Ok, I finally have a rock joke. What did one rock say to the other? "Well dude, I just hit rock bottom." Just kidding, rocks can't talk. Hehe, get it? Because-, hey who are you? Wait, what are you doing?! Get off me-, (Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By,) Hey guys, so the other narrator got fired, so if you're wondering why the voice changed, that's why. Wait, you're reading this… you can't tell if it's changed. Uh… onto the story? Let's cut to the drill, the contestants our woken up, they are lined up, and ready for the next challenge. "Hello, contestants. Rough night, huh?" Sonic asked the tired and grumpy contestants, who all muttered under their breaths "Yeah,". "Today's challenge is more… questy? Shadow is that a word?" Sonic asked Shadow. "No, you idiot," Shadow was currently on a lawn chair with beach clothes on, scrolling through his phone. "No, you idiot," