INVADER PINK-THE PINK NIGHTMARE
PART 2
(Note: Surprise Everyone here's part 2 of the story and here I start showing off some big differences in this AU. Shoutout to Jadpeanut who helped me out with this section letting it get out there as quickly as it did.
"Doom, doom, doom, doo doom, doom, Doom, doom, doom, doo doom, doom, Doom, doom, doom, doo doom, doom, Doom, doom, doom, doo doom, doom, Doom, doom, doom, doo doom, doom, Doom, doom, doom, doo doom, doom-!" Spinel sang as everyone in the ship deck looked half brain dead
Peridot and the Rubies were slouched over the control panels all of them wall-eyed, groaning, and drooling. Pink was on her knees also wall-eyed, mouth hanging open a drooling, letting out a long groan. Pearl was standing to the side a calm expression on her face though her eye did occasionally twitch. The sounds of groans and singing continued until a beep filled the room snapping peridot out of her brain-dead state.
"My Diamond we are approaching a gathering of planets, it might be a galaxy." Peridot says as everyone snaps out as well
"OH, THANK THE STARS-I mean…... excellent Peridot well done." Pink says relieved
"Yay! Were here!" Spinel said stopping her singing
"Yes, Spinel. Now why don't we play the quiet game." Pink says with a strained smile
"Ooooo, your favorite game!" Spinel says
"Why yes, it is Spinel." Pink says with visible bags under her eyes
"My Diamond." Sapphire says entering the deck
"WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN?" Pink yells noticing her
"I've been below deck sitting next to a pipe for the last 6 months." Sapphire says simply
3 Months Earlier
Sapphire was sitting in a dimly lit room that was filled with crystalline and metal pipes moving various stuff around. She was sitting next to a pipe with a latch on it. She reaches for the latch and pulls it opening a small part of the pipe where noise came out.
"Doom, doom, doom, doo doom, doom, Doom…"
Sapphire closes the pipe and goes back to sitting in absolute silence
Present Day
"Either way my Diamond I think we should discuss, our actions moving forward to this new galaxy." Sapphire says
"Very well. Pearl with me, Spinel stay here." Pink says as she and Pearl exit the room with Spinel standing in the center smiling goofily as everyone glares at her
"I could do it right now and I bet she wouldn't care." The eyeball ruby says glaring at Spinel
"No." The Ruby leader says
"Finally, here on a new frontier of possibilities, isn't it exciting." Pink says
"Yes, it is my Diamond." Pearl says
"Yeah, sure. My Diamond, I am unsure of the fruitfulness of the galaxy. I have peaked into a few possible futures and have not seen anything of promise. I believe it would be best to keep moving." Sapphire says
"WHAT?! But we've been travelling for so long. And you're telling me there's nothing?" Pink says
"From, what I've seen my Diamond. I see a lot but not everything. The final decision is yours." Sapphire says
"Well my Diamond there's no problem with just checking a few worlds." Pearl says getting a suspicious look from Sapphire
"That there isn't, we came this far it'd be a waste not to check." Pink says looking out the window to the void
"Very well my Diamond, I can check some possible futures for worlds that may have anything of value and-." Sapphire says
"There." Pink says pressing her finger to the window
"What?" Sapphire and Pearl said looking at her
"Don't you see it the little blue one?" Pink says looking out to the void. Sapphire and Pearl look closer and see far far in the distance was a small blue orb almost having a glow to it making it stand out
"Are you sure my Diamond, it's quite far. Aren't there closer planets to inspect?" Pearl asks
"Yeah, yeah, we can later, I just…... I just wanna go there. I have a feeling in my gemstone, just go with it." Pink says almost in a trance as she walks away Sapphire following
Pearl was ready to follow as well until her gemstone started to glow. She lets out an eep and ducks behind a corner, making sure no one saw her. She then extracts something from her gem in a brilliant light. A beeping Diamond shaped device came out and fell into her hands. With a quick twist of the top it came on showing a screen.
