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Chapter 29

Andromeda and Narcissa Black smiled at the young lord who had just turned his back on them, but they both frowned when they heard the lifeless tone of Bellatrix's voice, and then saw Harry's body stiffen and take a step back. They started to move straight away and saw his body fall back covered in blood and the knife in their screaming sister's hand.

"STUPEFY" shouted Andi, knocking her sister down, before kneeling over the prone Harry.

He gave them a bloody smile.

"Well, I guess I caught her in a bad mood" he chuckled as his eyes started to flutter quickly, and he started to struggle to breathe. "D d d don't bbb blame Bbbella, she really d d did look p ppretty" he stuttered.

Cissa cradled his head.

"Stay with us Harry, c'mon please" she cried.

"Dobby" Andi called, as she pressed down on a piece of Harry's clothing to staunch the bleeding.

Crack… "Yes Mistress Andi, how may I….Master Harry, whatz happenz" Dobby cried.

"No time Dobby, got get Madam Pomfrey here now. Tell her Harry is hurt" Andi instructed, and watched the crying elf disappear. "Oh shit, oh shit, be alive Harry" she cried as she saw her Cissa crying over Harry's face.

Then she saw Bella starting to come too.

"Cissa listen, take Bella upstairs and get her cleaned up, do it before Poppy gets here, merlin knows what she will do when she gets here".

Cissa kissed Harry's now pale lips and forcefully dragged Bella upstairs just as Poppy appeared.

"What's he done now" Poppy said with a chuckle until she saw the tear streaked face of Andromeda hovering over the bloodied body of Harry. "What happened?" she shouted as she whipped out her wand and started to cast diagnosis charms.

"He was stabbed Poppy, not sure how many times" Andi told her as she sat back against the wall covered in blood and tears.

"Damn, we're losing him. Dobby take us to St Mungo's now" Poppy said quickly and with a crack she was gone.

Andi was left in the room alone sobbing. How did this evening go so wrong? She sent off two patronises and ran upstairs to help her distraught sister.

"Harrrrrryyyyyyy, my Harrrrrryyy , what have I done" Bella sobbed.

Hogwarts

It happened quickly, just as Harry had fallen to the floor with his life slipping the away, all of the torches in Hogwarts flamed higher briefly. Then all of the girls rings heated up. They shot looks at one another.

"What's happening?" Hermione asked.

Daphne's eyes were open wide.

"Harry's hurt. Let's get back to the fort now, but calmly and don't show any weakness or our enemies will come for us" she said firmly.

They all stood up at once and started to walk out together. Hermione gave a quick nod to the Professor McGonagall who was already risen from her chair and headed out after them. She managed to catch up with them.

"Ladies, what's going on?" Minerva asked.

"All of our house rings have heated up, Harry's hurt" Pansy said and sped up her pace.

Minerva's face fell.

"I'll head up to the infirmary and check with Poppy. Stay in the fort till I get back" the Professor ordered, then ran off to find her old friend.

The occupants of the Fort just sat and sobbed, apart from Daphne who strode up and down impatiently.

"Something happened with the Blacks, he was going there for dinner. Do you think death eaters attacked or something?" she snapped, but didn't receive a response from the group.

Minerva rushed into the infirmary and saw her friend sitting on Harry's permanent bed crying. She hurried over to the matron.

"Poppy what's wrong, where's Harry?" she demanded.

"He's hurt Minnie. Stabbed several times. They are working on him at St Mungo's, it's touch and go and they sent me away" Poppy explained between sobs.

Minerva hugged her friend, noticing all the blood down her front and that her hands were shaking.

"What happened, was it death eaters Poppy?"

The nurse shook her head.

" I was called to the Black house and Andromeda Tonks was there pushing down on the stab wounds. She never said what happened, but I did see the knife still there" she recalled, her eyes wide.

The Scottish witch stood up.

"Poppy, go and get cleaned up. Get a calming draught inside you and then get back to that hospital and demand to see our boy. He needs to see a friendly face when he wakes up" she ordered, seeing her friend shake of the desperation, and walk off.

Minerva headed back to the Fort and found the girls distraught. They all looked up with red rimmed eyes, but the ice queen stormed up to her.

