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Author's note: This is dedicated to the very sweet JemilyPLLGleek78-10.
Hanna-Boo and the rude kids
14 year old Hanna Marin is not happy. She has to go on the school camping trip and she hate camping and at this point in her life, Hanna is still shy and chubby or Hefty Hanna as Alison DiLaurentis call her.
"Mommy, me don't wann go..." says Hanna.
"You have to, girl. It's a required school activity." says Ashley Marin.
"Can't we say that I'm sick?" says Hanna.
"No, faking being sick like that is bad. Be a good kid, Hanna." says Ashley.
"Poop!" says Hanna in slight anger.
She put on baggy pink sweatpants and a yellow t-shirt.
Then she grab her My Little Pony backpack.
"Nice. You're ready now. I'll drive you to school, Hanna." says Ashley.
Ashley drive Hanna to school.
"Have fun, little Hanna." says Ashley as she drop Hanna off at school. "Be a good kid."
"Me will be good, but today's not gonna be fun. Me hate camping." says Hanna.
She has no idea that for a very specific reason, a few years later, she will love camping.
Hanna grab her bags and walk into the school building where she find her friends Spencer, Aria and Emily.
"Oh, hi, Hanna." says Emily, happy to see Hanna.
"Hi, Em. I am not happy 'cause me don't wanna fo on camping-poop." says Hanna.
"Relax, it's gonna be fun." says Aria, who love camping.
"Not for little cutie me. I am not strong." says Hanna.
"Don't worry, Hanna. We're all here for you." says Spencer.
"Well, hello there, Hefty Hanna." says Alisona s she show up just in time to be able to say something rude to Hanna.
Hanna looks like she's going to cry.
"Chill, sweetie. I am here so you should be soooo super-happy now." says Alison, being all fake-nice.
"Happy? It's camping-day..." says Hanna, all sad.
"Woman up! Be cool, be happy, be relaxed 'cause Ali D's in da house." says Alison, trying to give Hanna a hug.
Hanna back away in fear, not wanting Alison to touch her.
"Ya afraid of me? Why? I've always been the most sweet friendly chick in town since the day I was born." says Alison.
"No." says Hanna.
"No? Everyone's aware of the fact that I am Rosewood's sweet awesome princess and someday when I am an adult I'll be queen of the town." says Alison.
"Ali, don't be mean to Hanna." says Spencer.
"What? I'm tryin' to help her." says Alison.
"Not really. You're rude to her." says Spencer.
"I am so not, Hastings!" says Alison as she snap and get angry.
"I am never afraid of you." says Spencer in a hard serious tone.
"You should be." says Alison.
"Ain't gonna happen, Alison!" says Spencer, getting angry too.
"Kill me, that's only makin' me seem more sexy!" says Alison, all sassy and confident.
"I'd never kill you, Ali." says Spencer.
"You're not brave enough to kill another chick." says Alison.
"Sure I am, but to kill is a crime." says Spencer.
"Ha! You're afraid to hurt me." says Alison with a slutty rude laugh.
"No, not true." says Spencer as she grab Ali and hold her against the wall.
Alison feel true fear, which is rare for her.
"See? I am badass." says Spencer.
"I'll make you pay for that, Spencer!" says Alison in anger.
20 minutes later.
"Okay, kids. It's the school camping trip. This year it's my turn to be the teacher in charge of that." says Mr George Eddington, the Biology teacher.
Every 14 year old student of the school stand in front of him.
"Me hate camping." mumbles Hanna.
"So weak." thinks Alison.
"Now, be nice kids. This is supposed to be fun. We'll sit by the campfire, tell stories, sing and yummy burgers and all that good stuff. Don't whine." says Mr Eddington.
Mr Eddington starts to check the bags of every student to make sure that no kid is trying to bring forbidden items along.
It seems all kids have only allowed stuff, until he get to Alison and find her porn magazines and her dildo.
"Miss DiLaurentis, these are against the school policy." says Mr Eddington as he take Alison's items, making Alison angry.
"Stop! That's my treasures!" says Alison in anger.
