Hello again my fanfiction friends, sorry about the extra week wait but as usual life got complicated, but that true for most of us at one time or another.
I hope you enjoy the chapter, I know some people don't like certain aspects of my story, but hey we don't get paid we do it for fun for other people to read, but only if you want to, nobody is getting forced here.
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Chapter 23
The fort
That day went quickly enough, there was a lot of gossip about the Lord of Hogwarts and his ladies. A lad in the seventh year from Ravenclaw was even running a book on who the Lord was. So far Harry was the frontrunner, mainly because everything happened to him, all the time and the school knew it.
Harry and Tracey walked into dinner both looking very smiley and ruffled, and when Tracey sat down she squeaked a bit!
"You ok Trace?" asked Milly, looking from Tracey to Harry.
"I didn't realise Harry would enjoy spanking my butt so much, but then again I did offer" she giggled, making Harry blush.
"Well I am a man of my word" he said with a chuckle, "Now don't forget to pack tonight, and I'll get all of your trunks collected first thing in the morning, so make sure you have a set of clothes out ready, so maybe you three should help Tracey, knowing what she's like" he said winking.
"Hey fuck you Potter! I'm awesome, and after spending twenty sweaty minutes kissing me and spanking me raw, you should be nicer to me!" she said haughtily.
"Miss Davis, too much information, and Mr Potter, don't make me cut your hands off!.. and just a bit of history for the ladies; I knew Harry's father and godfather very well, and given their predisposition to spanking both theirs and to be honest any other ladies posterior, you may want to invest in some thicker underwear, or learn to move a bit quicker" Professor McGonagall stated from the teachers table.
Harry looked at Neville confused, and the latter just shrugged.
"Do what?".
Minerva just sighed,
"Miss Granger, if you please?".
Hermione smiled brightly at the group.
"A predisposition is a willingness, preference or inclination to something, or in this case a particular behaviour." she explained.
"Ah I see, yeah sounds about right" Harry said and gave Minerva a wink.
After the little outburst of laughter, they all settled down together to finish their meal, though Hermione seemed to be getting very restless.
"Hermione calm down, we'll leave in a minute, but calm down, we don't want to be seen" Harry hissed across the table and shook his head, "ok we'll walk out together, anyone who wants some fun on a broomstick meet me on the astronomy tower in 5 minutes, the rest meet Hermione by the front doors...ok?" he said and watched them all nod, get up and follow him out.
This did cause some glances as they normally talked all the way, but this time there was Stoney silence and a few people thought and hoped there was trouble within the group of friends.
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Harry was up on the roof waiting for all those who wanted to fly. Suddenly Ginny arrived and dropped her broomstick before launching herself at him and furiously kissing him until a cough parted them. They looked over and saw Tracey smiling at them as she walked over and replaced a smiling Ginny, then finally the panting Tracey pulled back and saw a very flushed faced Harry.
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"I fucking love my life" he said pulling them both into a hug.
He pulled away and grabbed his firebolt.
"Well I guess we are the cool ones then" he said and looked over the edge "follow me ladies" and chucked himself over the side shouting as he went "WOOOHOOOOOOOO" as he plummeted he managed to get the broom between his legs and his feet in the stirrups, and finally pulled out of the dive. He turned around to see his girlfriends do exactly the same feat, just maybe not so low to the ground, all three grouped up and flew close to the lake then at the last minute pulled up almost scraping themselves against the fort walls, then they appeared above the parapet going straight up until all three looped 'love' to come into a landing onto the roof, all three burst out laughing.
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"That was fucking excellent" panted Tracey.
"Oh, we've got to do that again Harry" said a grinning Ginny.
"HARRY JAMES POTTER, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PLAYING AT!" boomed a voice.
They all turned around to see all of his betrothed standing there looking very angry indeed, he notices Neville and Hannah sneaking back out of the door.
Harry smiled.
"Oh hey, what? We just had a little fun on the way here" he said brightly.
