Hey, once again UknownHero here and welcome to another (well, kinda) chapter of A Simple Mission Rebirth. Simply put, I told you so if you weren't expecting it or weren't paying attention.

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Chapter 13: World of Remnant Reborn 1

So, where to begin?

Okay, I know. If you are reading this, I'm either dead or I gave this to you or a combination of the two. If I trust you with this, you must be very important or something. If I'm dead however and you found this either where I lived or on my corpse, well you're going to have to use the following information to achieve my goal. However, if you killed me and you're reading this, fuck you. This book has a special ritual I performed on it that will set you on fire by the time you have finished reading this sentence.

If you find all of this unnecessary, I'm just covering bases. Feel free to skip to the good stuff.

Well, I guess I should start this thing if you aren't dead by now. First thing I have to state; I am not from this world. I am from a world known as Remnant. It would be a nice place to visit if it wasn't for all the monsters trying to kill everyone, the racism and the crappy tap water. There's actually a reason for that, but that's for later. Now, I can hear you saying, "How the Hell did you end up on Earth? Are you an alien? Should I start preparing for an invasion?" The answer to that is very simple.

…Actually, it might be a tad more complicated.

Maybe I should start out with explaining how I came here. You see, there's this… tear in… space, I guess I should call it. Should be located in some place called the Bermuda Triangle and if you're good at history, yes, those disappearances in that area can be simply explained as people ending in Remnant without even noticing and not returning. They're more than likely dead since, well, no one has known about Earth before the discovery of the tear on our end. The tear can't be seen, it's just… there. Which will be explained later if everything goes well. For me. If I'm not dead.

Again, if you managed to read this far after you killed me, you may want to look at your crotch. There is no guarantee you will like it.

Anyway, back on topic. Earth and Remnant are two separate planets. We can't exactly locate where either Earth or Remnant is, we could be in a different galaxy for all we know, but the tear allows us to easily traverse from Remnant to Earth and vice versa. The Kingdoms in Remnant are making sure it's still a secret to Earth until they're sure they can make contact with Earth's government. Unless you're from Remnant, no way in Hell you're gonna go through that tear. And since I'm talking about our worlds, I guess we should talk about the next topic: Remnant itself.

Simply put, if you have found out anything about Remnant before, somehow, be prepared to wipe that out of your memory. You know the saying, "History is written by the victor"? Well, it's a bit different on Remnant.

Remnant's history was written by people who wanted to forget.

Humans there… weren't originally born human. Well, most. Hell, I'm going down my family line right now and I have reason to believe that my ancestors may have been Devils.

Oh, right. Devils, Fallen Angels, actual Angels, all those fun stories about gods and other deities, yeah, they're real. I guess I should've mentioned that earlier. Be very glad there's a Heaven, or be very worried that there's a Hell. Assuming you're human with little to no knowledge about religion and legends of course. I'm going to treat you as a human born from Earth. Sorry if you're a Faunus or Youkai. Don't worry about it if you don't know what that is.

Anyway, Remnant's creation isn't like the kids stories or the textbooks.

You see, back in the days of the Great War (I think that's what it's called) between the Fallen, Angels and Devils (if you aren't aware of this, pick up a Bible) there was… a lot of death. Now, this war lasted a very long time. Like, so long there was no end in sight. I am aware there is some sort of stalemate between the factions now, but… the people who essentially left couldn't fathom the idea that there would be any sort of peace in the future. Not everyone was willing to sacrifice their lives for an endless war; they had enough of the pointless death, or were just wanting to start again. These people would eventually come together and form a group called "The Remnants of Peace", essentially a large tribe wanting to escape violence and war in order to live in peace. They were made up of a lot of people from all walks of life. Humans who ended up involved in the war, Devil, Fallen, Angels, Youkai. Hell, even an entire Pillar Family from Hell joined up. Though, considering they were down to, like, 3 people, it was understandable. Eventually, they met uif Gpshpuufo Mpohjovt, boe nz gpsnfs Tbdsfe Hfbs, boe Fwjm Esbhpo. Dvssfoumz lopxo bt Zboh Yjbp Mpoh.

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If you can't read that, it's in a language you probably will never understand. Plus, it would be a lot better if you didn't know. That… thing was more brutal and violent than the Crescent Circle Dragon. No wonder it got the title…

Ugh, but anyway, Zboh was actually very regretful of its life, causing so much death that it would erase itself from history in hopes of forgetting. It wanted to be forgotten, and dead. But, its last moments, it travelled with the Remnants of Peace to the Bermuda Triangle, slashed open that tear I talked about earlier, entered it and died.

That would create the land of Remnant.

It was a very big creature.

How the Hell it managed to not kill everyone in a single step is a surprise. But enough of that, it should be saved for another time. Now, I need to talk about my mission in case you want to skim through this.

You see, I'm currently observing two groups right now. One called the Occult Research Club and another called… actually, they really shouldn't be called Team RWBY since there are more members now so… let's go with Team Rebirth for now. That sounds good, right? Anyway, they are all Devils and… well, they've done a lot in the past few weeks. I'll give you a quick rundown of a few key people and some notes.

