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Last time on Ladies and Lordships
"Harry, you married my fucking Mum !." Pansy screamed.
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Chapter 34
"You know I did, you were bloody there," Harry said wiping the sleep from his eyes.
The brunette shook her head.
"I know but it seemed like a dream and when I woke up just now, I didn't know what was real and what isn't" Pansy explained as she fell back onto the bed and instantly rolled into my willing arms and lips, despite the morning breath.
Thanks to a potion she climbed on top and claimed Harry once more, slowly and lovingly.
"You won't be doing this with my Mum will you?" she asked while grinding herself down.
"Errr what no, that was just to save you and your Mum, that's all," he said as she built up her pace.
Harry tried not to scream like a little girl as he felt his new wife's nails digging into his chest.
They continued the party in the shower and did a good job defoliating the skin on her back thanks to the shower tiles. Lady Parkinson was sat in her room all red-faced, after everything that had gone on, she had decided to sleep in, which proved to be a mistake as her daughter and their new husband consummate their love. She didn't want to broach the fact that they still needed to do the same for themselves but now wasn't the time as her daughter screamed the house down.
"Time for a walk Abbie," she said to herself and headed out.
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Harry stepped back into Bones Manor, went straight to his room to shower and change. It was strangely quiet, he had a letter from the Goblins with an update on the state of the Black sisters. It was stated that they had finally broken into their teenage years, and Bellatrix was getting a bit of a handful, and with the sound coming from their chamber was even making the guards of the bank nervous.
He threw some powder into the Floo, "Madam Bones, Ministry of Magic" Harry called out, it connected.
"WHAT NOW!"
"Hark, did I hear the voice of an angel?" Harry asked with a chuckle.
There was a groan.
"There is only one person in my life who likes to push my buttons like that" Mum said.
"Mummy" he called out and felt the floo open up for travel, he stepped through without even a stumble, "Mom, how's tricks?"
He was instantly pulled into a hug.
"I've missed you, Harry, married anyone else" Amelia chuckled and pulled him onto the chairs opposite her desk, so they could be close.
"Oh haha, no I haven't thanked you, and it wasn't my fault" he stated and held up his hand in surrender.
The redhead chuckled,
"Never is son, but you did a nice thing for Abbie" she replied and stroked his hand.
Harry looked around the cluttered office,
"So, what's going on around here. Busy?"
"Who's funny now?" she spat and cuffed him around the head, "Scrimgeour has okayed our plan for the prisoners, so we have some documents to be signed to lease the vineyard to the ministry. The Goblins have checked the property, and it will be made ready for occupancy once the details have been worked out."
"Good, how many are we looking to transfer there?" Harry asked and leafed through some paperwork.
Amelia rubbed her face,
"Once again we'll be offering all the young Prisoners the opportunity to transfer there. The Death Eaters will have the choice of working at the vineyard or the veil" she said sadly and gave herself a stretch, "The goblins will guard it, but we will have an Auror training camp there along with a holiday home, so we can all get away from time to time."
Harry smiled,
"When the Dark git is buried, we'll all go to Black island, you need some colour mum," he said and saw her give him a weak smile, "talking of which, how are things?"
"Not great for the muggles, but after the attacks on our houses, they've cut right down" Amelia explained, "the Muggle Prime minister has allowed Aurors to work with SAS hit squads."
Harry's eyes went wide,
"bloody hell better keep Tonks away from them, not an ounce of stealth in that body," he said making them both chuckle.
"Don't I know it, one of the soldiers tried to flirt with her and gave her his gun to hold" Amelia said while shaking her head.
"He gave Tonks a loaded weapon?" Harry asked with disbelief and saw his mum nod furiously while trying to hold back the laughter, he sighed, "how many?"
"Three, none fatal, all patched up and back on duty, in fact, the same Regiment are going to hire some healers, and some potioneers," Amelia said.
"What happened with Tonks though, the gun didn't hurt her?" he asked.
Amelia barked out a laugh,
"She was mortified when she shot the first man and then dropped the gun which went off and shot the other two. But then when she ran to the first man she tripped and headbutted him breaking his nose" she said and stood up and took Harry with her by the hand.