"Where's Harry? Why have we not been told?" the young girl demanded, with her hands on her hips.

The teacher held up her hands.

"He's at St Mungo's. There was an accident at the Blacks home. Poppy was called and took him straight to hospital, but that is all I know at the moment. We will have to wait and see. I'm sure Amelia or Tonks will be here soon with an update" she explained firmly and watched the others sag, apart from Daphne who just stared at her.

"I need to know how he is…..NOW!" she spat.

Minerva prickled at Daphne's tone.

"Don't you ever talk to me like that again young lady. Harry is my son in all but blood. Don't you think I want to tear down every wall to find out what happened and how he is? But we will get in the way. Let the professionals do their work. I have sent Poppy back after cleaning herself up, so we can have an update" Minerva said sternly, and saw the girl step back.

Daphne dipped her head.

"I'm sorry Professor" Daphne said as tears started to gather in her eyes.

Minerva pulled her into a hug and that alone let her barriers come crashing down. Daphne let the tears flow as the man she loves was hurt once again.

St Mungo's

Amelia Bones was stood staring at her son, once again in the hospital, her hands were flat against the glass along with her forehead while the tears flowed. As she watched the healers running around in a crazed fashion, she noticed somebody walk up to her.

"They say he's going to make it, but it might take some time. Whoever did it made a mess down there" Poppy said.

Amelia sighed.

"What happened at the house Poppy? Why is our son hurt….again?" she asked.

"I don't know. All I saw was a knife on the floor and Andromeda kneeling over him crying while keeping pressure on his wounds" Poppy said.

"Promise me he will be fine if I leave Poppy" Amelia asked

Poppy pulled her into a hug.

"He is safe. I shall stay here until he wakes up, or until you come back" she said and looked back into the room to see only a nurse sitting with him. "See? If he was in danger, there would be more medical staff. Now go and do your job. Have you told Tonks yet?"

"No, she's on assignment till the morning. But I left a message on her desk to see me straight away" said Amelia and hugged her friend back. "Dobby?"

Crack.

"Yes Mistress Bonesy, is Master Harry Potter going to be ok?" he asked staring through the window.

Amelia smiled at the little elf.

"He will be fine Dobby. Now please take me to Grimmauld Place" she asked, and the elf nodded, took hold of her hand and as they both gave a last look towards the injured Harry they disappeared.

Poppy placed her hand against the window.

"Please Harry, don't make me a liar" she whispered.

Poppy then cast a patronus.

'Minerva, he's out of danger, Amelia is on the hunt'.

Grimmauld Place

Amelia walked straight into the kitchen and saw Andromeda and Narcissa sat at the dining table. Their eyes looked almost raw from crying. Finally, they noticed she was standing there. They were about to say something, but Amelia silenced them with just a hand and picked up three glasses and a bottle of firewhiskey. She sat down opposite them, poured out the drinks and watched as they downed them.

"Ok ladies, what the fuck happened to my son?" she spat, making them flinch.

Narcissa looked at Amelia and sighed.

"I've been having trouble with Bella for a few weeks now. One minute she's running around like a teenager asking when her darling Harry was coming to save her again, then the next moment she would go cold and back to the old controlled Bella, but that was only fleeting" she explained and looked at her sister, so she could continue the tale.

"We wrote to Harry about her, and he said he would do anything to help, as Harry does" Andi continued making the whole room smile sadly and nod. "When we told her Harry was coming over she went all giggly and excitable, and even tried to shave her 'down below hair' into a lightning bolt shape, we have no idea what she was thinking" Andi said, making the whole room chuckle, despite the situation.

"And even today she so buoyant and lively. I bought her a new dress which she wore. She was upstairs getting ready when Harry arrived. He said a few word to us, and we could hear her giggling and scampering around, but when she spoke to him her voice went flat, and she stabbed him. He whispered her name, and then she became happy again and asked if he liked her dress, and then asked if he was ok, then she started to scream, So I had to stun her, i gave her dreamless sleep potion as she was crying about hurting her harry, her lord, her husband to be".

The Head of DMLE cradled her head in her hands.

