We open the show with the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo arriving in the parking lot. The slide in door of the van opens as a bunch of smoke emerges from the van. Out walks Jaxon Caruso with the NAW World Championship on his shoulder without a shirt, wearing his MMA Shorts and gloves. Of course he has flip flops and has a blunt in his mouth. Taryn Summers runs up on the champ with a microphone.
"Jaxon! Jaxon!" Taryn said.
"No interviews." Jaxon said as Alex Drake steps out of the van in the background wearing a Ruffian T-Shirt.
"Man, that Championship party was lit." Alex pats Jaxon on the back.
"It's still going on." Jaxon said.
"Uh, Jaxon." Taryn said.
"I said no interviews dude. Just chill." Jaxon said, before handing her his blunt. "Just smoke some grass and chill with us."
"Jaxon, I don't want an interview. Everyone's looking for Ricky." Taryn said.
"He's in the van." Alex Drake said.
"Yo Ricky! Get out here bro." Jaxon shouts into the van. Suddenly a shirtless Ricky Vasquez walks out.
"Why are you wearing Granny Panties?" Taryn asked, slightly disgusted as the camera pans downward to reveal that is all Ricky is wearing (No shoes either. What an animal)
"Because I just had sex with a MILF and I took her panties." Ricky Vasquez said, before a very saggy skinned lady, at least in her nineties came out of the van and slapped Ricky on the butt.
"I'll leave you my pussy in my will." The old lady said, before pulling out her walker and slowly starting to walk away from the Ruffian's and Taryn. Alex and Jaxon shake their heads at Ricky.
"I'm hitting that." Ricky said going for a high five only to be left hanging.
"We aren't high enough to be proud of that." Jaxon said.
"Um, Ricky, everyone's looking for you." Alex told him.
"Why? Am I getting an award?" Ricky asked.
"Actually, you have a match up next….. Against Jason Sabre." Taryn said, causing Ricky to almost shit his granny panties.
"I don't even have ring gear!" Ricky shouts.
"You're going to have to wrestle like that. The match is…. Right now" Taryn said before we cut to the intro.
S.P.I.R.I.T.
(We open the intro, set to Bring me the Horizon's 'Happy Song' as we see Cheerleaders performing a cheerleading routine on what looks to be a football field. Of course, they're wearing short skirts and tops that reveal their midriff.)
Spirit, let's hear it
(The camera pans over to reveal a crowd and then a wrestling ring, where Jason Sabre is standing with the NAW World title)
S.P.I.R.I.T.
(We see the New Shield step on the ring apron. Then from behind Jason, Revolution steps onto the ring.)
Spirit, let's hear it
(We see a Lowrider park in a parking lot, before a boot is seen stepping onto the outside ground)
Let's go!
(Sofia Reynoso then steps completely out of the lowrider and walks off into the distance)
I've had enough
(Back inside the 'arena', we see Chris Wolf and S.I.N are seen stepping out from behind the bleachers and heads toward the ring)
There's a voice in my head
(We see CJ Hawk jumping rope in a gymnasium, before looking at his watch and walking away.)
Says I'm better off dead
(We see a Limo pull up so Freddy Escobar can step out in his ring gear)
But if I sing along
(Christian Helmsley pulls up next to Freddy in a Limo Hummer, before stepping out)
A little fucking louder to a happy song
(We see Savanna Star leading the cheerleading team in some sort of cheer)
I'll be alright
(We see Sofia throwing Roxy Rotten headfirst into a locker, before continuing down the hall)
You want to give up
(We see the ring is surrounded by NAW Wrestlers until Detrick Cyrus pushes past everyone and slides into the ring
Gave it all that you've got and it still doesn't cut
(Detrick and Jason have a staredown, before going in separate directions and hitting Suicide Dives on everyone)
But if you sing along
(Sofia is seen walking past Reiko in the hall. Reiko looks ready to fight)
A little fucking louder to a happy song
(Suddenly La Rebelion appears behind her. Reiko looks at all the members, looking lastly at Alexis.)