"Pearl, what is Pink's progress?" Yellow Diamond says appearing on the screen
"My Diamond, we have finally reached a new galaxy." Pearl whispers
"Oh good, at this rate she was gonna get bored and turn back." Yellow says
"How is she? Is she alright? Is she happy? Was she hurt?" Blue says coming into the frame worried
"She is fine my Diamond. There was a… bit of a dip during the 3-month period. But she bounced back well enough." Pearl says
"Pearl, has Pink started to select worlds?" Yellow says pushing Blue aside
"Yes, she's chosen this small blue world deeper into the galaxy for some reason." Pearl says
"Yeah that's Pink. Keep up updated on Pink's progress and the worlds she discovers." Yellow orders
"I knew it was a good idea to send you with her. Pink is still so young, and even if this is a game, she still needs protection. As soon as things get difficult for her, we'll be there for her." Blue says
"If I may say my Diamond, based on Pink's behavior and temperament if you were to do that Pink would be rather upset." Pearl says
"It's all for her own good. We have to the protect her from all threats, even the ones she doesn't think are threats. Like those Jabba's. Dirty Jabba's, trying to Jab Pink out of her pebbles, blew all those clods to stars above I sure did!" Blue says growling the last part
"Wait is that why we annihilated with the Jabba's planet, you said they had WMD's?" Pearl asks confused
"PEARL WHERE ARE YOU KEEP UP! You come up to my side you should be faster than Sapphire!" Pink yells from down the hall
"Just keep us updated." Yellow says before turning off the screen. Pearl inserts the device back into her gem before rejoining Pink and Sapphire
"Sorry my Diamond one of the panels were unsymmetrical and I had to correct it." Pearl says
"Your pearl's and your need for Symmetry." Pink says with a giggle as the doors open to the bridge
They were then greeted by a scene of the commander ruby trying to hold down the eyeball ruby. Eyeball having her knife raised as she clawed her way to an oblivious Spinel, the commander having her in a choke hold trying to stop her movement. The two then notice Pink and quickly get up dusting themselves and going awkwardly back to their stations.
"We just were…... checking your control pad." The commander said
"…. Right. Anyway, we have our destination, Peridot set our course to the little blue planet in the distance. That's where we begin our expansion!" Pink says stepping on the pad and pointing forward as Peridot salutes and starts working
Pink steps on her control pad and starts to get ready as Pearl stands to the side.
"Um…... my Diamond, do you know why we destroyed the Jabba Homeworld?" Pearl asks sheepishly
"Because they had WMD's duh, Blue told me. Funny thing before that war announcement I almost lost some pebbles to Jabba's in a bet. I mean I got them back, but man was that stupid I walked right into that. I felt so bad after putting them through that, luckily Blue was there to listen to my woes. Why you ask?" Pink asks
"No reason." Pearl says worriedly
Just then the ship took off towards the blue planet. Stars and planets flew past them and within a matter of minutes they arrived. Before a beautiful planet of blue, green, and white floated before them.
"Ooooooo, pretty~" Spinel says looking at the planet
"Sweet-stars-above. Peridot give me a cursory scan of the planet, what do we have?" Pink says amazed
"Yes, my Diamond!" Peridot says as she launches a probe from the ship, after 10 minutes the probe returned and Peridot projected a hologram of the planet in the center of the bridge
"My Diamond this planet is known as Earth, it is made up of 71% water. Core of the planet is molten, multiple climates detected and I am unable to give a clear definition. However, this planet is extremely rife with resources." Peridot says
"Give me a list." Pink says, just then Peridot did so. A Massive list appeared before pink and began to scroll down through thousands of resources Pink's smile growing every second.
"So much on this little orb." The Commander says amazed
"What this? What's this? Oh, what's that? And what that mean?" Spinel says poking the various sections on the list
"It means we hit the JACKPOT! YES, FIRST TRY!" Pink says ruffling Spinel's hair
"Congratulations my Diamond. I'm sure Yellow and Blue would be happy to see your new colony once you call-." Pearl says
"Um, my Diamond there is also the dominant species on the planet." Peridot says
"Species?" Pink says
"Yes, the planet is filled with organics, however the ruling species seems to identity as Human." Peridot says as a Hologram of human man walking down the street.