"I don't know what to do ladies. It's my job and I have to bring Bella in, but that would send her through the veil or back to you know who, and if I did that I'm pretty sure I would lose my Son, because he cares about you all, and he will and has defended you against everyone, even me" She shook her head, conflicted.

Cissa frowned.

"I didn't know, he never said".

Ami chuckled.

"That's Harry. Some of his girls and friends are unhappy that he's caring for Draco's Mother, and Neville's parent's torturer" she said and waved her hands to quiet them down. "I know, but they are kids and they don't want to hear it despite the information to hand. They respect Harry and trust that he is doing the right thing. But after tonight I just don't know what they are going to do. I know that Milly, Daphne and Hermione are totally on your side, but the rest would storm the house and lynch if they heard what happened here" she said.

Andromeda sighed and place a little golden cup on the table, it had a magical painting of a badger on it scurrying about happily.

"Bella wanted to surprise Harry with this" She said, showing Amelia the cup. "He asked if the dark Lord had ever given her anything to look after, she remembered this, and I had a little chat with the goblins and they checked it for us" she sighed, "It held a portion of the dark git's soul. It's what they call a horcrux. The goblins were so furious, they seized the Lestrange vault, took all their wealth and destroyed the soul fragment. When I told them that Harry brought it to our notice, they made him friend of the goblin nation."

"Sweet Merlin, he gathers allies like we gather grey hair" Amelia chuckled, "So what's the plan ladies?" She asked.

Cissa took another draft.

"Can you get those three girls here, then we can decide how to move forward, maybe get Minnie here as well?" she asked.

Amelia stood up and nodded while finishing her drink. Dobby appeared and with a crack they disappeared and then appeared into a whole room of emotions. She saw Minerva trying to get all the kids sat back down. Dobby clicked his fingers and all the occupants were forced into their chairs.

"Thank you, Dobby." Amelia said, and in doing so, taking everyone's attention. "Now calm down all of you. Harry is alive, but he's not awake yet and I will take you to see him as soon as he awakes. We are keeping this situation under wraps. No one outside of this room will know, the healers have oathed their silence, and he's been registered under the name of John Doe, so hopefully that should do the trick" Amelia explained.

"What did Lestrange and Malfoy do to him" Neville spat grabbing his wand.

"They didn't do a thing to Harry I know that much. I'm still trying to find out more, but at this stage I need Milly, Daphne and Hermione to come with me now" Amelia said causing another uproar. "Shut up, I'm trying to do my job, and I need these girls to assist. Minerva, can you come too?" and she saw the stoic teacher nod. Amelia looked at Dobby. "Back we go my friend" and with a crack they all were gone.

Plots and plans

They had been told the whole story and Hermione was crying freely, but the two pure blooded witches remained calm thanks to their training.

"Well that story dies here, it should never be talked about outside these four walls, Harry wouldn't want it" Daphne said firmly.

All the witches agreed.

"The others just won't understand, but what do we tell them?" Hermione asked, while trying to control her emotions.

"We could just tell them that the dark lord sent an assassin, who was a far off distant relative of the Black's, so they could enter the house, that seems plausible" Milly explained, as they all looked shocked at the large girl.

Cissa smiled at her.

"That is a fantastic idea, simple and underhanded just something the snake faced bastard would do" she exclaimed.

Amelia agreed.

"Hell, of a plan Milly. But now what about Bella? She can't be allowed to see Harry or leave here again, but that would be cruel to her, so any ideas?" she asked.

Andi and Narcissa both shared a look and nodded to each other before sliding an open book over to the girls. Hermione of course was the first to grab it, and since she had a talent for speed reading the other's just let her, it was easier that way.

They all watched as Hermione read and then gasped as she reached the end of the passage.

"But that involves all the close relations of that person" she said to the Blacks

Andi nodded.

"We know, and we are willing, but we do not have the funds to pay the goblins, we were going to ask Harry what he thinks" she said.

Daphne turned to Hermione.

"Are you going to tell us? Or do we all have to read the book as well?" she asked, making the rest of the Hogwarts group chuckle.

"Oh sorry, it's an age regression ritual for Bella. But the one problem is that it affects the direct blood line, so it will affect all three of the Black siblings." Hermione stated.

