was the second thing I said, and equally true...5 hours of non-stop action shouldn't be possible yet here I am. I looked to my right to see the sleeping face of the goddess who changed my life(in more ways than one.)

"Good morning Izuku-kun" Eris said with her eyes still closed. As she opened them I could see why. "I hate to ask this Izuku-kun but… I can't move. Breakfast please!" She mumbled before falling back asleep. I guess she was even more tired that I was.

The hunger hit me soon after she finished so I decided it would be best to do as she said, assuming Eris was equally hungry I'll prepare 4 portions. Wait Komekko lives here now… Ten portions.

I tried to get up only to notice that my legs were as heavy as lead, and my spine was on fire…'Worth it' Was all I thought as I somehow put on all my clothes with just my hands. Crawling all the way to the kitchen was a bit more difficult though..

"Rough night eh?" A smug looking All Might said from his seat at the dining table, Kazuma, Darkness and Aqua were sitting around him, eating breakfast and probably talking about my old world.

"Yeah yeah, laugh it up. I have no regrets, though I would appreciate it if one of you made Eris-chan and I some breakfast. I doubt that she's in a better position than I am at the moment." Kazuma sent me a dirty look but begrudgingly got up to make some more food.

Rule number 13 of the new world bro code: If a bro is indisposed after a manly act, it is another bro's duty to serve him food and drink in exchange for a future favor. And as far as we were concerned, bedding a goddess is worthy of being labeled a manly act.

"So...How was it?" Darkness asked with the deepest blush on her face, mind most likely racing with the most risque ideas possible. Which I shut down immediately.

"First of all, stop imagining Eris-chan in leather." "Eep!" "Second of all, it was. Pardon the pun. Heavenly, that's all I can say. Please just ask Eris-chan, seriously there's a limit to the amount of awkwardness I can handle at one time!" I tried to deflect, hoping that she'd be the only one to ask that question.

What made it worse was that Aqua was giggling the whole time while whispering "My geekish kouhai finally did it!" As if we couldn't hear it when we were sitting less than a meter away from her...Never change Aqua. Never change.

"So who's next? Darkness-chan? No, maybe we should let her cool down for a bit before that." Aqua said pointing at the hyperventilating Darkness. "How about Megumin-chan? Though that would be tough with her parents at home, same with Yunyun...Don't tell me! You want a second goddess in a row don't you! I have to warn Wolbach-chan!" She exclaimed before running off at top speed, screaming at the top of her lungs.

…'I take it back, please change Aqua. For my sake if nothing else.' I love my party. Truly I do, but why do most of them have to be so weird?.. Great All Might is giving me another smug smirk while Kazuma is spilling pancake batter all over himself from giggling too much. '*sigh, at least I'll get to punch that smirk off his face later this week.' A mischievous smile came to my face at the thought.

And since my mind was on the festival I might as well come up with some more things to liven it up. Fireworks and a sparring match were great and all but there was much more to do. Aqua was already going to do her magic tricks around the city whether I asked her to or not. It was sure to make the Axis cult more popular too so it was in her best interest really.

Kazuma and Eris had this whole stage magician act planned out, it honestly looked rather impressive. And with a little technical wizardry of my own I managed to create some basic televisions to set in various places around the city. It was tough but after making all those appliances, not to mention my armor, making a simple T.V wasn't too difficult.

Besides it was pretty much essential to have them, along with several cameras and mages that could use flight magic. Otherwise nobody would be able to see my spar with All Might, we'd have to get several hundred meters away at a minimum if we didn't want to level the whole city.

'Maybe we'll make an artificial lake? It would be great for tourism..' Questions for later, for now Kazuma set two plates, each holding a veritable mountain of pancakes topped with syrup and butter. 'But first, breakfast in bed with a goddess...My life is awesome!' I thought with a permanent smile as I went back to my room, legs only barely recovered from earlier.

1 perfect breakfast later.

"Thank you Izu-kun! I'll just stay here until I regain feeling in my lower body. Oh, and I've seen what you've been planning for my festival, I love it so far!" Well that was good. Can't exactly have a festival where the titular goddess hates the attractions.

"By the way there's supposedly this divine armor named Aigis that is supposed to be around here. The other gods wanted me to collect it in exchange for a reduction to my sentence but...I'm gonna be honest this has basically been a vacation for me so take your time." She waved me off, not noticing how my face lit up then fell immediately.

'I guess being a god isn't all it's cracked up to be.. I probably should look for that armor but to be honest is it even necessary at this point?' We only have two demon generals left standing. Only one of which is a direct fighter. I really need to contact the king later, this war was almost over, the enemies' command has been taken out, their faith in Wolbach was destroyed, and their soldiers were probably terrified.

'It's almost as if superpowers and scientific knowledge don't mix with medieval society and a steep leveling system… Oh well!' I wasn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth. What I should probably do is find Hyoizaburoo and see how his business talk with Vanir went. Hopefully the hangover isn't too bad.