"Aw, look at them walking around. They think their gems." Pink says looking at the image with a small smile
"Semi-Intelligent, but nothing compared to us. They should be fairly easy to deal with." Peridot says as Pink continues looking at hologram with interest
"Well I'm sure Yellow will come up with a proper plan on how to approach this. We should call them and ask-." Pearl says
"Belay that call Pearl. We aren't calling them yet." Pink says
"WHAT?!" everyone asks surprised
"This is the moment I've been waiting for, the planet I've been waiting for! I can finally show them that my plan can work!" Pink says excited
"What plan?" Peridot asks
"The one she told me 154 times, while we were in the classroom. I can repeat it verbatim." Spinel says
"We are going to take over this planet ourselves, and subjugate the populace. Do you know with every passing year we go through colonies faster and faster? Soon there won't be any planets left for us to colonize, we are being to wasteful. We are not properly utilizing these resources to their fullest potential, the biggest one being the species on the planet. We usually just wipe them out, when instead we should be using them. With the proper leadership these races could be brought under the Gem Empire and work with us in maintaining the colony. Not only will that lower the number of gems made, but also allow the planet to prosper longer." Pink says proudly as Spinel stands behind her mimicking her movements and speech
"I'm…... sorry you want to use these…... things? Look at them they're useless! We should call the other Diamonds." Pearl says
"She's not gonna." Sapphire says
"Nobody's useless pearl. I mean they probably can't do much, but they can do stuff." Pink says pointing to the hologram
"I have to agree with the Pearl, my Diamond. Such an operation has never been done." Peridot says
"Well there's a first time for everything. It'll make it all the greater when I rub this in White's face. When I call them and tell them not only did I takeover a world by myself, but that the idea, THAT THEY SHOT DOWN COSNTANTLY, worked" Pink says with a grin
"My Diamond, I am not doubting you. But you can't believe we can conquer a whole world by ourselves." The Ruby Commander says
"Well not if we try fighting. That's why were gonna outsmart these Hue-mans! We'll pull control of the planet right from under their fleshy noses! They won't know what hit them!" Pink says proudly
"My Diamond I have to advise you against this action we should call the Diamonds." Pearl says
"Well then it's too bad you're not in charge. We're not calling them until we takeover." Pink says
"My Diamond I-!" Pearl interjects until
Clack
"What was that?" Pink asks
"Just some space debris, nothing to worry about. It's too small to do any damage." Peridot says
"What if it was bigger?" Spinel asks
"How big?" The Ruby commander asks
"That big." Spinel says pointing to the window and a massive satellite flying at them
Everyone let's out a panicked scream as it smashed into the bridge breaking the window. A Blow out happened as things began to get sucked out and everyone hanged onto something. Peridot pressed a button as a forcefield began to cover the hole. But Pink who was standing in the middle on her control pad was pulled out of the bridge and off the ship before the forcefield went up.
"MY DIAMOND!" Pearl screams as she watches Pink tumble towards the planet becoming a fireball as she entered the atmosphere
Beach City, Late at Night
On the beach of the small town three small houses stood before the waves. Two of the houses had 'FOR SALE' signs on them and were dark. The center one however had none and the lights were on. Inside the house was various moving boxes some open some closed, a TV and couch sat in the living room. And on the couch a boy with black hair, a star T-shirt, and flip flops sat. An open box sat by his side as he pulled out a phone and checked his messages having one
Will be home late Steven, just have to get some last-minute stuff finished at the wash. Get ready for your first day of school tomorrow love you
Steven smiled and typed Love you too. He sighed putting away his phone and reaching into the box. He then pulled out a bear with an MC chain necklace, and picture frame. In the frame was him a smiling balding man, and a large woman with large curly black hair. He smiled putting the frame on the table and getting up. He walked out of house onto the beach and sat on the sand looking out to the ocean.