"Yes, the goblins do offer this service for a price, but when we spoke to them they weren't happy. But as Harry has done business with them before, and with the 'soul anchor' business they are willing to help. There are two options; mind and body, or just body. I'm pretty sure that Andi and I will want to keep all our memories, but Bella we will take her mind back to before she was given away" Cissa explained.

Minerva looked at Andi.

"What about Ted and Nymphadora?" she asked.

"I'll tell her when I see her next, and Ted well fuck him, he ran off with a dentist. But it was one in a long line of Muggle Born witches who understood him" she said using her hands to sign quotation marks, though she didn't say that she had bought an untraceable wand and made him sterile! 'Enjoy your future dick' she thought to herself, "But this is about Bella and Cissa, our parents ruined our life, and we wish to reclaim it for our own" Andi said,.

Amelia looked at them.

"If Harry, agrees what will you do?" she asked and saw the two women look at each other.

Milly smiled.

"I see, he got to you too didn't he" she chuckled.

The two blacks chuckled at the quick girl and nodded. Hermione and Daphne swapped looks.

"What are you talking about Mills?" Daphne snapped at the smirking girl.

"It means we may need more rooms in the fort. I'm thinking enough for another three brunette Slytherins" Milly smiled.

Amelia chuckled,

"Merlin Harry. What have you done son?" She turned to the two Black sisters. "Are you sure you want to go with all of this?!" she asked and saw the two women nod back. "I think there will be a influx of black and blonde haired kids with green eyes in my future. Minerva we are going to be some busy grandmothers" she laughed along with the Scottish witch.

"But what about your son Narcissa?" Hermione asked, and watched the cold look appear on the woman's face.

"He was never truly my son. I was raped to produce him. I did love him but Lucius soon took him away and you see him now, he has hated me since the day he could talk. To him I was a vessel and nothing more. My heart was torn apart by that little shit and his rapist father, it was the actions of a green eyed young man who helped me when no one else would give me the time of day. He has gone above and beyond to help me and my sister, even going against his friends and Mother I'm sure at times" Cissa smirked and saw Amelia smile and nod. "I will stand by Harry till my last breath, I shall give him the family he desire as I'm sure you will all do, and are doing" Cissa concluded nodding at the older witches, "I want to feel loved and wanted and I think I can get it from that young man" Cissa concluded.

Amelia smiled.

"I think so too, don't you girls?" she asked and saw them smile and nod back, "well that's the plan then. If I was you Cissa I'd take Bella to Black island and tell her Harry is ok. Andi you have a fun discussion coming you're way from your daughter!" she chuckled as she saw the witch pale, "and I think we will go and see how Harry is doing, most probably trying to save a nurse or something" she said making them all laugh, "Dobby, let's go".

St Mungo's

Poppy jumped up from a chair.

"Sweet Merlin's left nut! Can't you people just walk through a door?" she spat at the group.

Amelia chuckled.

"Sorry Poppy, how is he?" she asked the still angry matron.

"Take a look for yourself" Poppy said pointing into the room.

At Poppy's instruction they took in the sight of Harry talking to a young nurse and making her giggle and blush.

Milly and Amelia laughed. But Daphne and Hermione stared at each other and nodded before storming through the door making the young nurse jump off the side of his bed in surprise.

Daphne stared the nurse down.

"LEAVE!" she spat, making the girl run out.

"Owl me" the nurse shouted over her shoulder, as the rest of the group walked in.

"Harry James Potter, only you could get into so much trouble in such a short time" Hermione snapped, then tagged Daphne in.

"You go out for a simple meal and get stabbed, then once again nearly die. Then you manage to recover and then you start hitting on the staff" Daphne preached.

Harry's mouth just opened and closed while they ranted,

"But" he said repeatedly between their bursts of sound, before Hermione was tagged back in.

"No buts Harry, you sir are going nowhere alone. I know for a fact that Milly offered to go with you, but no the mighty Harry Potter must do everything on his own" Hermione continued to lecture.

Harry looked at Poppy and Amelia and mouthed 'help' and received smiles and a shake of the head in response. Milly then sat on his bed and laid back and cuddled up to him.

"You're not angry with me Mills are you?" he asked softly while planting a kiss on her forehead.