She opened the door and there sat the beautiful Tonks, helping Amelia's secretary.
"Hey Killer, you've been a bad girl," Harry said and saw her hair flare red as the Auror office came alive with laughter.
Her eyes narrowed at the beaming Harry.
"Run," she said softly and lept from her chair and gave chase, which didn't last long as she caught her foot on a desk and went flying into a pot plant, bringing more laughs.
"Mom, fancy lunch?" Harry asked over the rubber plant that had captured his wife, Amelia smiled, took his arm and then strode out of the room which was filled with laughter and one swearing red-faced Lady Black.
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Wrong move
Nym, Dora, Tonks or sometimes Lady Black was pissed, she was a laughing stock at the office, though that wasn't new. Once the war was over, she was hoping to settle down and have a baby with her hubby, maybe work with one of the girls if they have a shop; something where she can't break anything, maybe a pillow shop. It was just the fact that she was stuck walking the beat again, with a newbie.
Today being Yule Eve, Diagon alley was rammed. She was walking alongside trainee Auror Stuart Mackerel and he wouldn't shut up,
"Hey Lady Black, bloody busy today ain't it," he said as they pushed their way through the crowds.
The lack of death eater attacks had reinvigorated the local economy, but it was only a matter of time. The pink haired Auror turned and poked the tall skinny kid in the chest, it was like poking a toast rack,
"Listen here Kipper, its either Tonks or Auror Black, you call me lady again I'll pull your balls off like a paper towel" she snarled making the crowds flow around them like water around rocks.
"Errrr sorry Tonks, just joking," the toast rack said paling a little bit.
They continued and headed down into some of the darker alleys just off the main drag, " I hate these places."
Tonks shifted her hair to black, and with the dark red of their robes they melded with the darkness, but if only Kipper would shut up.
"What's it like living with the boss Tonks? What's it like being married to Harry Potter? I only met him once, and he called me a Fuck nugget" Stuart said and that stopped her in her tracks.
She turned towards him,
"What did you do? Harry wouldn't say that to anyone"
Mackerel just shrugged,
"In my last year and he flew against the Dragon, all I said was he was lucky, and he told me to fuck off fuck nugget," he said.
"And you said that to him straight after the task," she asked, and he answered with a nod, "then you were a Fuck nugget, a fourteen-year-old kid survives a task meant for an adult, and you call him lucky? Of course, he was lucky, and he didn't need you to tell him straight after" and shook her head just as the Alley was alight with spell fire.
Tonks managed to dive for cover and raise a shield, but Kipper was hit straight off. She saw the life leave his eyes as his blood pumped out of a slash to his throat.
"Oh Kipper" she sobbed, as fire rained down upon her. Tonk's emergency portkey didn't work at all meaning the death eaters had set up a trap with anti-apparition and portkey wards. She saw movement in her eyeline but before she could get a shot off her vision went dark.
"Mother fucker," a voice said angrily, "I can't get the ring off."
Tonks eyes fluttered allowing her to see a lowlife trying to get her wedding band off.
"Won't come off Dickhead, that's a House of Black ring" she spat and took in her surroundings; dark shack wooden boarding walls and one door, 'what a shithole' she thought.
The man looked up with his dark mark showing on his arm.
"Well well Potters bitch is awake" the man growled.
"Merlin man, when was the last time you cleaned you're teeth" Tonks mocked and looked closer to see only a few teeth residing in the man's pie hole, "ok fair play, but man eat a fucking mint" and received a back handed slap to her face, "damn, did your mother teach you to hit" before being knocked out with a club.
The three death eaters looked at each other and chuckled.
"Merlin that bitch has a gob on her" idiot number one said.
"I wonder what fun we could have with that mouth," number two said evilly while having a free grope.
The third yet brainer idiot stepped forward and dropped the club.
"Leave the bitch alone, the dark lord wants her in one piece," he said and pushed her head back, "she's Potters Lady Black, and he likes to save his bitches."
Tonks came awake again, thanks to her abilities she can manipulate her form like soften or rubberise bones to soften the blows.
"And how are you going to get me there one nut," she said and then kicked up her leg making number threes nut retreat into his body painfully and quickly, "you boys are so fucking dead when my hubby and mum in law get here."