"This place seems nice and all. But I still miss, my old town. It's a whole lot of new things I gotta deal with, I gotta make friends in school. I wonder what it will be like, I hope I'll make a good first impression." Steven says looking up into the sky
Then with a sparkle he saw a shooting start streaking across the sky. He let out a surprised gasp with a smile and closed his eyes tight as he held his hands together.
"Shooting-Star I wish… I wish… I wish I can make at least one friend in school. This is all very new and kinda scary for me and having one would make things a lot easier. Maybe you could send me an angel to be my friend, the nicest, most generous angel ever… Nah it doesn't have to be the nicest one. I really just want someone's who ready to listen and willing to take a chance with me. I'm not like most kids and I just want someone that understands and will be patient with me. If you grant my wish, I promise I'll be the bests friend to them ever. And take your time, I can wait." Steven says as he opens his eyes and looks up at the star smiling
Then he heard something it sounded like a scream and it was getting louder. He then noticed that the shooting star was getting bigger, looking like a fireball heading his direction. He watched wide-eyed as it slammed into the ocean before him. Then from it something flew out and began to skip across the water towards him. He heard pained grunts and yelps as it got closer to him. Once it reached land it hit hard and flipped into the air before landing on its feet before him.
"THANK YOU, ALL MY GEMS YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL!" Pink yells her eyes bouncing in her head as her body swayed clearly not all there mentally
"Uhhhhhh." Steven says looking up at the Giant Pink woman
"THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!" Pink yells before falling face first onto the sand unconscious
"…. Oh wow!" Steven says amazed looking at the downed gem
He slowly approaches Pink looking at her with intrigue and amazement. Just then a loud CRASH filled the air making Steven yelp. Just then it started to rain rather heavily on Steven and Pink. Steven shielded his face from the rain looking at Pink, making his decision he grabs Pink and starts dragging her across the sand.
It took a lot of work but Steven managed to get pink up the stairs and into his house. It was easier than he thought given how big she was but still took a lot. He grunted as he flopped the Pink woman onto the couch which barely held her, her legs coming off the side. Steven sighed in relief taking a moment to shake the rainwater from her hair. He leaves Pink for a moment grabbing some towels from the bathroom. After drying himself he brings some towels to the still unconscious Pink.
He is a bit unsure put drapes a towel over her upper body. He holds another towel and looks at Pink's massive hair water dripping from it.
"Wow, it's almost as big as moms." Steven says amazed looking at her
"It looks really poofy, I wonder how deep it is." Steven asks looking at her
Extending his index finger and then pushed it into the Pink mass of hair. It was as soft as it looked as it went to his wrist. And then his elbow, and then his shoulder, until he finally touched her head his face slightly in the hair now
"Wow, that deep." Steven says amazed pulling his hand out as he did, he grabbed a small metallic device. He examined it curiously before tossing it on the table beside Pink.
He then examines her again looking at her face and how peaceful it was. He looked at it deeply as if he was trying to remember something.
"She looks familiar, but I don't remember from where." Steven says looking at Pink, his eyes wandering down to her body and eying the gem. Steven let out an "Ooooooh" as he marveled at the gem, he touched it feeling the smoothness of her gem noting how it sparkled under the light.
And the Pink woke up
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Pink screamed looking at Steven
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Steven yelled looking at Pink who began to flail as she tried to stand up
"HOW DARE YOU-!" Pink yells standing up only to hit her head on a ceiling fan
She yelped holding her head stumbling forward only to then slam her leg onto the table. She shrieked holding her leg and jumping back flipping over the couch and rolling back. Steven peeked from over the couch at Pink who was nursing her leg until she locked eyes with Steven.
"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH A DIAMOND YOU-!" Pink yells in an intimidating voice standing up not realizing she was in an open doorway slamming the top of her head on the frame
"AAAAARGGH! STUPID, STUPID!" Pink shrieks falling on her rear. Steven watched as she held her head screaming through gritted teeth. She then let out a small sniffle as she held her head looking a bit sad.
"Oh, are you okay?" Steven asked coming over the couch
"Y-Y-you stay right there you-!" Pink says frantically trying to stand up
"The doorway." Steven says making Pink realize she was going to do the same thing again, so she scooted back and then stood up.