"Oh yes Harry, I'm furious. But I'm happy you are alive and we have many years ahead of you to make you sorry for this night! I know it wasn't your fault but still you walked into an unknown situation, and that my love will never happen again" Milly said softly.

"Yes Mills I understand, and I am sorry" he said looking around the room.

"Good, so who was the nurse lover boy?" Daphne growled.

Harry gave his patent crooked smile.

"That was Jessica Wood, Oliver's older sister, she was just telling me he's in the first team now, and I told her about the time the Weasley twins glued his bollocks to his legs" he chuckled, and looked at the room hoping to see smiling faces. "Hmmmm fifty fifty, tough room. How the others at the fort, are they ok?" he asked.

Daphne pulled up a chair and sat down next to him.

"Neville was angry at Bella of course, though he didn't know what happened but he knew it was her fault, but that was always going to be the case, The rest of the girls are really distraught, and Luna was trying to discuss with Tracy whether your knickers and socks colour should match, but I don't know how that went" she giggled.

Amelia then filled him in on everything that was spoken about tat Grimmauld Place. He paled and looked at his girls when the Black sister's future was mentioned, but all of the girls were smiling at him.

Milly whispered in his ear,

"It's ok Harry, it's a good fit" and he nodded.

Minerva and Poppy took the girls back to school after giving him a get well soon kiss, and a don't do anything stupid warning.

Amelia sat by him.

"I know it wasn't your fault Harry, even Cissa and Andi didn't know, they said she was so happy to see her green-eyed lord again" she smiled sadly as she stroked his hair.

"Does Tonks know yet?" he asked

Amelia gave him a warm smile.

"I'm afraid she was on assignment last night watching a dodgy warehouse with Hestia, so most probably talking about your arse all nite" she chuckled.

"Well who can blame them" he laughed and ducked the incoming swipe, "How's Bella, she was so cold, but then she changed on a flick of a switch to a fun girl just like Tracey" he said softly.

"She wouldn't stop screaming how she had killed you, and why would she do such a thing, they put her under with dreamless sleep. I hate to ask you but are you willing to pay for the ritual? I think for sanity alone it's for the best" she said, while cupping the boys face.

Harry's eyes filled.

"But as I understand it, Tonks will lose her mother in this. Can I do that to her Mom? I had to grow up without a mother, but then I got three. How can I take Tonks's mum away from her?" he sobbed, as Amelia joined her son in tears.

"Oh Harry calm down, we'll talk about it again. Andi will talk to Tonks most probably after she has ripped you a new one, and then we shall decide. But remember this Harry; you won't be taking anything away. They are asking you to fund it not to make the decision. Your part is easy, but after that you have to love them, just like you love the other girls in your life. Oh but here's a heads up; from what I hear the Black sister's in their heyday make Tracey and Daphne look like nuns" she said laughing at him.

"Really?" he gulped.

"Oh yes" she giggled.

"I'm dead aren't I".

She smiled.

"Not yet Son" she said and placed the Hufflepuff cup on his table, "a gift from the Black sister's another horcrux down. I'm going to give it to Dumbledore tonight before I go home".

"Where did they get it from?" he asked, picking it up and looking at the badger running around.

"Bella remembered it was in her vault, and when she told the goblins they were furious, took all the Lestrange wealth, and destroyed the horcrux and at the same time made you a friend of the goblin nation, so Harry things are looking up" She advised and smiled.

Headmasters office

Amelia walked and smiled at the old man.

"Working late as ever Headmaster" she chuckled and sat at the proffered seat.

He sighed and rubbed his tired eyes.

"Always Amelia, there is always something to do. Luckily Voldemort seems to be lying low at the moment which is good, I think losing the Black sisters really did shock him" he said while gazing out at the night sky. "How is Harry by the way? I was going to visit but time got away from me".

"He's doing well Albus, the knife missed most major organs and he was chatting up a nurse when we arrived, which got him a talking too" she chuckled.

"That's good, but I do feel sorry for poor Bellatrix, I understand she is quite distraught over her actions" Albus said.

Amelia greed with the old man and leaned forward and placed the little gold cup on his table which made his eyes widen.

"We've got a little closer to ending him Albus. It was in the Lestrange vault. It's had the soul destroyed" she explained and saw the look of relief on the old man's face.