Millicent stomped forward with fury alight in her eyes.
"Fun you say? Not only did we see you throw yourself off a castle, you took Trace and Gin with you, and I saw the ripple on the water which meant you hit it, and also I can see fresh scuffs on your shoes from you coming up the side of the fucking wall! Then you almost beat that by doing a loop dah the fucking loop above us! How stupid are you?" she snapped.
Harry tried to answer but got silenced with just a look.
"Everyone, give Harry and I a moment please" Milly said in a tone which meant death for anyone who answered back.
"Sorry Milly" said Ginny.
"Sorry Mills" came from Tracey as they eagerly scuttled away following the fleeing crowd.
Harry walked away and sat on the battlement and sighed.
"I'm sorry Milly, it was just a bit of fun. I just got caught up in it" he explained quietly as he dipped his head.
Millicent walked over and ran her fingers through his hair.
"I don't mean to be the ogre here, but I love you Harry, and we are to be married, and I can't and won't lose you. Isn't it bad enough with the dark twat and his minions trying to kill you, but to see you to try and kill yourself by doing a stupid stunt like that, just breaks my heart" she pleaded and pulled him into a hug inadvertently attempting to suffocate him between her vast chest.
Harry stood up, so he could take a breath and see some daylight.
"I'm sorry Mills, I won't do that again, I just got over excited. Can you believe we are going to be sharing this place?" he said as he ran his hands down her back, and felt her head settle on his chest. "come on luv, let's find the others and check this place out" he said and as she moved away he took her hand and led her off the roof.
As they exited the roof Harry noticed Ginny and Tracey standing against the wall with their heads hung low, because Hermione and Daphne had shouted at them for going along with his stupid plans!
"OK OK OK" he shouted making them all freeze, "We fucked up, We are sorry and it won't happen again, now let's forget it, and enjoy the tour" he said and carried on walking past dragging Milly with him. "Come on you two" Harry chuckled, and gestured for Gin and Trace to follow him.
The rest of the tour went fabulously, all the girls loved their room and all the nameplates. Milly attacked Harry after seeing her plaque being 'the one and only'. The only grumble they all had, was the fact that they weren't next to Harry's room. But as he pointed out, it's only one room so it's impossible to have more than two neighbours.
Hermione took all of them down to the library, and all of the academics gave a big moan of pleasure and joined Hermione scouring all the books. This left Harry, Ginny, Tracey and Pansy standing alone.
"C'mon let's have a drink and chill, while the bookworms enjoy themselves" Harry said and led them into the vast lounge where they all sat on a long sofa opposite a roaring fire. He handed around four glasses of mead as they all settled down.
Pansy laid her head onto Harry's shoulder,
"So was the bollocking worth it for your little stunt?" she asked.
The other three looked at each other and smiled.
"Definitely" they all said with a giggle.
"Milly even saw that I had scuffed my shoes on the forts wall" he laughed, but then felt guilty for upsetting her, "So, do you think we can be happy here"" he asked.
All three girls beamed.
"Oh I think so, but I'm a bit scared about the announcement. I thought it was going to be today" Ginny said while swilling her drink around the glass.
"I forgot to say" Harry explained "Amelia wrote to me saying it will be out in the morning. The prophet said they had to do more checks as it was about the Founders of Hogwarts, so the good thing is, you'll be out of the dorms by then. The main thing is to stick together, and get back here safely but as I understand it, as Ladies of Hogwarts you will have your own viewing box for the Quidditch" he said happily.
"I got a letter from Ron yesterday" Ginny said softly as she cuddled up to Harry's other side.
Harry gave a soft sigh,
"Let me guess, he was begging for forgiveness, and then he asked if he could play Quidditch tomorrow?" he mused.
The little redhead looked at him quizzically.
"How did you know? There wasn't too much begging. He just thought you would forgive him like you normally have. Then he said he was hoping to make it back for the game, and if I could get his kit ready" she giggled.
