I dont own PJO, which is what the gods are from, or harry potter


Chapter 4: The train ride

I woke up early on the day that I had to go to the train and got all my stuff packed. I even added in some of my muggle clothing and some spare parts of stuff and pens. I slipped my wand in my tool belt and put on my nicest change of clothes, that weren't fancy but weren't oil stained and ripped. I showered and actually did something with my hair till I looked somewhat presentable

"You're going to eat breakfast with The weasley's after Molly comes to get you and Ares, She's decided to let Ares Spend the day with Charlie today, so go get him up" Mom said when I entered the throne room, I flashed to Ares palace and walked to his bedroom. He wasn't there but I heard loud music coming from the weight room and found him working out

"Hey Ares" I said "Mother said you were going to spend the day with Charlie today, so you should go get cleaned up. Molly will be here shortly and were going to have breakfast with them"

"Okay, give me a few" Ares said and I flashed back to the throne room to see molly already there

"Is Ares up?" Mom asked me

"yeah he said he'll be here in a few" I said as he flashed in wearing a biker jacket, white tee, ripped jeans, silver chain, and hunting boots. His long shoulder length hair was as wild as normal.

"Well let's be off" Molly said, "We have three hours before the train" she said to me

"Ares help me get my stuff" I said and he grabbed my bird for me molly grabbed our hands and next thing I knew we were in the barrow

"Now don't be too loud, not everyone's up yet, actually no one's up" Molly said quietly

"I got a deck of cards" I said to Ares as he put Ena down

"War?" he asked

"Sure" I said and dealt the first hand, 2 games later I hear footsteps come down the staircase

"Heph, you're already here" Bill said

"Been here for half an hour" I said putting the cards away

"Bill, is your stuff packed?" Molly asked

"No" Bill said

"then go do it, and get dressed and get your brothers up, breakfast is just about ready, Ares, Heph, the two of you can come on to the table dears" Molly said we walked to the table and blacked a game called 'in my pants' Ares created it. Don't ask

"Nice one Heph" Ares said laughing "guess it's my turn….. Uhhh, this is war in my pants" I died laughing as everyone came to the table

"Not at the table Ares, that's not an appropriate game" Molly said Charlie was giving Molly a confused look

"Aunt Heista is saying not at the table every three seconds when at meals at home" I said "mostly aimed at me and him" I grinned "mistletoe in my pants" I whispered in to Ares ear and he snorted

"No sex Jokes Heph, even if it's in the form of a song" Ares said

"HEPHAESTUTS!" Molly said

"It wasn't meant that way; he took it the wrong way. And Ares I don't swing like that"

"Not at the table" Molly said

"Morning weasley's" Author said coming in

"Morning dad" they all said

"Morning Author" Molly said

"good morning Heph, Ares" Author greeted

"Good morning" we said

"So molly informed me the two of you are gods" he said

"That's correct" I said fixing my plate and Ares for him, well the stuff he couldn't reach and breaking a square of ambrosia for us both

"Boom boom pow in my pants" Ares whispered in my ear, I almost lost it

"Not at the table, I told you already" Molly said

"Okay no more Ares" I said

"Aww" he pouted and went to eating his pancakes

"So how have you been" Bill asked me

"Pretty good, Ares created a new game, that's what we were just playing, not with the cards" I said

"Yeah it's a bit inappropriate" Ares said

"A bit" I say

"Okay maybe a lot" Ares says as we finished eating. I went up to Bill's room that he shared with Charlie

"It's a bit small" Bill says

"No problem" I said helping him pack is stuff. Then we went down stairs and Bill went to break up a fight between Percy and Fred and George

"Remember when I caught you and my wife in a net" I said to Ares

"Yeah, that so wasn't fun"

"Well you and her shouldn't of gone out, you wife stealing son of a bitch" I said

"Oh it's on" Ares said dragging me outside

"Yeah it is. I am so tired of your shit" I yelled at Ares. He lunged and we started beating the daylights out of each other.