"The closer we come Amelia, the bigger the heartbreak it will be" he said softly.

She frowned.

"What do you mean Professor?" she asked, and saw the man visibly wilt.

"I take it you know of the prophecy between Voldemort and Harry" he asked and saw her nod "Well it seems that when Harry lost his parents and the dark Lord tried to take his life, the spell rebounded and destroyed his body, but also it broke a piece of his soul which clung to the only living thing in the room" he said sadly as his eyes swam.

Amelia put her hand to her mouth.

"Oh no no no no, not Harry, I can't lose him, I know it hasn't been long but he is my son" she sobbed, "have you talked to the goblins, can they do anything?"

"I'm afraid I have asked everybody Amelia. There is only way for us to destroy it and that's to kill Harry, but Voldemort must be the one to strike the curse, and with that he will be mortal and can be killed outright" he said and watched the strongest woman he had ever known dissolve into tears.

"But all his girls, what's going to happen to them?" she sobbed.

"As I understand it, as long as they say the vows and then consummate, they will be safe and all widow's but still hold onto the ladyship's and consort's positions" the headmaster explained.

She shook her head.

"What am I going to tell him and Susan and the other's? They won't let him go, they will fight by his side" she said sadly. But she knew the truth, Harry would sneak away and die to save everybody else.

"You can't tell him, it would destroy him, when we have finally destroyed the last horcrux I believe Voldemort will make his move for Harry. I know Draco Malfoy was originally given a task to kill me, but it has been changed to finding a way to magic Harry away when he calls" he explained.

She stood up and slammed her hands on the table.

"You knew of this plan Dumbledore and didn't tell me till now? You let that little shit aggravate and bully my son all these years, and it's my son who has to go to the fucking slaughter? Not on my watch headmaster, not on my watch" she ranted.

"It must happen this way Amelia, let him enjoy his time with his ladies, don't burden the boy" Dumbledore warned.

She sagged, picked up her cup and went to walk out of the office.

"I will do as you say Dumbledore. But if I find a different way, then I will go with that" she stated and stormed out while sending off four patronises.

Poppy, Fort now meeting

Minerva, Fort now meeting.

Tonks, cancel assignment, Founder Fort now.

Narcissa Black, as long as Nymphadora is on board he will fund it all. I will send her over in an hour contact the goblins, tell them to send paperwork to me and I'll get them signed.

Amelia stormed back to the fort with idea's running through her mind. She will not let him go to his death, just because Dumbledore has written him off, doesn't me we have to.

The fort

Everybody was there, it was a struggle to keep Tonks there. Amelia had demanded an oath for whatever was spoken about in the room for the next hour, and to be kept between them and only them. That also was a struggle but when she said it was to save Harry's life they relented, and all gave it.

"There is no easy way to say this, but I have just found out from our esteemed headmaster, that Harry has a shard of Voldemort's soul in him, that's what's behind his scar" Amelia explained to the shocked and now still room.

The pale Ginny looked up.

"How come it hasn't managed to take him over? The diary nearly killed me and that was in a bloody book" she said getting looks from the other girls.

"I don't know Ginny, maybe it's his power, or his good heart that keep it at bay. But the headmaster says that to destroy it Harry must die but at you know whose hand" she explained and was washed over by a chorus of shouts.

Luna was giggling to herself while she played with her bunny patronus that Harry had taught her the year before. Everyone looked at her.

"Calm down, he will be ok as I want my children and dog, we have a huge library here and the black depository, also all of your family magic books too" she said in her sing song voice.

Pansy stood up.

"She's right. With the wealth of knowledge and brain power here we can find something, so let's stop bitching and save our Harry" she said loudly, getting cheers from the other girls.

Tonks got up as well,

"You lot hit the books, and I'm going to hit my husband" she said and walked to the floo.

"I'll come with you" Amelia said following the girl to the hospital and the remaining fort occupants ran to the library, some to the restricted section at the school, and the purebloods headed home via floo to check their family libraries.

Amelia and Tonks entered St Mungo's.

"Now Tonks after being here you have to go and talk to your mum, she's got something to discuss with you" Amelia advised while struggling to keep up with the striding Auror.