Harry chuckled.
"He tried the same thing with Professor McGonagall, and he was told no, he's not welcome back till Sunday. I swear he doesn't understand what he has done wrong" he exclaimed. Which brought growls from the girls.
"I still think the twins have dropped him on his head at some point" Ginny replied, which helped relieve the tension in the room, and soon all four teens had happily dozed off in front of the warm fire.
Suddenly all four jumped with a flash of light dazzling them.
"What the fuck!" spat Tracey as she fell off the sofa.
"5 points from Slytherin, for bad language" said a very happy looking Minerva, who was standing over them with a camera. "Oh you looked so sweet together, it will make a perfect yule card" as she vanished camera away.
"Oh Mom, did you have to" sighed Harry while he tried to regain his sight.
Minerva just smiled.
"Of course, it's what a doting Mother does! Now where are the rest? The library I imagine" she said as she strode off humming as she did.
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Harry stood up and pulled all the occupants from the sofa and floor up onto their feet.
"Come on we'd better follow" he chuckled and led them after the professor.
Minerva just stood their astounded as she took in the sight within the Library. They all had a stack of books on the tables, and Hermione and Daphne were chatting avidly as they looked from shelf to shelf.
"They do know they will be living here don't they?" asked the Scottish teacher.
Harry just stood there with a smile on his face.
"I don't think it's sunk in yet Mom, we have some real party animals in here don't we" he chuckled and brought laughs from the other four.
"I'm pretty sure you four will make up for them, especially after that little bit of stunt flying I saw you three doing" she stated as she looked down at the guilty parties.
Tracey gulped.
"Oh, you saw that did you?" she asked and just got a curt nod back.
"It was fun though" giggled Ginny.
"I'm sure it was, but as I heard Miss Bulstrodes objections from the castle ground, I'm guessing your skills on a broom was not appreciated?" asked the Professor.
"Got that bloody right" mumbled Tracey.
The teacher turned around and stared at the trio as Pansy shifted away from the guilty three.
"well I hope you have learned you lesson" she said sternly.
"Yes Professor" they muttered making the teacher smirk.
The professor turned around and put her fingers in her mouth and blew a loud whistle making all those bookworms leave their skins.
"BOOKS DOWN, it's time to go back" she said to a chorus of groans. "Now stop that, you'll be living her full time from tomorrow when the books will still be here, now come on" and she waved them to hurry up as they slowly filed out.
As they walked past the stairs Harry shouted out.
"LAST ONE TO THE ASTRONOMY TOWER IS A TWAT" and pushed Tracey into Ginny, before speeding up the stairs closely followed by two cursing witches.
"POTTER YOU RAT BASTARD" growled Millicent.
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THE ANNOUNCEMENT AND MATCH
Harry was in hiding from his witches apart from Ginny and Tracey, so after they landed on the tower they did a runner, and ended up in a broom closet for a prolonged make out session, until Harry checked his map and saw all the relevant witches were in their common rooms or doing their prefect duties. Tracey headed off first and the Gryffindor watched her, on the map, head safely through many secret passages (which Harry had taught all his witches) and into the Slytherin common room, then finally her dorm, which is when they saw her get surrounded by her friends.
"Well we did what we could" Harry chuckled, and walked hand in hand with Ginny back to the lions den.
A little later he was sat in bed and was watching all of his betrothed settling down for the night. Hermione had come up to his room and had started to hit him with the pillow about being childish and irresponsible and how he should act in accordance with his station, and then they spent the next twenty minutes rolling about the bed snogging and groping like sex crazed veela.
After she left Harry called out
"DOBBY".
Crack!
"Yes Masters Harry Potter sir, what can Dobby do for you tonight?" Dobby asked, bowing so low his nose dragged on the floor.
"Dobby my friend, would you quietly change this bottle with Miss Greengrass' bottle in her bathroom if you please, it should be identical to this one" he said kindly.