Number two, who's eyes seemed so lazy if he cried his back would get wet replied.
"and how are they going to find you, we left your robes, badge and wand back there, the Dark Lord is going to have fun with ya" he slurred.
"He must be running short of followers, if he marked the brain trust three, we must have you on the run" Tonks chuckled.
Number three was still cradling his babymakers as number one came to join in,
"The last battle is coming, Bitch, we shall wipe you and your mudblood friends away," he said as the door was kicked open and his chest was destroyed with a Reducto from Harry, while number two was thrown through the wall by Amelia's banishing spell.
"Hey lover, took your time," Tonks said and gave Harry a kiss as Amelia handcuffed number three who seemed to be still crying, which made it hard to cuff.
"Sorry Tonksie, but we had to pay the tab first at lunch," Harry said pulling her into a hug.
Amelia portkeyed the prisoner away, along with number one and two who had given up their membership to Club life.
"We found Kipper, he was gone I'm afraid," Amelia said sadly.
Tonks spilt a few tears,
"I know, he was just telling me about Hubby calling him a fuck nugget at the tri-wizard, then we received fire, I managed to dive and shield, but he didn't," she said as tears flowed.
"Oh shit, that guy?" Harry said as he cradled his wife, "talk about a walking mouth, may he rest in peace."
Amelia nodded.
"That's why I sent him with you, I thought you might quieten him down a bit" she added and then had a quizzical thought,
"Son, I understand the ring warned you that Tonks was in trouble, but house rings don't have trackers, so how pray tell, did you find your wife?"
The room stilled, and Tonks started to giggle.
"All yours wonder boy, you tell mummy the little gift you bought me," Tonks said and sat back in her chair crossing her legs and letting her Ball splitter of a boot bounce, "c'mon Lover, tell ya, Mummy".
The red head crossed her arms and started to tap her foot on the wooden floor boards giving the sleeping mice a headache.
"Son, I'm waiting?"
Harry looked for a way out, there was one door into an unfriendly Alley, no floor windows, one very deadly adopted mother and one way to happy wife.
"Well Mum, you always said to treat my wives kindly, and treat them all like a princess," he said hoping an asteroid would hit the shack.
"Time limit Harry, spill it," Mummy said as Tonks giggled as she playful jiggled her covered breasts.
"I did a nice thing and bought my love jewellery, to show how much I care" Harry explained with an amazing lack of detail.
Amelia smiled.
"That was nice of you, and I'm guessing it has a tracking charm on it?"
They both nodded happily, well the pink haired woman was happier than Harry.
"Yes, boss he can find me anywhere, he always knows where they are," Tonks said and smiled.
Amelia's foot tapped faster making dust float in the air.
"That's nice, and you said them" and Tonks nodded, "show me, I'd like to see it, just in case I want one."
Harry blanched, and Tonks barked out a laugh,
"Didn't think it would be your thing boss, but here you are?" she said and much to her husband's dismay pulled her left breast from her bra showing off a shiny silver nipple bar.
"nice isn't it, I want a ring with a lightning bolt hanging off it for the other one, but he says that's next year" Tonks looked up and saw Harry bolting out of the door followed by Amelia and so she followed.
"You bought your wife a fucking nipple bar?" Amelia shouted making any other wrongdoer melt away.
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Gringotts
"Are we bloody done yet, my hymen has grown back, and I am pissed" Andromeda shouted.
Narcissa and Bellatrix guffawed.
"That's hopeful thinking there Andi" Narcissa laughed.
"But I am bored now too, where is Harry" Bella growled.
Just then Lord Ragnok walked into the chamber, "ladies, you are finished" he said and smiled.
"woooohoooooooooo" they called out and ran past him, and then came back and got their robes and ran off again giggling.
Ragnok watched the three teenage Black sisters running freely down the corridor giggling as they dressed.
"Merlin be kind to Harry, good kid," he said and laughed letting it heard through the halls of the goblins caves.
Short but sweet i know, the next update will be larger I promise.
Hope you enjoyed it and see you all soon, and good luck in 2019.
Nickp41