Mr Eddington simply ignore Alison and continue on to the rest of the students.
Next time he find forbidden thing is in Noel Kahn's bag.
"Beer and a knife? That's much worse than what Alison had. I take these." says Mr Eddington.
No other student has forbidden stuff.
14 minutes later, Mr Eddington and the students are on a bus on the way to the camping place a few miles outside Rosewood.
"Spencer, you'll regret trying to hurt me!" thinks Alison as she play a video game on her phone.
"Aria, protect me please." says Hanna.
"Of course, Hanna. Spencer and I will keep ya safe." says Aria.
"Yay. Thanks." says Hanna, giving Aria a hug.
"No problem." says Aria.
"Hanna, we'll make sure Ali won't be rude to you." says Spencer.
"Shit...no." thinks Alison, who hear this.
Alison hate that Aria and Spencer will protect Hanna.
Once they arrive at the camping site, Mr Eddington goes over some important rules that all the students must follow.
"Kids, no boys in the girls' cabins and the other way around, during the night-time. No nudity swimming. No fist-fights. All kids must be sleeping in their cabin by standard bed-time by school rules, which is 10 at night. Don't be rude to each other. Breakfast is 7.30 in morning and lunch the same time as regular school days and dinner at 17.00. All other rules from school apply here, so no naughty dirty activities of any kind." says Mr Eddington, sounding more stric than he usually does.
Alison hold up her hand says "Do we get to watch adult TV stuff in the cabins?"
"No, absolutely not. And their are no TV in the cabins at all." says Mr Eddington.
"What? No TV...that's crazy." says Alison.
"Shut up, young lady." says Mr Eddington.
Alison decides to be a bit sweet and not talk back.
"One final rule...the purpose of this camping trip is to have fun and make friends so I want all of you to work towards that goal. Now, go to your cabins." says Mr Eddington.
The students walk to the cabins.
Each cabin has room for 4 students.
Hanna, Emily, Aria and Spencer are lucky to all be in the same cabin.
Alison get a cabin with Bridget Wu and Bridget's two best buddies Naomi Zeigler and Riley Wolfe.
Noel get a cabin with Lucas Gottesman and two other random boys.
Lucas as well as the other two are unhappy, since Noel bully them.
Mona Vanderwaal get to share a cabin with 3 other girls, Cindy Marlow, Phoebe Thomsen and Jenny Laurenburg.
Mona is lucky that Ciny, Phoebe and Jenny are sweet.
"Opsss..." says Hanna as she fart a bit by accident.
"Ewww." says Emily.
"Sorry, Em." says Hanna.
"It's fine, we do this." says Emily as she open the window of the cabin so the stink of Hanna's fart can fade away.
The next day.
"Hanna's a loser." says Alison and Noel, being rude and not nice.
"What...? Me no loser..." says Hanna, all sad.
"Don't whine, Hefty Hanna." says Alison, being fake-sweet so she can manipulate Hanna.
"Please, me not hefty!" says Hanna as she begin to cry.
"Yes, you're hefty. We all know that." says Alison.
"Indeed, Hanna. You're fat." says Noel.
"No!" says Hanna through her tears.
"Little Hanna-Boo, be happy. Noel and me wanna help you." says Alison.
"Help me?" says Hanna, still crying.
"Yes. help ya to be less fat and weak." says Alison.
"You two, stop bully Hanna or I will tell Mr Eddington." says Spencer.
"Back away, Hastings!" says Noel as he punch Spencer in the face, making it hurt and blood fall from Spencer's nose.
"I'm telling Me Eddington." says Spencer as she walk away.
20 minutes later.
"Alison...Noel...you will be punished for the way you bully Hanna and hurt Spencer. You're both on kitchen duty." says Mr Eddington.
"No! Not kitchen duty." says Alison.
"Fuck the stupid crappy kitchen duty." says Noel.
"Stop! No such bad words, Noel. You and Alison won't get to take part in all the fun later today." says Mr Eddington.
3 hours later, it is lunch-time and as part of being forced to do kitchen duty, Alison and Noel has to, against their will, hand out lunch when the other kids stand in line to get lunch.