You'll be just fine 'cause
(We see Robert Reeves bench press Ced into CJ Hawk from in the ring to the outside)
Every now and again we get that feeling
(We see Jason hitting DJ Kingston with a Final Blow before standing up not noticing Mark Jacobs behind him)
And the great big void inside us opens up
(We see Natalia Rodriguez do a Crossbody off the top turnbuckle on Nyx Rosewood and Ava Knight)
And I really wish that you could help
(We see Savannah leading the cheer squad, before all the cheerleaders fall down)
But my head is like a carousel
(Savannah turns around to Alexis Espinoza, Jesus, Phoenix and Rey Aguayo holding baseball bats)
And I'm going round in circles
(We see the Ruffian smoking some Kush on the bleachers watching the right)
I'm going round in circles
(We see Papa Hawk watching the brawl in and around ring from a box, before feeling a tap on his shoulders)
S.P.I.R.I.T.
(Papa Hawk turns around and nearly has a heart attack when he sees Sofia Reynoso)
Spirit, let's hear it
(Sofia goes to punch Papa Hawk before it turns into a transition to the NAW War logo)
"Dawg, it is time for another edition of War and boy we gotta a juicy night, just like dat Doja Cat. Shucky Ducky Quack Quack." Asher T introduces us.
"I don't know what type of cat that is, but later tonight we will see Mark Jacobs versus Chris Wolf in a battle between two men who lost at NAW Four. Also the NAW Tag Team title tournament continues with Revolution taking on New Shield" Michael hypes
"But dat Ace, Jason Sabre is in the ring waiting for dat boy Ricky." Asher T said.
"WHERE IS RICKY?" Chants the crowd as Jason paces back and forth impatiently, over Ricky's lateness.
Gummy by BROCKHAMPTON
The crowd is mixed, chanting 'You are tardy' as Ricky comes down to the aisle toward the ring in nothing but Granny Panties. Jason looks insulted and disgusted. NAW World Champion Jaxon Caruso and Alex Drake are right behind Ricky, following him down, until they stop as they see Jason Sabre hit Ricky with a Suicide Dive the second he gets close to the ring. The crowd cheers as Jason stands up, looking at Jaxon. He drags Ricky up and turns the granny panties into a thong by giving him a massive wedgie as he throws him back into the ring. The ref calls for the bell as Sabre literally punt kicks Ricky between the butt cheeks causing Ricky to fly up in the air like a cartoon. Ricky is rolling around on the ring mat with his lover's underwear between his crack and pain in the anal area.
"HE DESERVES IT!" Chants the sick crowd of NAW
Jason then picks Ricky up and delivers a hard Final Blow, smashing Ricky's head into the ring, before pinning him, not taking an eye off Jaxon.
1…..2…..3!
"Here is your winner, Jason Sabre."
"Jason Sabre just squashed Ricky with authority." Michael comments.
"Man, he deserves it. The boy ruined everything!" Asher T said as Jason asks for a mic.
"Hey Jaxon…."
The crowd cheers Jason as Caruso stands on the outside with the title on his shoulder.
"You made Mark Jacobs tap out to win that World title. I'm not going to make excuses. You took advantage of the rules. I wouldn't have even tried to beat me if I was in your shoes. I would've went for one of the other two as well. But that doesn't change the fact that you never beat me. You never choked me out. You never tapped me out. You're walking around with the World title on one shoulder and a chip on the other, because you can't beat me….So, I'm not going to beg you. I'm above that. I'm going to demand and get what I want"
Jason Sabre leaves the ring and gets right in Jaxon's face on the aisle. Jaxon doesn't move or seem scared.
"In one month, NAW has another Pay-Per-View set up. How about we have Caruso-Sabre Two…. for real. No last minute changes. Just you and me in the main event of the biggest show this craphole will ever see for the NAW World Championship. You want to be the Champion. You want to be the man. Then beat the best goddamn wrestler on this fucking planet or just vacate title and go play 'That 70's Show' with Hyde and Eric over here"
Jaxon takes the mic from Jason.