"Stay right where you are you-!" Pink says until she realized she was taller than the door frame and Steven could not see her face. So, she ducked under and stood her full height before Steven
"Just stay right there." Pink says exhausted
"So…... did the shooting star send you?" Steven asks
"What?" Pink asks annoyed
"The… shooting star… I wished on. Did it send you?" Steven asks cautiously
"Why would a star send me you fool?" Pink asks with a hint of disgust
"Cause I wished on it." Steven asks smiling
"….. you're a human aren't you." Pink asks looking at him for a moment
"Yyyyyesss." Steven said a little unsure with the answer
"Oh, my stars, this will be easier than I thought." Pink says with a giggle
"What?" Steven asks
"I WAS NOT SENT BY ANY STAR HUMAN! I AM THE RADIANT PINK DIAMOND OF HOMEWORLD! MEMBER OF THE GREAT DIAMOND AUHTORITY, LEADER OF THE MIGHTY GEM RACE! AND FUTURE RULER OF YOUR PITIFUL WORLD! You may bask in greatness." Pink say proudly hands on her hips nose up turned
"Oh-kay... I like your little skirt it's pretty." Steven says pointing to it
"Oh well, thank you." Pink says embarrassed not expecting the compliment
"GAH-I-It's not LITTLE," Pink gasped in offense. "It's aerodynamic, and glamorous!"
"Are you an alien?" Steven asked
"HOW DID YOU KNOW?! WHO TOLD YOU?!" Pink yells in a panic
"You just did say your apart of the gem race. And that you wanted to rule Earth. Plus, your 11ft tall and Pink with a rock out of your belly." Steven says pointing to her gem
"It's a Diamond. And yes, I am, a clearly superior being from your small (and admittedly adorable) fleshy forms. I have come to conquer your world in the name of the Gem empire. Submit yourself to me Human, resistance is futile!" Pink says sinisterly leering at Steven who looked at her confused
"….. You?" Steven says taking a moment to look at her head to toe
"Yes." Pink says
"You are going to take over the world?" Steven says
"Yes." Pink says
"By yourself?" Steven asks
"Of course, not you fool! I have a team of my planets most elite gems. Unstoppable, terrifying, a single one could decimate a dozen your flabby race with only a finger!" Pink says grinning evilly
"Where are they?" Steven asks
"Well they are…." Pink says proudly before stopping taking a moment to think leaving the two in silence
"WHERE ARE THEY?!" Pink screams going in a panic
"I FEEL OUT OF THE SHIP! I'M LOST, THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME! I'M ON AN ALIEN WORLD ALONE WITH NO HELP! SPINEL, PEARL, SAPPHIRE, ANYOOOOONE!" Pink cries falling to her knees in hysterics looking like she was on the verge of tears
"Hey, Hey it's okay. I'm sure your friends will find you." Steven says reaching out for Pink only for her to recoil
"Don't touch me human!" Pink yelps with a bit of fright in her voice
"Steven." Steven says
"Huh?" Pink asks
"My name isn't human, it's Steven." Steven explains
"So, you're a Ste-van not a human?" Pink asks confused
"No, I am human, my name is Steven Quartz Universe. Nice to meet you." Steven says
"Name? Oh, you mean your designation. Use the correct words, you simpleton!" Pink says
"Heh, I'll try to. Would you like to sit down, do you need help getting up?" Steven asks reaching out for her only to recoil
She looks at him suspiciously, but looks in his eyes and sees nothing that means any harm to her. It was like how Blue would look at her, but somehow different.
"I do not need help from an organic. However, I will give you the pleasure of touching me. Feel honored you will be the first and last of your race to do so." Pink says holding out her hand
Steven smiles taking her hand and helping her up. He guides her to the couch past anything low enough to hit her head. And sat her down, she got comfortable (or as comfortable as she could get bringing her knees up. As Steven sat across from her with a smile.