"Do ya really want food, Han? You're so dang fat already." says Alison when it's Hanna's turn.
"Ali, please be nice..." says Hanna.
"I heard you, Alison. Don't be rude to Hanna." says Mr Eddington.
"Eat asshole, old perv!" says Alison.
"That's it, you're going from kitchen duty to cleaning toilets." says Mr Eddington in nager as he grab Alison away from the food counter and pull her along to a bathroom where he make her clean the toilet.
"You are evil disgusting man!" says Alison.
62 minutes later.
Hanna, Aria, Emily and Bridget play card games at a table by the lake.
"Why do you girls hang with Hanna? She's a little fat loser." says Noel as he show up.
"Stop. Hanna's very sweet." says Aria.
"Aria, kiss me and I promise to be nice to Hanna for an entire hour." says Noel with an evil smile.
"No." says Aria, who has a bit of a crush on Noel, despite the fact that he is a bully and a bad kid.
Aria manage to control herself and not allow her little crush on Noel affect her.
"Then I'll continue to bully Hanna. Hanna, you're so fat and stupid. Nobody can ever love you." says Noel, all evil and rude.
"So true. Hanna can never get a boyfriend 'cause no boy wanna cuddle with a shy insecure loser-girl." says Alison as she walk up and stand next to Noel as if she was his girlfriend or something.
"Back off and leave Hanna alone!" says Bridget in a serious confident tone.
Noel and Alison walk away.
This is before Bridget started drinking and became a spoiled rich brat type of girl.
"Thanks, BeBe." says Hanna.
"No problem, Han." says Bridget.
BeBe is Hanna's nickname for Bridget.
"Yay." says Hanna.
Hanna gives Bridget a hug.
At this point in time, Hanna and Bridget are still buddies, but their friendship will fail when Bridget fall in love with alcohol and refuses Hanna's help to stop drinking too much.
Bridget and Hanna has been friends since kindergarten when Bridget saved Hanna from an evil boy who wanted to steal Hanna's beloved pink plushie bunny.
The girls resume their card game.
Spencer is in the cabin, reading a book.
It is a book about animals.
"Okay, nice..." says Spencer, talking about what she read in the book.
The book is very old and was given to Spencer for christmas a few years ago as a gift from her mom.
"Yeah." says Spencer.
50 minutes later.
"Yum, yum." says Hanna, eating some ice cream in bed while reading a cute book.
Hanna is happy.
Aria is in her bed, playing a game on her phone.
Cell phones are actually allowed, if they are set to restricted by a parent and Aria's phone is set to that very setting.
The day before, Ella Montgomery set Aria's phone to restricted so Aria could bring it along.
Alison and Noel have no phones, since their phones were not set to restricted.
Emily is swimming in the lake.
"Yay." thinks Emily, who love to swim.
Spencer sit on the shore, watching and writing in her diary.
"Is the water warm?" says Spencer.
"Sort of..." says Emily.
There's no adult watching when Emily swim, but Emily is so good at swimming that there's nothing to worry about.
Hanna walk to one of the bethrooms to poop, but unfortunately she happen to go to one where Alison is cleaning the toilet.
"Hi, Hanna." says Alison as she grab Hanna and force Hanna to drink the mix of pee and water straight from the toilet.
Hanna puke and cry.
Alison laught, happy over what she did to Hanna.
Lucky for Hanna, Mr Eddington show up and he punish Alison when Hanna tell him what Alison did.
"You are evil and ugly!" says Alison.
"Shut up!" says Mr Eddington.
Later at dinner.
The dinner is fried fish, tomato sauce and potatoes.
Aria, Hanna, Emily, Spencer, Bridget, Naomi and Riley sit by the same table.
Fortunately for them, Alison stay calm and nice during the entire dinner like a good kid.
"Em, did you have fun swimmin' earlier?" says Aria.
"Yeah, it was awesome." says Emily.
"Cute." says Aria.
"Yay." says Emily.
"Me is happy that Ali not evil right now." says Hanna.
"I understand." says Emily.