A/N This is just a collection of drabbles I wrote for fun. Mostly crack with some fluff thrown in for good measure. Massive thanks to my wonderful beta/sounding board, SnowflakesandMozart, who helped with basically everything. (Go check her stuff out, she's amazing.)

Enjoy!


In Which Obi-Wan is Blackmailed and Ahsoka is Annoyed

A scream rang out and Ahsoka came storming into the living room.

"All right, I want know who put that giant stuffed rancor in my bathtub!" She skidded to a halt in the doorway.

Obi-Wan sat at the kitchen table drinking tea.

"Why hello, Ahsoka, what brings you here at this insane hour?" he asked innocently.

Ahsoka growled, "Someone put a giant stuffed rancor in my bathtub, and I want to know who."

Obi-Wan just smiled into his cup and said nothing.

"It was you, wasn't it?"

Leisurely, Obi-Wan rose and placed his mug in the sink. "I needed somewhere to store it until it can show up in Master Windu's kitchen, of course."

Ahsoka spluttered from the doorway she had parked herself in. "Obi-Wan Kenobi, if I ever find another stuffed animal anywhere in my apartment, I am telling Master Yoda that you were the one who put Dagobah pepper in his hot chocolate!"