"You're on dude!" Jaxon accepts to a huge pop.
"AW MAI GOODNESS! CARUSO-SABRE TWO IS OFFICIAL DAWG!" Asher T cheers
"This is monumental news. When we come back the tag title tournament continues!" Announces Michael as Jaxon and Jason staredown.
(Ad Break)
"Welcome back to NAW. The New Shield's Furno Moxley and Raptor Reigns are in the ring with Christian McIntyre and Clay Marrow, ready to take their problems into the ring and determine who will advance to the now named Caruso vs Sabre Two in the finals of the NAW Tag Team Championship tournament." Michael said as we go to the ring where the two teams accompanied by Ava Knight and Nyx Rosewood respectively.
The bell rings as Christian McIntyre and Furno Moxley rush at each other, engaging in a hockey fight. Of course, the bigger Christian wins. Christian picks Furno up and Irish Whips him into the ropes, before Moxley rebounds into a battering ram headbutt. Christian picks Furno up and tosses him into his teams corner, before doing a Corner Clothesline. He tags in Clay Marrow. Christian pulls Furno back and a Bucklebomb as Clay hits a elevated Kick to the back of Furno's in. Clay then enters the ring with a Slingshot Famousaur. Clay pins Furno.
1…. Kick out
Clay grabs Furno's arm and does a Knee drop across it, before grabbing his other hand and starting to do Danielson Stomps. The crowd counts along.
'1. 2. 3. 4. 5'
Suddenly he goes so fast that the NAW Crowd can't keep up. Furno is bleeding from his mouth as Clay's shoe is imprinted on his face. Raptor enters the ring and clotheslines Clay from behind to stop him. Christian enters the ring and Clotheslines Raptor. Reigns gets up as McIntyre runs at him only for Raptor to Back Body Drop him over the ropes. The ref tries to get Raptor to back up. With the ref distracted Clay Marrow is low blowed from behind by Furno Moxley.
"Ref he cheated!" Chants the crowd, trying to snitch, but the ref is busy with Raptor and ignores it.
Furno just laughs as his arm stays between his leg. He slowly removes his arm as Clay falls down. Raptor finally gets out of the ring and runs around to hit Christian with a Spear! In the ring Furno Moxley hits the Infernal Device. Furno goes for the pin.
1….. 2….. 3!
"Here are your winners and advancing to the finals, The New Shield!"
"Furno Moxley cheated. But the New Shield advance." Michael comments
"Cheating? Dawg, where I'm from daz called trying. Furno Moxley using dem hood stratz." Asher T comments
We see Freddy in front of a vending machine when Caesar walks up to him.
"Freddy!" Caesar said.
"Caesar, great timing. Can I borrow a dollar?" Freddy asked
"No! Where the hell was DJ at Four?" Asked Caesar
"I don't know man. He hasn't talked to me since I bitch slapped him." Freddy Escobar said.
"That bitch slap cost me the tag titles." Caesar said.
"Hey, don't worry. Me and Detrick are still in and-"
"You and Detrick? That's the problem Freddy. It shouldn't have been you and Detrick. It should've been me and DJ. Or even me and Dylan. I know you're the leader, but you don't need all the titles or a reunion tour with your brother. It's tearing the Monarchy apart." Caesar said, before walking past Freddy.
We cut to a gym where Robert Reeves is doing Bench Presses with shorts and underarmour with his airpods in, before Christopher Helmsley walks up in Gym shorts and a tank top.
"Robert, I know you're in the middle of a workout, but I have some bad news. Our match for next week has been cancelled. I just pulled my groin on the treadmill." Christopher said, only to be ignored as Robert continues to Bench Press. "Hey…."