Dobby smiled and bowed again, disappeared, then Neville's curtain opened on his bed and he looked straight at his friend.
"Harry are you mad? They are still after your blood after your flying episode, and we've still got to deal with her after Quidditch, and then you've got to live with her, but not only that, I'm in the same room as you, which means whatever she plans on doing back to you, I'll most probably get it too" Neville ranted.
"SHHHHHHHHHUSH, hey Nev you got to learn how chill buddy, what's a little fun? It will lighten the mood up tomorrow" Harry said brightly, and laid back on his bed. "What could possibly go wrong?" he said with a chuckle and slowly drifted away into slumber.
He woke up nice and early, feeling good about the coming game. He had a shower, got changed and packed up the rest of his stuff and had Dobby collect His and Neville's things.
"Come on Nev, breakie" Harry said happily and headed down into the common room, where he saw his lovely two Gryffindor ladies. "Good morning my lovely ladies, would you care to dine with me, before we go and spank those slimy snakes" he chuckled as he gave them both a hug and kiss.
Hermione gave him a look.
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"Ok, what gives, what have you done?" she asked him.
Harry just shook his head.
"Nothing my love, I have nothing but a song in my heart and a skip in my step" he replied and linked his and Ginny's arms together. "Now come now my co-captain, we need fuel to win" and pulled a giggling Ginny with him.
Neville got stopped in his tracks by a very suspicious Hermione.
"Ok cough it up bottom boy" she barked as she poked him in the chest with a finger.
He looked petrified.
"I don't know, he just gave Dobby a bottle of something to swap with one of Daphne's, that's all I know I promise" Neville said quickly.
"Oh shit! Why today of all days?" she said with a sigh. "But I did warn her, c'mon Neville let's go and see the show" she said and walked off.
In the great hall Harry was taking all the cheers from the Gryffindor's dressed in their red and gold glory and nothing but boo's and hisses from the Slytherin's to whom he waved back and received some one finger salutes in response.
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"AND I LOVE YOU TOO" he shouted over to them making laughter ripples through the hall, he took his normal seat with Ginny next to him as Hannah and Susan took their seat, Susan leaned across and kissed Harry.
"Morning Harry" Susan whispered and started to dish up breakfast for herself, as Hermione and Neville turned up.
Hermione nudged Harry as she sat down.
"What have you done to Daphne?" she whispered.
Harry pulled a shocked face.
"Mione, that's a very personal question, and I don't kiss and tell" he responded, getting chuckles from the table.
She punched him on the arm,
"Potter, you know what I mean" Hermione spat.
Harry took hold of her hand.
"Calm down everything will be fine, it's only a bit of…..oh shit" he said as he looked towards the entrance.
Hermione notice Harry's colour suddenly pale.
"You ok Harry?" she asked and she followed his eyes "Oh shit, oh Harry what have you done" she whispered.
"POTTER!" shouted Daphne.
"POTTER YOU SHIT!" shouted Tracey.
"YOU'RE DEAD POTTER" growled Pansy.
And finally…
"YOU RAT BASTARD POTTER, I WILL KILL YOU" sneered a very aggressive looking Millicent.
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"Mr Potter, may I ask why your friends from Slytherin are sporting very colourful gold and red hair? As whilst they look very pretty, they don't look very happy, and why would they blame you?" asked Professor McGonagall politely while trying not to smile.
Harry stood up slowly and started to back away from the now stalking Slytherins.
"Well it seems that a little harmless prank I was playing on the beautiful and caring Miss Greengrass, may of gone awry" he said in a scared but friendly tone as he looked for a way out.
"Potter, shut that hole of yours" Daphne growled.
"Mr Potter, what did you do?" the teacher probed a bit more.
"I may have asked a house Elf to swap out Miss Greengrasses shampoo, with something a little bit more colourful. But it seems that the very gracious and giving Miss Greengrass decided to share her shampoo with everyone in her dorm, which is an unfortunate yet amusing mistake" he explained and realised that the four snakes had closed off all escape routes.