"BOYS!" Molly yelled just as a lightning bolt came out of the sky and hit us. Dad came down in his chariot

"Hephaestus don't start fights with your brother" dad said leaving

"Yes sir" I said

"You got in trouble" Ares said once dad was gone

"Go to tartarus" I said

"No thank you, i quite like it here on earth" Ares says

"Son of a-" I began too say

"Yeah yeah mothers a bitch, we all know that and if i'm her son, you're a son of a bitch too" Ares says

"Wow you actually grew a brain" I said

"Come along, Heph, Bill, train will be leaving soon" Molly said pulling me into the house, we grabbed our stuff. I flashed to the train station in the boy's bathroom and came out next to Molly and Bill. I pulled my ticket out

"9 ¾" I said "that's not a platform."

"Only to the muggles" Bill said "it's in the wall of 9 and 10" Bill pushed his trolley through the wall. I walked to it and causally walked in and saw a beautiful train

"Wow" I said as Molly came through

"Run along now, before the good spots get taken… Be safe both of you" she said hugging us both; I lead Bill onto the train and got a compartment up front behind the teachers one. I laid back across one seat giving Bill the other. Ena hooted loudly as the train started to move

"That bird is redder than weasley's hair" Jacobs said "and what are you doing Olympian, that's a chair not a bed"

"I can lay down is I want" I said "not get out before I punch you" I saw he had two people with him

"You better watch your mouth or Files and handy may have to have a chat with you" Jacobs said

"Get out" I commanded

"This isn't over Mud blood" Jacobs said as they left

"Ass" I said

"Definitely" bill said as I reached into my tool belt which now had all my tools in it. I pulled out some pieces of wire and metal and springs. Bill gave me a funny look. I shrugged and started working the pieces together and pulling out stuff as I needed it. When it was done I had made a windup toy.

"What is that?" Bill asked

"This is a windup toy, pretty easy to make, I've made ton of them, this one is suppose to be a female model" I said

"Did she get mutilated?" Bill asked picking it up. I looked at it

"Uh…." I said blushing "I'm a builder not an artist"

"That's very apparent" Bill said handing me my creation "So what house do you think you'll get into?"

"House?" I asked looking up from the life size robo-cat I was making

"Oh, I forget how much you really know about our world" Bill said "So, um, there are four houses in Hogwarts. Ravenclaw; the brains"

"Probably where Athena will end up" I said

"Then there is Gryffindor, the bravery, Slytherin the purebloods; but not all purebloods end up there and Hufflepuff takes the rest"

"Hmm," I said "I might end up in Hufflepuff or Gryffindor, cause I'm not smart and I'm defiantly not a pureblood wizard" bill laughs

"I bet you're smarter than you give yourself credit" Bill says

"Yeah" I sighed looking out the window "all any of my siblings see me as the guy who is only useful when they need something" I watched trees go by and we sat in silence

"Anything from the trolley dears?" an elderly lady said from the hall

"Sure, some plane ol' chocolate if you've any" I said

"Muggle born I suppose" the elder woman said "I carry some muggle candies, do you like snickers or Hershey"

"Hershey please" I said paying for it, she handed me the bar

"I'm good" Bill said and she left. I took my brace of to clean it. Bill was trying to do some spell on his owl

"That's too advanced magic for a first year" a girl, who I hadn't seen enter said. I jumped dropping my brace. I picked it up and proceeded to put it back on "You know I've been practicing a few spells myself; a few simple ones of course. I'm Rosaline Sydney, and you are?" she said I looked at her; she had blond hair that fell at her shoulders and blue eyes. She was already in her robes

"I'm Bill Weasley" Bill said

"Heph Olympian" I said

"That's an odd name" Rosaline said

"It's short for Hephaestus" I said

"Well you two better go ahead and change into your robes, we'll be arriving soon" Rosaline said turning on her heal and leaving

"I hope were not in a house with her" Bill said

"I didn't think she was all that bad" I said as we went to the changing compartments I got back before bill did. We were pulling into the station as bill got back