"Let me guess, Bella, Cissa and my Mum have fallen in love with Harry. But as my aunts are hated country wide that they have to change their forms somehow, and seeing as I saw a partially hidden book about age regression, that's their plan?" Tonks replied without missing a step.

Amelia smiled.

"Sometimes I forget how quick you are" she said, and then saw the girl in question trip over her own feet and sent herself in a trolley.

"Bloody fucking trolley in my way" the pink haired Auror swore.

The older witch giggled and helped her up.

"So what are your thoughts on your aunties and mum" she asked as they carried on their journey.

Tonks shrugged.

"They have had shity lives. I know that, but I won't be losing my mum, she'll just be younger, and I can't blame them for wanting Harry. If it wasn't for Sirius I would be here anyway, I love the little trouble magnet!" Tonks chuckled.

As they approached Harry's room and saw him reading in bed, she held out her hand to stop Amelia.

"Now time to test dear hubby, I heard about the nurse" and Tonks smiled as her body changed into Oliver Woods sister, and with a wave of her wand she changed her clothing to match, but much tighter and short and high heels.

Amelia watched as the Auror walked into Harry's room swaying her hips like a professional, never putting a foot wrong. He must of heard her footfall as he dropped his paper, she saw his eyes scan her from toe to head and back again, then she saw Tonks' ankle give way on such high heels and she was going down. She fell face first onto Harry's bed then bounced off onto the floor with a flurry of curse word.

"Hiya Tonks" Harry said and was about to raise his paper, then looked up as he saw his Mum at the window pissing herself laughing.

Tonks managed to clamber up and onto his bed after changing back to her old body despite still wearing the uniform.

"Hey hubby, how you feeling?" she asked, finally managing to sit on his bed with a huff as Amelia walked in.

"I'm fine thanks, you look good as a nurse" he said and winked.

Nym giggled.

"I'll remember that Harry, how did you know it was me?" she asked as Amelia pulled up a chair.

Harry smiled.

"Firstly, Jessica's breasts aren't that big, and yes I did look, I am a man" he said as she started to react, "secondly all the staff wear flat shoes worse luck, and apart from falling on your face, not many magical women wear bright pink knickers" he chuckled.

Amelia was nearly rolling on the ground with laughter.

"Fantastic, back to business Harry. The main thing is that you have a Fort full of very angry witches" she stated.

Harry smiled.

"No problem mum, I'll come and live you and my wife, sorted" he said brushing his hands together and smiling.

Amelia and Tonks smiled.

"Errrr no, as much as I would love to have you there, I won't have a legion of hormone riddled teenagers attacking my house" she answered.

"Using logic on me again Mum, I don't like that about you" he laughed, "but you have valid points, ok next on the agenda."

"We have another horcrux down, Bella remembered Hufflepuff's cup was given to her by you know who to look after, she was going to surprise you with it, but well you know!" Amelia said.

"Well she did surprise me" he chuckled and got cuffed around the head by Tonks.

Amelia now rubbed her face.

"The next one is a bit awkward. Cissa, Andi and Bella wish to go through age regression to match your age, and they need to borrow money to do it " she said quietly, and looked on as his mouth dropped and he looked from Tonks to her and back again,

"Errrrr ok, the money no problem, er but why do they want to do this, and why my age" he asked hoping he was wrong, but in his mind, he knew why.

Tonks smiled at her unsure husband and the nervous Mother in law.

"Well hubby, you're such a great guy, and Aunt Bella is bonkers, so they want to regress their age to fix Bella's mind. But the ritual causes the direct bloodline to regress too, so that's why they are all doing it. And why your age? Well to be honest Bella loves you to bits and my Mum and Aunt Cissa love you too and they want to join us in House Black" she said with a bright smile.

They looked at Harry who just seemed to go still and his eyes closed.

Amelia shook his leg.

"Harrrrryyyyyy are you in there" she said softly and shook him a bit more.

Tonk's smirked and shook Harry harder,

"Harrrrry, are you there love,...I'm pregnant" she said in a sing song voice.

His eyes flew open.

"WHAT THE FUCK!."

a/n well there we go folks, I hope you enjoyed it, and touchwood see you in two weeks.

NickP41