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Daphne's eyes squinted.
"Amusing mistake? Did you hear that girls?" she hissed.
The other's just growled and there was suddenly a flash as Minerva added another photo to her collection.
"I'm starting to build a good collection thanks to you Mr Potter. You have made your father and godfather very proud" she chuckled.
Harry's eyes flicked about and then saw a gap, but as he saw it so did Daphne.
"STORI,WAND OUT, remember what I taught you" she said quickly, with a smile.
He watched as the smaller Ravenclaw filled in the gap with a cheery smile and a small wave.
"Hiya Harry, this is so funny. I wish I'd thought of it, but then again I wouldn't have gotten caught" she chuckled.
Harry gave her a brief smile.
"I'm glad you think so, any chance of a hand….please?" he said kindly with a hint of desperation as he saw all four witches drew their wands.
Astoria burst into laughter.
"Oh Harry, I wish I could, but no, family first, plus this seems like fun" she chuckled.
"Hmmmm right, Professor care to jump in?" he asked.
"Sorry Mr Potter, my hands are tied. Just don't damage him too much ladies, he has to fly a broom soon, but not like he did yesterday" she said with a giggle, as the Slytherins growled and the Ravenclaw's laughed even louder.
"Dobby" he said, crack "get me out of here" he said quickly, but just as he went to grab the friendly elves hand, Winky turned up and with a smile took Dobby's hand and both elves disappeared, "what the fuck" he whispered.
Millicent just smiled,
"Us girls have to stick together Potter, now are you going to come quietly? or unconsciously?" she said with a weak smile.
"Well you guess" he said as he jumped onto a table and started to run.
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Even Professor McGonagall had to admit that he got farther then she thought he would, it made a terrific light show, and she got some lovely pictures especially when they dragged him out all trussed up and unconscious.
Ten minutes later the Slytherins came back in giggling to themselves and sat with their friends.
They then heard a slight cough.
"Ladies, where is he?" Minerva asked.
Millicent beamed at her,
"I would never harm him, you'll see him when you get down to the pitch, and he will be fine to play" she said honestly.
Minerva smiled.
"Oh, that's fine then" she said brightly "shall I bring my camera?" she asked holding it up.
All four Slytherins nodded excitedly but suddenly stopped as copies of the Daily Prophet's started to arrive.
"Ladies make your way to the pitch...now" Minerva said sternly as Harry's betrothed and friends disappeared under the rustling of many papers.
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FOUNDERS, LORDSHIPS AND CONSORTS AND HOGWARTS.
Well readers we have another story about the chosen one, or by another name the boy who lived, that's right Harry James Potter, but now he is to be called Lord Harry James Potter-Black-Peverell-Gryffindor-Ravenclaw-Hufflepuff-Slytherin, and this has been confirmed by Gringotts and the ministry themselves.
And if that's not enough we were told that it was the school itself that chose Harry Potter to become the Lord of Hogwarts but not only that, the school itself chose the Ladies of Hogwarts too!
We have not spoken to the ladies in question, but have talked to the parents all of which are over the moon, and the ladies were already friends with the young Lord and already had feelings for the young man.
But as well as the Founders houses the young Lord has chosen his 'wives to be' for his other three houses and also one consort , we spoke to the parent of the said consort and once again they were more than happy for their daughter to be chosen by the young Lord, as according to the Mother her daughter has been in love with him for a few years, and it was just the house divides at Hogwarts that had stopped the romance from happening before now.
I had an in depth interview with Lord Potter's adopted mother, who is none other than Madam Amelia Bones head of the DMLE, and she is very proud of the young Lord, and despite having a troubled past, she sees happiness in his future. She knows all of the young women in his life personally and is happy to have them as daughters-in law.