"So, Ste-Van are there other Ste-van's like you on this planet?" Pink asks
"Well I'm sure there are other people named Steven, but I'm the only Steven's that's like… well me." Steven says with a laugh
"OH! So, your rare?" Pink says slightly amazed
"Oh well thank you." Steven says blushing
"Hm, your dominical is primitive but possesses charm." Pink says looking around
"Domi-Oh you mean my house? Yeah, it's okay, though I missed my old house. But dad got the car-wash running and wanted to be close to his job, and Mom's still close to, but still." Steven says sadly
"So why don't you go back if you miss it so much?" Pink asks scratching her head
"What I just can't go back, my parent's decision is final. I just can't do stuff without asking them, what would I even do if I got there?" Steven asks
"Ugh, sounds like Blue, Yellow, and White." Pink says still scratching her head
"Those…. Were colors." Steven says
"AGH WHY IS MY HEAD SO ITCHY?!" Pink yells digging into her hair and scratching, until she felt something. She got a grip of it and pulled it out of her hair and held it before her.
Meow
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Pink yells as she tosses the Pink creature in the air only for it to flip in midair and land gently on Steven's lap
"Oh, there you air Lion." Steven said with a laugh
"WHAT THE BERYL IS THAT THING?!" Pink yells recoiling in her seat
"This is Lion, he's my cat. Isn't he cute, he was a gift from my mom?" Steven says as he holds out the Pink furred feline who looked at Pink uninterested
"That thing attacked me!" Pink says fearfully
"Nah, he probably just thought your hair was a pillow. It looks really fluffy." Steven says hugging his cat
"MY HAIR IS NO RESTING PLACE FOR A FLITHLY 4 LEGGED ORGANIC!" Pink shrieks holding her hair
"He's not filthy I cleaned him before I moved in. Isn't he cute?" Steven asks as he snuggles the uninterested Lion
"KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!" Pink shrieks
"Okay, but I can't promise anything Lion always does his own thing." Steven says as Lion rests on his lap. Pink scowling at the cat who could care less
"So…... why do you want to take over Earth?" Steven asks
"For glory of course, your pitiful planet shall be the first of my galactic conquests!" Pink says proudly
"First? You haven't done this before? Conquering worlds?" Steven asks
"Oh…... well…. N-no, but I have all the necessary skills needed to complete operation. This will be my first and greatest triumph of all time. When I rule a million planets millennia from now all will look back and see this moment Pink Diamond showed her true greatness to all." Pink says proudly
"So, you want a million planets?" Steven asks
"Or ¾ of a million, I'm a humble diamond." Pink says
"Sure, you are." Steven says deadpan
"My fellow diamonds always go on about their entire galaxies. How they have billions of gems who praise and worship they're rule..." Pink began to faulter a bit as she looked down sadly.
"How I should be more like them if I wanna be a Diamond like them. How if they can do it, I can do it to." Pink says sadly
"Must be nice, being so perfect and assured." Seeing how sad she looked, Steven got an idea and got onto his knees.
"Oh, great and powerful Pink Diamond," He saluted, putting on a deep voice in an attempt to praise her. "Thank you for your rule over us!"
Pink eyes widened as stars appeared in them. "My first minion!"
"I mean-of course you would do that. You realized that it would be best to be on the winning side before my inevitable victory." Pink said trying to correct herself
"Well since your team isn't here, I figured you would need some help until they show up." Steven said with a kind smile that made Pink blush
"….. Thank you." Pink whispered quickly
"What?" Steven asks
"NOTHING! WHAT?! SHUT UP!" Pink yells defensively
Knock Knock
Pink yelps upon hearing that jumping on the chair taking a defensive position. This made Steven laugh as he got up.
"Relax that's probably my dad." Steven said going to the door
"Da-ad? What is that? Some kind of human?" Pink asked
"Yeah he is. He raised me. He may be weirded out when he sees you, but he's seen weirder. He used to be a band." Steven says as he opens the door
"SEE'S ME? Wait I don't-!" Pink says as Steven opens the door to his house
Steven opens the door and finds nothing but ocean. He steps onto the porch looking around confused letting out a 'Huh?'. Just then four red blurs slammed into him pushing him into the house. Pink immediately shot up from the couch to see what was happening. And before her four of the rubies each grabbed Steven by one of his limbs and lifted him off the ground pulling on them.