Rias Gremory
Heiress of the one of the Pillar Families (which I should write about sooner or later) and King of the Occult Research Peerage (The King part will also be explained later. God, there's so much information I need to go over.) Also known as the Crimson Ruin Princess, she's smart, kind, compassionate but had a lapse in that personality, more than likely out of desperation from stopping her marriage which she is thoroughly regretting at the time of writing. She deeply cares for her apprentice and Pawn despite it and is going to make it up to them, even if it kills her. Possibly has feelings for her Pawn. She is very powerful thanks to her bloodline so approach with caution.

Blake Belladonna
Mysterious. Former member of a terrorist organization looking to redeem herself. Knight of the Rebirth Peerage. Recently fully awakened her Nekomata side and still very much getting used to it. Very obvious she's a cat even before awakening it however. Bows aren't gonna hide those ears when the rest of your outfit screams "Cat". Other than that, approach with caution. She… may have some mental issues. No big deal.

Weiss Schnee
One of the Bishops of the Rebirth Peerage and Heiress of a very powerful company. Daddy issues! Inferiority or superiority complex? Kinda confused which one is which. Eh, either way, she has not accepted her life as a Devil despite being one for several weeks. Caught her in various libraries looking up rituals and stuff in her free time despite being told there wasn't a way. Obviously, she hadn't found a copy of Volume 4 and I doubt she ever will since I haven't found it yet. God forbid it's a drink coaster by now. Though, her family's white hair might be a sign that her heritage may be that of a Valkyrie. Maybe. Not sure, further research is needed before conclusion.

Ruby Rose
The King of the Rebirth Peerage. Prodigy. Apprentice of Rias Gremory. Approach with extreme caution. Her gaining the King Piece before being ready caused a few… side effects. Nonetheless, she's bubbly and sweet most of the time and a decent leader. Still has a lot to learn. Plus… she has a Valefor King Piece, allowing her access to the Power of Suffering, a power of Valefor Kings see as a curse. Plus, she wields one of the most dangerous weapons on the planet. So… don't die if you encounter her. She won't kill you, but if she isn't in the mood, she'll make you suffer.

Issei Hyoudou
Friend of Ruby Rose. Pawn of the Occult Research Peerage. Total fucking pervert. If you're a girl, avoid physical contact but don't be afraid to be his friend. He's a nice guy despite his interests in breasts. He also has a thing that could kill gods but he isn't exactly ready to punch Him in nuts just yet. He will punch you in the nuts/ovaries should you threaten his friends. He certainly has the potential to become a legend, but he's kinda a pushover right now.

There are more but I either don't have the necessary information to create a real profile or aren't worth mentioning. At worst, it's best if you didn't know. Ugh, there's still so much to cover so what's next? Um… Oh, I guess have to explain this real quick.

You see, Remnant has… something, in the air that enhances the strength of Aura (which I will talk about later…), making stronger than it should be. Of course, Earth doesn't have that. But, here's the thing. Only those with insufficient training in Aura or under age twenty are affected. Fully trained Huntsmen and Huntresses (Monster Hunters) aren't affected so they can probably take on some serious threats. It has to do something with Auras not being at their fullest potential during those years, so if you are actually a Remnant native, you may want to work on dodging more. There's also something about tainted or unholy energy that affects it, possibly originating from the origin of Aura. It's all just a theory however as I'm currently researching Aura types, which may affect what one is strong against and what they're weak against.

Now, let's move onto a very… personal topic. You need to respect my wishes if you found this on my corpse.

You see… in my teenage years I

"Aw… you have a little doggie… can I pet him? Who's a good boy? You are! Yes, you are!"

"Glad you like him, Prez. 'Cause we need to bring him with us. We don't know anyone we can let take care of Zwei."

"Mistress, I have finished packing everyone's personal belongings and necessary items for the trip."

*CHOMP!*

"And it seems Zwei-dono is enjoying my body once again."

"Please, rephrase that Pancakes!"

"Rephrase what, Yang-sama? I am simply stating facts."

"Well, state your facts with different words!"

"Yes Yang-sama. It appears Zwei-dono is eating my special place. It feels… pleasant."

"WHY ARE YOU CALLING IT YOUR SPECIAL PLACE!?"

"Well, Weiss-sama, I do not know what to call the area Zwei-dono is eating."

"Just call it your wings!"

"But Yang-sama told me not to call it a G-spot anymore. That is the definition of the area, is it not?"

"Knight Blake, what is a G-spot?"

"E-Er-Er… U-Uh-Um… I'll tell you when you're ready, Penny."

"But I am always ready! Now, Knight Blake, do you have a G-spot?"

"Alright, everyone! We're leaving!" Ruby announced.

"Oh fuck!" Raven swore before grabbing her already packed bags, quickly dressed into her combat outfit and put on her mask. After making sure no one was in the hallway, she walked out of the apartment and started following the Devils stealthily.

Eh, history could wait a little while.

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Whew! Done in one day! Anyway, training chapter's next so yeah.

UknownHero signing off, my friends!