We did find out that it wasn't a good start for the romance's of Harry Potter. The rumour is that the young man was assaulted by a group of his year mates, to the point he was in a coma for at least two weeks. Since they are under age we can't publish their names, but two students who seem to be off school at the moment for some reason were happy to give the paper a quote, "he got what he deserved, a world without Potter is a better world" Draco Malfoy.
"He's my best mate, I'm sure he's forgiven the people involved, it's what he does" Ron Weasley, the Gryffindor keeper said, despite him not being at school for this weekends game.
Clearly these two are not the cream of the Hogwarts crop!
I for one wish the young Lord all the happiness in the world.
Lord Potter's Betrotheds
House Potter Millicent Bulstrode,
House Potter Tracey Davis (consort)
House Black Nymphadora Tonks
House Peverell Pansy Parkinson
House Gryffindor Ginevra (Ginny) Weasley
House Ravenclaw Hermione Granger
House Hufflepuff Susan Bones (Amelia Bones niece)
House Slytherin Daphne Greengrass.
Written by
Ivor Dyslexia.
See page 2 for Amelia Bones interview
See pages 3 & 4 Parents interviews.
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The ripples of whispers flowed through the great hall, including the small group of newly tattooed death eaters who had previously threatened girls who they just thought were weak heiress's, but now they know they have revealed their allegiances, to the soon to be ladies of major ancient and noble houses. They glanced at each other with worried looks plastered all over their faces. They knew their school futures were in those girls hands, and possibly their lives as the Dark Lord wanted them there.
Some of the school wasn't that surprised, of course it was going to be Potter, and the fact that he was surrounded by all those girls, if you had a brain you knew something was going on. Unfortunately at Hogwarts a brain wasn't an easy thing to come across (take note Ron and Draco).
The school started to head out chatting as they went down to the Quidditch pitch. As they filtered down into their usual seats they saw a new viewing tower with all the banners of the Houses of Hogwarts, some of the students received waves from friends, but the scared death eaters kept their face's down and waited for the game to start, hoping that the noble Slytherin would win to bring them back some joy in this now turbulent time.
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Welcome to the first game of the season Gryffindor versus Slytherin, I am Lee Jordan and I have been invited back to do your game commentary, and since I don't have to tell the difference between the Weasley twins anymore, it will be a lot easier!
Firstly I'd like to welcome the Ladies of Hogwarts, and who would believe Potter would be so lucky, but talking of Lord Potter, I understand he played a wonderful prank on his Slytherin wives to be, but he was caught, so as a pre game show we have the lovely soon to be consort Tracey Potter nee Davis sporting some lovely Gryffindor coloured hair, wearing a stunning two piece bikini in green and silver, flying Harry's firebolt with the new Lord…. errrr well that's new... he's tied up…. wearing a green and silver thong, and his body painted green and silver with a Slytherin banner hanging under him. Well at least he should learn to be a bit more careful next time, oh and now she's coming to see us, ah I see Professor McGonagall has a camera, haha she's just said that's a keeper.
Ok off she goes back to land so it looks like the soon to be Lady Gryffindor can scrub him clean, lucky bugger, OW ! sorry Professor.
Ah here we go, the two captain's shake hands and get ready, they fly up into the air and off we go.
(30 minutes later)
Gryffindor wins 230 to 60, well done and a great catch by Lord Potter, here he comes and tries to give the game winning snitch to the soon to be Lady Slytherin, oh well that's not polite, but at least they are both smiling so he should survive the night, oh here he comes again, at least he's dressed this time, and he's given the snitch to Professor McGonagall, harry you still wearing the thong?, haha he says of course, a gift is a gift.
And there we have it, the first game of the season, I shall see you in a couple of weeks for Ravenclaw vs Hufflepuff, goodbye for now.
Well that's it for another fortnight, i hope you liked it.
I'm not get at writing quidditch games so hence the above, please review if you like it.
Take it easy, and look after yourself.
nickp41