"WAIT WHAT ARE YOU-OW-STOP IT! THAT HURTS!" Steven yelled straining
"RUBIES?! What are you-?" Pink said jumping over the couch
"MY DIAMOND!" Pearl yells as she runs to Pink and hugs her
"Pearl!" Pink said gratefully
"Oh, thank the stars you're okay! Peridot was right in her calculations for where you landed. I was so worried!" Pearl said burying her face in Pink gems
"Oh, come on Pearl, I'm an almighty Diamond you think something like a little tumble from orbit would hurt me?" Pink said
"Owowowowowowow!" Steven yells
"Wait the Human!" Pink says looking to Steven
"Did that disgusting thing hurt you? It trapped you in this horrible place for stars know what!" Pearl says hysterically
"Don't worry My Diamond we've got this handled." The commander says approaching the restrained Steven
"Oh-um-h-hi I'm Steven, would you please-?" Steven asks only to be stopped by a finger to the nose
"SILENCE YOU FILTHLY ORGANIC! You think you can keep our Diamond imprisoned in your pitiful hut." The commander says
"She landed on my front lawn." Steven says worriedly
"I SAID SILENCE! You touched our illustrious Diamond with your stinky flesh stubs. Any last words before I end your sad short existence in the name of Pink Diamond!" Ruby says as a metal gauntlet forms around her hand as she raises it
Steven was silent looking up at the gauntlet, and then the commander, and then the rubies holding him down that all looked the same, and Pearl who was still hysterically holding Pink, and then Pink who was looking at him.
"… You have got to be kidding me." Steven says in disbelief
"Strange words." The commander says with a shrug but the prepares to punch Steven
"HOLD IT RUBIES!" Pink yells grabbing the commander by the arm
"MY DIAMOND!" The all yell as they drop Steven to the ground
"You are not to harm this Human!" Pink says
"But my diamond it-!" the eye ruby says
"What he hurt me? Look at me I'm fine? And do you truly think something like that could harm an almighty diamond. Look at him! He so small and squishy, it hilarious." Pink says pointing to Steven with a chuckle
"Hey." Steven says offended
"My Diamond, even if it's not dangerous other humans can be. It will with no doubt tell the others of its species of this encounter putting us in danger, it must be eliminated!" Pearl says
"Heh heh, there's no need Pearl. He has already become my minion." Pink says
"Wha?" Pearl asks
"Just a few minutes ago he swore loyalty to my perfect self. See one look at me the humans know who's in charge." Pink says proudly
"I thought you said you were a humble Diamond." Steven says until getting lifted up by the arm Ruby
"What's your game fleshy? Is this some kind of trick trying to keep us here before the rest of your kind shows up? How did you know where we'd be?" arm ruby asks
"I didn't I just moved in here. And Pink was panicking and really scared and I just wanted to be nice." Steven says defensively
"Is this true, my diamond?" the commander asks
"Well, I mean it's an obvious exaggeration. Cause I would never be scared or panic is any situation…... but that is in decent but not to close proximity to the truth." Pink says sheepishly
"My Diamond why would you accept help from this thing?" Pearl asks
"Steven, my name is Steven." Steven says
"Because this is all part of my plan, to take over this world." Pink says
"Falling out of the ship was a part of your plan?" the leg ruby asks
"Eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh…. Anyway, he has been an excellent source of information. Like how his name is Steven and there are many Stevens, but he's a rare Steven." Pink says
"Not exactly true but alright. Can you please put me down, I have school tomorrow and I probably should be heading to bed?" Steven says
"What is this Skool? Some kind of base?" Pearl asks
"W-well it's a place kids like me go to learn stuff about the world." Steven says
"The world?" Pink says intrigued
"HA, you guys need to learn. You don't just come out knowing thing?" the belly ruby says
"Um, no." Steven says sheepishly
"Put him down Ruby." Pink commands the arm ruby who does so
"So, are you all called Ruby?" Steven asks
"Steven, I need to keep our meeting a secret. No other humans can learn of this, for the sake of the mission." Pink says kneeling down
"Oh well okay, if you say so. It's a promise." Steven says sticking out his pinkie
"Wha-what is this? Do I take it?" Pink asks
"No, it's…. well it's something humans do to show that we keep promises. It's symbolic." Steven says smiling. Pink hesitates but extends her own pinkie wrapping it around Steven's
"Now you have to keep a promise for me." Steven says
"YOU HAVE SOME NERVE ASKING OUR DIAMOND FOR ANYTHING!" Pearl yells
"It's okay Pearl. What do you want?" Pink asks
"I want to be able to see you again. You seem really nice and I want to get to know you." Steven says
"That is something I can do." Pink says smiling
"My Diamond we must return to the ship." Pearl says as Pink let's go and exits with the other gems to the porch
They and Steven walk out where Steven see's Pink leg's ship hovering over his house in all its splendor.