Christopher is irritated and pulls an airpod out of Robert's ear. Robert throws his weight down and sits up, annoyed. Hemlsley throws the airpod down and stomps on it. Robert's widen with anger. Upon seeing this, Christopher runs away, knowing he's about to die. Reeves stands up with only one airpod, looking down at the broken one, before looking up in the direction Helmsley ran off in-
Static
Suddenly the scene transitions to Alexis Espinoza frantically walking outside the arena toward a production truck.
"Why do you need us to beat up the production workers Alexis?" Asked the voice of Rey Aguayo as he steps into frame with Jesus.
"And why did you make Phoenix steal the camera from the cameraman? I'm stronger. I should be holding it." Jesus said, not noticing the middle finger (Probably of Phoenix) appearing behind him in the shot.
"Because of this." Alexis said, holding a DVD.
"Alexis, we have Netflix, Hulu and Disney Plus. We don't need physical media." Jesus said.
"No idiot. It's what's on the DVD. It isn't a movie. Also I got one of the guys in the truck to have us be live instead of a Chris Wolf interview that no one asked for. We needed a camera." Alexis said, before walking up the stairs to the production truck and opening the door.
"You're not supposed to be in here!" A voice is heard as Aguayo and Garza enter from behind. Phoenix is a little behind with the camera but we hear punches and things getting thrown around.
"Cut to commercials!" Screams a different voice
"You're going to do what we say or else you're getting the Queen's wrath." Alexis Espinoza's voice is heard
"Get security!" Another says, before there's a sudden blackout.
(Commercial Break)
We return, not to the ring or the chaos happening in the production truck. Instead we get security video in black and white. It's Savanna Star walking down the hall of what looks to be a hotel room. Savanna looks to the left and then the right before knocking on the door….
The door opens
And Papa Hawk is standing their in a robe. He puts his arm around Savanna and guides her inside.
We cut back to the announce team. Michael looks stunned. Asher T on the other hand-
"My boy gettin' some that young thot love! Good for Papa Hawk dawg!" Asher T cheers.
"Asher, do you not realize what this means? Savanna has had Papa Hawk in her pocket. No wonder she was added to the Womens title match. Alexis just exposed Savanna." Michael explains.
"Listen meng, you gotta keep dem girls happy. Papa Hawk is a sugar daddy that owns the candy factory." Asher T said.
"There has to be ramifications for this. There just has to be-" Michael said.
Enemy in me by Marwood Fall
The crowd boos loudly as Chris Wolf comes out with Caliban, Lucian, Fenris and Emily Scarlett come out. Chris looks like he's upset…. So his usual demeanor. He gets a microphone.
"CUT HIS MIC!" Chants the crowd before he even talks.
"No! Shut up! Everyone shut up! I can't believe that someone in the production truck cut my interview time, before my historic main event match short for the Mexican's exposing Savanna Star for being a tramp. Who would rather watch that when you can listen to me?" Chris said
"WE DO!" Chants to the annoyance of Chris.
"You know what?! You people are very disrespectful. You know what else is disrespectful? The fact that Jason Sabre just had to ask for a title match and they instantly decided to give him one and name a Pay-Per-View in his name. I didn't get pinned either! Where's my title rematch?!"
Suddenly Chris hears cheers, confusing him.
"Hey! Something's going on up on the entrance aisle!" Michael Hawkins interrupts the rant as Mark Jacobs had just been thrown into the NAW Arena by someone. Mark lays on the floor.
"What the hell happened to him?" Chris Wolf asked. Suddenly….
Miseria Cantare- AFI
The NAW Crowd claps along to the beat of the song. Reverberating around the halls of this small venue. Mark Jacobs slowly starts to get up as the crowd sings
"Love your hate, your faith lost, you are now one of us!"
Then Ash Russo appears behind him with a chain and wraps it around the throat of Mark Jacobs.
