A little chapter of Dib and Zim best friend moment, talking about future life change
I love zadr but friendship can be also cheesy!
"So, you finally fulfill your mission, hu Dib? You finally serve you parental unit as a Tallest?" Zim ask happily when Dib called him saying how finally did what he planned all these years.
Dib chuckles "yes Zim, I did my mission and... well now this would change everything" he mumbles at the last part, Zim nods "alright my Dib-thing. I'm happy for you, I return in earth in this week. Andddd" Zim chirping say with a big wicked smile
Dib raise an eyebrow of his change of happiness " what?" he ask.
"Tak is going to earth..and what she told me...she is going to finally ask Gazlene to be her life-mate! Haha" he crackles.
Dib shock with the news "oooh my... tha- that's the big step she is going to make, but well. I know Gaz would be happy...she really loves her"
"Duh, who wouldn't love a might, superior race! …..ah... better prepare your Tallest about the revelation about us! First, is better with Gaz and Tak life change but you know what I meant" Zim pointed his claw to the screen, making Dib laugh with his childish way "yea yea, of course I will do my part, don't worry Zim, you my bestest friend in this whole universe, I help you to clone a smeet using my blood... andd.. another thing is when that happens, umm my father would be into this "family" alright?" Dib realize how deep this is going to be, sure he already agrees years ago to help him having a smeet, thou not need for sex, but cloning with both bloods.
he wants his best friend to be happy and he deserve at least to have a kid. Zim doesn't want no one and don't want to be stuck in a mushy life-mate.
the rules had change in IRK, any Irken who wants a smeet without need to be life-mate attach to another partner, they can only do cloning with a willing participant blood, if they want to can be in the smeet life or not, Dib wouldn't mind to help Zim with the smeet, he be more like an uncle having the same genetics.
Zim happily chirping "Duh, I'm your only best friend and better than those humans! Alright... I called you when I'm there and Tak be going as a surprise... gotta go! GIR is going to eat another alien dog! Love ya my Dib-thing"
Dib shook his head smiling, waving to the screen of his computer "love ya too my space-boy"
The screen turns black with the end of call, Dib sight happily.
Six hours ago, was in the land of happiness, getting what he wanted the most, ever since he was a teenager,
Falling in love with your blood father be the most sinful act in the humanity. Sure, their relationship it be forever change, his father had a mini crisis but, he gotten over it and make Dib to promise to be careful with their "secret", though Professor. Membrane had accepted his love of his son.
Everything is going to be fine.
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Ring
His phone ring with a call, he took out his phone see Gazlene on the screen, he accepted the call
"Hey, sis."
"don't even think about it that I be calling you "dad"! You damn idiot!" Gaz spat and end the call so fast.
Dib shock with his sister outburst, open his eyes wide...
Realizing how... their life had completely change.
"fuck".
I made Zim asexual but doesn't meant he doesn't want a smeet, so like humans to adopt (good damn humans) but not wanting a romance partner. (Like me)
Zim and Dib friendship is so pure since they only had each other while growing up (I don't care about true Irken logic, either Zim got taller causes of earth or did something with his pak, same with Tak) Tak fall in love with Gaz AND both can have smeet, when times comes.
Dib would give that gift to Zim.. Having a smeet and be part of it, No matter if Zim would include him as "uncle" or "father figure".
Beside Zim doesn't like no other humans , besides his best friend and family, and don't trust other alien.. ..and most of his race doesn't want share blood with a defective Irken