A/N: I will have a brief scene including Dumbledore telling them Nico will act strange to the demigods, by being happy, and acting all: I know you and you and you, to everyone. Nico will basically act normal, to the wizards, except for the demigod stuff.

Nico sighed. Why why why why. He had worked so hard to keep his lives separate. The wizards and witches were going to be pissed that they couldn't fan out over the demigods. This was gonna be hell. He thought of Hannah Abbot and her Blonds can Kill, and Blonds Will. It had photos of all the different fierce blonds. He thought of Hermione and her Annabeth Is My Soul Sister shirt. Harry's I Don't Always Die, But When I Do, I Don't Nico DiAngelo shirt. Luna's But If I'm Not A Daughter of Athena, How Do You Explain This shirt. He slammed his head against the wall. Suddenly an idea struck him. Hmmm. He walked to the bathroom and IM'd Dumbledore with an update.

"Nico. Its time to go." It was Will.

Nico sighed "Why." he muttered once more. Then he left the bathroom.

Will kissed his boyfriend and they walked out.

Hecate smiled. "Welcome you two. Time to go."

She waved her hands calmly and they disappeared.

They reappeared in the view of a castle. Annabeth was drooling.

Brief Interlude to Hermione's P.O.V.

Hermione looked up at Dumbledore. She was sooo excited Neeks would be with them all year. Once the sorting finished, Dumbledore stood and made an announcement.

"Bad news. As you all know, Nico and the seven, Clarisse, Reyna, Grover and the Stoll brothers are coming. Unfortunately, we can't let on we know they are demigods/satyrs."

Everyone waited for the rest.

"To accompany this, I will be transforming any and all PJatO/HoO things until further notice. Any and all fighting with weapons will be passed off as Hunger Games. Thank you."

Back to Nico

McGonagall was out on the steps. "Hello."

"Hello." Everyone responded.

McGonagall smiled at Nico. "Hello, Mr. diAngelo. You may go ahead while I brief them." She nodded at the others.

Nico turned and almost laughed. The others were so confused. "Naw. I'll stay with 'em."

"Okay."

When they got to the hall everyone looked on with fake smiles. Except for Fred and George, who were pointing and talking. Luna looked up.

She pointed at Annabeth. "Ravenclaw or Gryffindor." Percy and Will got: "Hufflepuff or Gryffindor." All of them got something that matched their personality.

Suddenly there was a yell from across the hall. "Yo yo yo yo, Nico, Nico what?" It was from Hermione.

Nico sighed and turned. Then, he smirked, doing flips over the tables and landing in an empty seat at the Gryffindor table. "Whaaaats uuuuuup."

"Definitely not your friend's lower jaw," joked Fred.

The entire table chuckled. Annabeth opened her mouth to call but he was already doing something. She turned to Will but he looked just as confused as her and he was a horrid actor. McGonagall coughed and they raced to catch up.

"I can see you're close to Nico," said the teacher.

"How do you know him?" asked Annabeth

"Well he's a great student and comes and goes but always does his homework. How could I not?"

Annabeth turned to the others. They had similar amounts of shock. Except for Percy who was listening to a description of the card things from a Ravenclaw. Annabeth was surprised Percy could understand her as she was being super technical. Suddenly Percy nodded and added something that sounded like "But a missing wire could cause it to collapse. What about that one when he leaves?" he pointed to Nico.

"He is not part of the machine but the one who activates the motherboard, those 3," she gestured to the golden trio. "Who send the signals through the wires," at this she gestured to the other Gryffindors. "Who activate all the rest." She waved her hand around the hall.

"But do you know who switches you on?"

"Duh."

Percy nodded and walked over. "She was nice. I didn't realize Nico was so important here."

"How did you know…"

"What she was saying? I'm not dumb."

Suddenly there was a crash and Leo and Calypso crashed through the window. Immediately whispers spread throughout the hall. "He's even cuter in real life." Calypso is hot, no wonder he fell for her." "#shipCaleo!"

"Hey Leo!" Nico was suddenly next to them and he spoke to him for a moment, Leo nodding all the while. "Got it?"

"Yep."

They got to the stool with no more stopping.

Then, one girl stopped them. "Hi, my name is Hannah. Here are your cards." They noticed she was wearing gloves. She passed them out and walked to the Hufflepuff table.

McGonagall came over and they got sorted.

"Chase, Annabeth." After 2 minutes, the hat said "Gryffinclaw."

Everyone gasped. The last person to get two houses was Nico. He was a Slythindor.

"Grace, Jason." 2 minutes later the hat said "Gryffindor."

"Jackson, Percy." It only took a minute for him to be confirmed as a "Gryffinclaw."

"La Rue, Clarisse." Took a minute to become a Gryffinndor.

"Levesque, Hazel." Became a "Gryffinpuff," after 3 minutes.

"McLean, Piper." is also a "Gryffinpuff," after 5 minutes.

"Stoll, Conner," and "Stoll, Travis," became Slythindors.

"Underwood, Grover." became a Gryffinpuff.

"Valdez, Leo." turned out to be a Slythindor.

And finally, "Zhang, Frank." became a Gryffinpuff.

The group all sat at the Gryffindor table and saw Nico doing something.

"Hey guys! Listen, if you activate the cards, then you can take surveys and play games to get points. These points allow you to get stuff at the fandom store. You start with 20 points, about enough for a keychain. I would recommend playing some." said Nico. He said this all with one breath.

Then, Dumbledre stood up and raised his hands. A hush fell over the room. "Despite their age, the transfers will be 5th years. Tomorrow, at 6:10 everyone will go to the Fan Store to make their first purchase of the year. And, for the first time ever, Nico has agreed to do a Hunger Games weapons demonstration against," at this he reached into a bowl and pulled out a name. "Draco Malfoy!"

At this announcement, a Slytherin stood up.

"Good luck." said Dumblrdore. "Also, the transfers will be in the fifth year. Nico has graciously agreed to show them around and match them to a fandom."

Annabeth sat down and asked Nico what the hell was going on.

"Well, the fan stores are places to get all your fandom merch. I have a feeling I know what you guys will like."

A/N: Yeah I made Percy a genius. Only the wizards/witches know it because they've read the books and picked up clues.