"ASH IS BACK! THE MESSIAH OF CHANGE IS BACK!" Asher T screams as Chris Wolf and SIN stand in the ring watching Ash choke the man who tried to take him out with a chain. Suddenly Chris Wolf hears a noise behind him. He turns around to see Emily Scarlett and Caliban are down as Lacey Alvarez and Jasper Cage are standing in the ring with chairs over them. Lucian and Fenris jump Jasper.
"ANARCHY! ANARCHY! ANARCHY!" Chants the crowd over the official debut of the popular stable.
We cut to the crowd where Ash Russo is punching Mark Jacobs with his chain wrapped fist as he is seated on a chair. Lacey Alvarez throws a chair at Chris Wolf, but he catches it. Lacey then hits a Van Daminator to knock Wolf down. Lucian then wraps his hand around Lacey's throat.
Throne by Bring Me The Horizon
There is Confusion over who's theme that is, but it quickly turns into a massive pop as Roman McIntyre steps into the NAW Arena for the first time. Lucian lets go of Lacey and exits the ring. Roman charges with Lucian straight at him. Lucian runs right into a Silent Kill (Spear!) Roman then enters the ring and hits Chris Wolf with his own Silent Kill, before hitting Fenris with a Superman Punch, that Lacey follows with a Final Flight (Corkscrew Stunner), which is then followed by Rebellion from Ash Russo who slid into the ring. Jasper lifts Caliban up and hits Heaven to Hell (Reverse GTS). Anarchy stands in the ring united as Emily stupidly decides to get up and turns around to see the four members. The second she sees them, she knows she's fucked.
"Can we talk about this?" Emily asked.
"Nope." Ash said, before Lacey hits a Superkick on her.
"PLEASE KILL SCARLET!" chants the crowd as Ash pulls her up by her blonde hair and lifts her onto his shoulders into an electric chair position, because he's a man of the people. Burn to Ashes connects to a big pop.
"ANARCHY! ANARCHY! ANARCHY!" Chants the crowd as all four stand tall.
"The era of Anarchy in NAW has begun. Ash Russo has brought Anarchy to NAW and he targeted Mark Jacobs. But it also looks like there is an issue with S.I.N as well." Michael Hawkins said as Roman lifts Ash onto his shoulders and carries him around the ring on his shoulders.
"Man what a night." Asher T said.
"Next week La Familia takes on La Rebelion in a Tag Title Tournament. Robert Reeves and Reiko Sakaki will be in action. And this just in…. Roman McIntyre will face Lucian." Hypes Michael before we cut away quickly
Sofia Reynoso is seen walking down the hallway with purpose before stopping in front of a door that has Katarina Love's name on it. Sofia tries to open it only to find it's locked. Sofia then walks out of frame and comes back with a mallet before smashing it against the door, breaking a hole. Sofia enters the locker room through the large hole in the door. We hear a shriek
"Bitch, I want a rematch! You know that loss was bullshit!" Sofia screams as the cameraman follows Sofia in
"Get out! Get Out!" Katarina repeats wearing nothing but a towel with water still in her hair.
"Fuck you!" Sofia said, before delivering a right hand to Katarina while she's in the towel. Sofia grabs Katarina by her hair and throws her into a loveseat, knocking it and Katarina over. Katarina rolls away. "You and Papa Hawk are screwing me over. Bitch I ain't sitting down."
Sofia stomps on the towel clad Katarina, who is doing her best to keep the towel on, in front of a live television audience. Katarina crawls away but Sofia is on her tail. Katarina crawls as quick as she could, but Sofia is stalking her. Sofia picks up a hairbrush from the floor and smacks Katarina on the butt with it, before bashing it over the back of her head, taking her down. Sofia mounts her and starts throwing rights, before security enters and tries to pull her off.
"Get her out! Get her out!" Screams Papa Hawk as he arrives on the scene as Sofia is pulled off…. Holding the towel. "Turn the camera off boy!"
Papa Hawk looks directly at the camera blocking the view of the naked Katarina (What a heel). The cameraman quickly does what he's told and we're met with pure blackness, ending this wild episode.