A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I'll update more once school is over in a few weeks. And thank you so much the people who reviewed! I'm always happy to hear comments and suggestions for the story. So please review! :D

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Updated 3/10/14

Chapter 2

The Gentlemen and the Naughty Type

Tamaki was babbling about how to be a proper host, Sebastian looked amused while Ciel looked to get more annoyed by the second. I wonder if he's the reincarnation of Lord Druitt? Ciel thought. Now everyone was currently sitting on the club's couches doing their own things while ignoring Tamaki. The twins were slightly scared of Ciel for he was giving them evil glares every now and then. Perhaps he was still a bit mad about being dragged to the host club unwillingly. Haruhi had just gone to make tea for everyone, since she had nothing better to do, when Sebastian stopped her.

"Let me do it Mr. Fujioka." Sebastian said politely adding emphasis on the "Mr.". Haruhi stared at him for a while wondering if he was different than all these rich bastards. He hadn't really spoke much, but he seemed polite enough. He had a mysterious air to him that frightened her, but lured her in at the same time.

"No it's okay, it's my job anyways." She declined politely, but Sebastian wouldn't take no for an answer. He was starting to go a little mad, perhaps from keeping up this butler act for so long. The old Sebastian would never do such a thing, but no one really knew where the old Sebastian went. Maybe on a nice vacation in Bali, laughing at him for his current position: eternity stuck with a little spoiled brat playing the obedient servant.

He walked past her while saying "One could say it's my job as well." Not only did this leave Haruhi confused but the entire host club, for they were listening too. Ciel coughed bringing the attention away from Sebastian.

"Now what does the host club do exactly."

"We entertain young ladies with too much time on their hands." Tamaki stated proudly. Ciel spit out the tea Sebastian had just given him and coughed violently while Sebastian patted him on the back with a smirk. He quickly regained his composure and raised an eyebrow in question.

"And how exactly do you entertain them?" His voice held some disgust in it. Tamaki grabbed Ciel's hand and gave him his princely look.

"With sweet words and romance of course." He turned red and slapped Tamaki's hand away.

"So you're running a brothel." He stated calmly while rethinking his decision to join this club. The twins were currently cracking up at the use of the word brothel and the misunderstanding, while Tamaki acted like he struck by lightning and turned to dust. Kyoya shut his notebook deciding that he should take over the explanations, because they were going oh so well with Tamaki doing it.

"We are hosts, not some kind of brothel. We are a legitimate club, and we are the most profitable club this school offers. We're good at what we do and you best learn it, for it will very profitable for you as well."

Ciel nodded in understanding although he still had questions. He was about to voice said questions, but was interrupted by an annoyingly loud sound. It sounds almost like a motor, but it couldn't be. Maniacal laughter filled the air as a spinning platform appeared out of nowhere, with a blonde haired girl in the graceful Ouran uniform. What the…..hell? He certainly never expected that to happen, but when had his life ever been normal? Sebastian put his gloved hand into his Ouran chest pocket ready to pull out various silver ware if need be. Ciel quickly stopped him waving his hand in a shooing motion; he wanted to wait and see who this eccentric girl was.

"If you're going to join this elite club, you'll need a type!" the random girl shouted in a loud boisterous voice.

"Ah Renge, I was wondering when you would make an appearance. Please excuse her rudeness she is the Host Club manager." Kyoya spoke nonchalantly.

This woman is their manager? If Ciel thought they were crazy before, now they were psycho. Renge turned and pointed to Sebastian.

"We shall start with you." Her tone sounded somewhat scary with a hint of sweetness. She threw a folder labeled Sebastian on the table. It was filled with photos of him and quite a few with Ciel as well.

"After studying you…" She was interrupted by the twins coughing the word "stalking". She continued like it never happened.

"I have decided that you are the….GENTLEMEN TYPE!" She shouted with hearts in her eyes. Sebastian smirked, but said nothing. He could certainly pull off his assigned type with ease. Ciel snorted in amusement, but was frozen when Renge turned to him with determination in her eyes.

"You would technically be perceived as the Boy-Lolita type do to your appearance." She said in thought. He was no child by any means. Sure technically he was still physically a boy, but he was much older than he looked.

Mori's forked snapped at the statement as did Honey's. Honey squeezed his stuffed bunny Usa-chan like his life depended on it and ran up to Renge with tears in his eyes what held a look of jealousy.

"But, but, but, I'm the only Boy- Lolita type!" Honey sobbed.

"Well not anymore, Honey." Her voice sounded sweet but also harsh. Honey looked defeated and went to go sit with Tamaki in his corner; ignoring him Renge went on.

"Now we'll pick a sub category in the Boy-Lolita type. You shall be the….NAUGHTY BOY TYPE! I know we already had a naughty boy type once before but little Ciel here fits it perfectly!"

Ciel was about to murder the girl for a number of reasons: one she shouted for no reason, two she classified him as the naughty type, third she referred to him as "little Ciel', and finally she was just plain old crazy. I mean really who just appears on a motor operated stage out of nowhere?

Sebastian was smiling while trying to contain his amusement throughout the whole thing. His master certainly did fit the description of the naughty type, but just not in the ways they thought. He was a powerful Earl with a taste for vengeance and that technically could be classified as "naughty"… more like sadistic in his opinion. Ciel also hadn't been this agitated in ages, he looked as if he was turning red with anger. Surely he would murder them all if this continued, and then Sebastian would have to clean up the mess. Sebastian did not want to handle one of his master's temper tantrums …again.

While Sebastian was contemplating how to get blood out of a shirt the easiest the twins started poking the thinking Earl. It continued like that for a few minutes until the one of the twins made a comment that halted his thinking.

"Just wait until we cosplay!" Hikaru said mischievously with an evil smile.

Ciel had a flashback of the Count Druitt's ball and when he dressed as a girl.

"WHAT?" Ciel's panicked and outraged yelled could be heard echoing through the school. He turned in the direction of Sebastian and looked him dead in the eye stating "Never again." The mischievous demon smiled ear to ear with a reminiscing look. The entire host club fell silent all wondering what he could have meant. Surely he hadn't…