Ken was walking down the street when a giant claw grabbed him and as he struggled to get to his cards he turned to see Goma up and he said, "Look I don't do knock off boots why would I do knock off man? So cut this yandere be ass clone dome!" He said clearly not liking this.
Goma smirked, "I can change your mind easy as putting the brain drill into it it!" his evil tone and what he said was enough to Make Ken scream for help, "HELP HELP ALIEN!"
In a moment Pinkie showed up and summoned out her Deinonychus only for Goma to put two cards to his activator as he said, "Mammoth show them who's cold! And field card Ice age forest!"
In a moment Pinkie pie and her dinosaurs found themselves in a snow covered forest with a mammoth letting out a toot of rage before charging.
Pinkie Jumped and to her shock her Three Ninja dinosaurs were stuck shivering in the cold she sneezed and shivered herself, "This is unfair as it comes!" she stated as she watched the Mammoth pick one of the dinosaurs up with it's trunk and use it as a hammer to smash the other making them vanish one tusk slam later the third one was dead and the card reformed in Pinkie's hand as the field vanished.
Pinkie pie pulled out her phone and sent a message, "GOMA CLONE WITH MAMMOTH KIDNAPPED KEN! BUT WHEN BATTLING THE MAMMOTH THE BATTLE FIELD IS AN ICE AGE FOREST MAKING OUR DINOSAURS FREEZE IN PLACE CAN'T USE DINOS!"
Meanwhile at the D-lab everyone got the message as the Mammoth was on the nice.
Reese adjusted her glasses and let out a flat, "Well this is going to be one Mammoth of a story!"
Zoe looked to her sister in shock and gasped, "She told a joke!" she seemed scared.
Max held out his crystal hand his pony up horns tail and ears appearing as the purple mist came form his eyes and he formed a crystal spear, "Big deal! News flash people We hunted those things to extinction with wooden spears and bows and arrows, combined with our brains! It's a joke! Plus it's the middle of summer and it's covered in hair!" he said pointing to the screen as the Mammoth was slowing down clearly getting heat stroke, as police shoot at it the shoots landing.
Sunset shimmer held her chin and blinked before saying, "he right! The cops can handle this one let's go save Ken! But were would the alien take Ken?"
Twilight smirked and said, "Goma is an genetically altered version of Max some how he has Max's memories of the time of cloning, so for purpose of this let's assume Goma thinks like Max!"
Rarity smiled and said, "Ok Max!" she said holding his hand, "Ken is your Ex and Goma clearly remembers him were would you take him if you kidnapped him?"
Max held his hand before he hit the floor with the back end of the spear, "I got it!"
Soon the group now joined by Pinkie pie were at a closed down Club the sigh had fallen off and Max smiled and said, "It's a few miles form the camp we meet at and we always snuck out to it! at the time it was a crossdresser club of with Ken is proudly one, mostly because he comes form a family of Kabuki artiest to the point his dad was teaching him how to look like a lady sense he was ten… let's let that one go for a bit!" he said catching it!
Zoe was fanning herself red with steam coming out of her ears, "This isn't fair! We are both bi but you have epic ex-boyfriend stories to tease me with but I don't have any ex-girlfriend stories! Just a bad first date story!" she said growling about it.
Applejack blinked and asked, "Did you do any of that there cross dressing!?"
Max rolled his eyes, "once because Ken begged me to try it I didn't like it and never did it again!" Zoe had nose bleed.
Pinkie pie was groaning happily as she said, "Happy yoai time! Yay!"
Rainbow dash was holding her bleeding nose with a tissue as she happily said, "yep! So what makes you think Goma would be here now that it's closed?"
Fluttershy had her fingers crossed muttering, "please be something romantic or hot!"
Max rolled his eyes and sighed, "Sorry Fluttershy, what makes me think they would be here is because Goma has my memories and he remembered Ken saying he always want to be married here! So if this Goma clone is really in to Ken then!"
he opened door and there was Ken hands tied behind his back and tape over his mouth he was in a simple white wedding dress stockings heels and white gloves and had hair and make up tone making him looking like a cute girl with a-cup angst.
Zoe blinked before letting out a yell of ,"OK HOW IS HE PULLING THAT OFF BETTER THEN I WOULD!" She seemed half jealous half curious.
Ken let out a muttered cry and Pinkie said, "Ken said it's his legs it's a curse!" Ken nodded.
In a moment everyone jumped to avoid a charge form a saber tooth tiger and when Zoe tried to summon her Dinosaur it didn't work.
Max rolled his eyes as he held that crystal spear, "Really a jammer! Dude we got magic!" everyone ponied up our unicorns slash alicorns gaining horns.
Sunset smiled as she fired off a magic beam making the saber toothed cat move to the left right for applejack to round house kick it making it turn into a card.
In a moment Goma blinked before gasping and he looked down to see the crystal spear in his gut as he gasped, "Still five more of me!" he said as he throw up orange alien blood and fell over dead.
Pinkie pie ripped the ropes off of Ken and the boy removed the tape and gasped, "I don't know what's worst this day or the fact this is all designer labels, I mean the alien put me in a dress and with hair and make up work I am wearing thousands of usa Dollars here! I mean shit dam! This Goma took stalker to a new level I wasn't ready for! Now can we find Eo's card and my activator it's somehere in here and I will be needing this before heading off to go put this in my close!"
Everyone looked at him funny as he said, "I just said this is worth thousands I'll keep it till I am really getting married or give it to someone who is that's my size for half as much! I am taking a bad day and making it into a pay day! But the heels are a bit large for my taste even if I can still walk in them just fine! Just not modest!"
Rarity smiled as she said, " Ken it is an honor to have you on the team!" she said fanning herself.
Zoe looked to Max fanning herself as she said, ".. you went barbarian and speared him!" she said in shock fanning herself.
sunset set then let out a yell of " I KNOW! IT WAS HOT AND ONLY MORALLY OK AS IT WAS AN EVIL CLONE!"
Ken smiled as he said, "I found my Eo's card and activator!" he said holding them, "they where in this Goma's pockets."
Pinkie pie snapped her fingers, "The Mammoth make it the ice age while fighting another card creature was a move card he called it a field card!" she said pointing to him.
Ken put a finger to his chin and said, "Ok so he made a new type of card and it's not just dinosaurs we got ice age animals too! But kind of useless in the middle of a heat wave! When it gets cold we look out for long face short bears ironic name as it's so fucking big!"
To be continued.