Walking over to YuiYui's room I knocked on the door, not expecting a quick reply since it was still rather early. Imagine my surprise when I saw a still sleepy Komekko answer with her mother nowhere to be found.

"Komekko-chan, where's your mother? And did your dad come home after last night?" I asked the droopy eyed girl.

"Huh? Mom left over an hour ago. She said something about buying groceries without counting coins for once...Do you have food?" I shake my head at that, this kid didn't even answer the second question but I couldn't be too mad.

"Yeah, just head downstairs and the others should be able to make you some breakfast. Have a nice day." I ruffle her hair and head out, chances were that I wouldn't be able to see her for the rest of the day.

Axel Marketplace

I spotted her almost instantly. The tears of joy and large cart full of food didn't exactly make it difficult, besides the crimson demons' were hardly the most subtle to begin with. "Good morning Yuiyui-san! Enjoying the local goods I see. Just try not to overdo it, our kitchen can only hold so much." She blushed at being caught with so much but didn't look apologetic.

"Of course Izuku-kun, thank you again for giving my family this opportunity! If you're looking for my husband, he never came back after visiting Vanir-san so I'd check there. Anyway, this should be more than enough to feed us for the next few days, I wish you well!" She exclaimed before walking off with enough food to feed several men for a few weeks...Or a few days with Komekko I suppose.

Heading towards Wiz's shop I was greeted with the sight of a crying Hyoizaburoo kneeling in a dogeza position while apologizing profusely to Vanir. "...Do I even want to know?" I asked, not wanting but probably needing an answer.

"You just keep finding debt magnets Izuku-kun! Fear not! I, Vanir-sama shall whip this wannabe demon into shape in no time at all!" ...I just nodded and left, though I did tell him not to use an actual whip during Hyoizaburoo's training, earning a pout from the former general.

'You know it's a sad day when this kind of shit becomes normal for me. First Aqua, then Wiz, and now Hyoizaburoo…*Sigh.' Hopefully Hiropo was doing better, I should probably check up on him, besides a quick solo quest might be fun!

Guildhall

"Farewell my lady! Tell Izuku-sama that I wish him well but the village needed me to return!" I heard Hiropo say before he disappeared in a flash of light, presumably back to the village. And if Luna's face was anything to go by he wouldn't be missed.

"By the gods that was exhausting! Izuku-kun you owe me for that! He just. Wouldn't. Stop. Bragging! And the worst part was that he kept posing for the entire time we spoke!" Poor girl, I forgot that crimson demon diplomacy was...Unique to say the least.

"I'm so sorry. Tell ya what, why not join me on a solo quest I was gonna do? We can hang out and I'll do all the work myself! Plus you can have the reward." I offered which she considered for a bit before shaking her head.

"It's tempting, but that doesn't seem fair to you. Besides I have wor-." I took out another pouch filled with gold and handed it to another waitress, getting similar results to last time. "Right you're filthy rich. I forget that sometimes...You know what, sure. I could use a break and I've wanted to talk to you for a while now!"

And so our impromptu date began. It was pretty nice all things considered, I took a simple monster elimination quest for a local lizard runner infestation. Normally they'd need a dedicated party to kill off, but with my recently acquired ranged weaponry proficiency and a freshly made assault rifle I managed to pick off 30-50 feral ho- I mean lizards in under 5 minutes.

After that was done I moved the corpses off the field and we had a nice picnic together! "So Izuku-kun. Is what I heard about you and Eris-chan true?" She asked with a mischievous tone. I gave an exasperated sigh at that. Wasn't it bad form to talk about other girls while on a date?!

"I'm assuming you're asking about what happened last night? Then yes we did h-have s-sex. B-but can we please not talk about that! I-I'm still a little numb from it honestly. It almost doesn't seem real.." I admitted, though I immediately regretted the wording since Luna's smirk grew to twice its size.

"Oh! Still numb from it eh? Must have been pretty good then!" A small glare from me stopped that right away. "Ok, ok I'll stop! But just know that you don't have to be awkward about these things around us." She reassured me with a smile.

"We all love you and have come to terms with the fact that there will be others. Besides I'm an adventurers' waitress, gossip is in my blood." She joked, I guess Luna has a bit of a self deprecating sense of humor.

"T-thanks Luna-chan. I'll remember that.." I said, a small smile was born as I watched the landscape all around us, it was rather beautiful from the tall hill we were sitting on.

"Though I would like to hear about that night of intense passion that left you of all people numb." And the smile died before it could truly live, snuffed out by the sensual tone of his gossiping girlfriend. Well, you can't have everything.

Ok I'll admit I have no experience writing romance but I can't in good conscience give Izuku the 'shonen anime protagonist' treatment when it comes to women so no blue balls for our green hero! hopefully the comedy makes up for it.

Anyway I'll have that poll up right after I upload this, btw if you get two upload notifications it's because I found some minor errors in the last chapter and fixed them up with this one. Well that's all for now, have a great day everyone!