Daily Prophet Sunday Edition
18 August 1996
Ministry of Magic & Hogwarts Seized
Goblin Horde on the move
In a stunning move yesterday, the Goblin Horde seized control of both Hogwarts and the Ministry of Magic. Fortunately, this was a fairly peaceful takeover as the Horde basically marched in and said that "We are now in control of this facility. Could you all please leave in an orderly fashion. Thank you."
The only odd occurrence during this seizure was that certain individuals were presented with an embossed scroll. These individuals included Headmaster Dumbledore, Professor Snape and Minister of Magic Fudge. Rumors have it that these are orders for these individuals to remain in country and be "ready for judgement pursuant to the Treaties of 1707".
The Goblin Horde released a statement that "the Goblin Horde had been summoned and instructed to seize both the Ministry For (sic) Magic and Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft in order to fulfill an ongoing investigation. The Horde complied."
The Goblin Horde also stated that they will have further comments tomorrow regarding the status of all aurors and the DMLE.
See page 2 for full details
See page 13 for editorial "Why did Professor Binns never teach us once about the Treaties of 1707 and why have we not received any Ministry response?"