"What do you think? Pretty cool huh?" Pink asks
"Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh…..." Steven says gawking at the fact there was a giant pair of legs hovering over his house and the fact it had a perfectly shaped and shiny butt
"Look at him taken, by superior gem technology. So cute." Pink says smiling as a Pink light engulfs her and she and the rubies begin floating to the ship. Pearl however stays behind
"You do know Pink wants to take over your world and enslave your people correct?" Pearl asks
"Yes, she was very up front about that despite saying it's supposed to be secret." Steven says
"Then you truly wish to avoid the oncoming conquest?" Pearl says
"Eeeeeehhhh, is it oncoming though? Pink doesn't really scream evil space tyrant to me, I mean she has the mouth of one, but doesn't really seem…... scary." Steven says
"Are you insulting my Diamond?" Pearl asks
"No, no! I just mean she's nice. I like nice. Nice is Nice. Plus, she seems like she needs a friend, though it looks like she has a lot of them." Steven says
"We are not friends; we live to serve her." Pearl says
"You think that, but the way she was freaking out earlier makes me think she views you as something more." Steven says surprising Pearl
"…. Sorry for inconveniencing you." Pearl says as the light takes her
"No problem, have a nice night." Steven says waving as the ship begins to float up out of sight
"Well…... that was something. It will be wild if this was all a dream." Steven says entering his home and closing the door, just as a car pulled up to the house next to his
"PINK'S BACK!" Spinel yells jumping on Pink's head
"Hello spinel." Pink says simply as her friend's arms wrap around her face
"Was Steven as nice as the vision said." Sapphire asked
"You knew that was going to happen?" Pink asks
"Yes, but some red fools didn't want to listen." Sapphire says looking to the rubies
"Great to have you back my Diamond I'll get us back to space so we may gather ourselves." Peridot says
"Change that Peridot. Bring us to low orbit, enough to avoid detection. And keep a pin on that area we'll be going back." Pink says stepping on the control pad
"What why?" peridot asks
"Also look up any information with any Earth School's near the area I crashed. And Pearl pull up and image of Steven I know you recorded him." Pink says as Pearl and Peridot nod and do as they were told
"But again, my Diamond, why?" Peridot asks as Pink Examines the hologram of Steven
"Steven says school was a place that humans go to learn about the world. That seems like the perfect place to gather information on the earth and getting a firsthand experience of human-society." Pink says as she kneels down to look at the Steven hologram
"That sounds…... wise, my diamond. But how do you seek to achieve it?" Peridot asks
"That's simple Peridot, INFILTRATION!" Pink says proudly as her body began to glow
All the gems marveled as they watched Pink's form morph and change shape
"MY GEMS THIS WILL BE THE START OF OUR CONQUEST! For when their star rises, we become THE ENEMY!" Pink says as her eyes glow maliciously
(Note: And that a departure you all weren't expecting. Yep Steven is fully human in this story and will be accompanying Pink on her Mission of planetary domination. If you like what you've read please leave a review I really appreciate it and will reply ASAP ^^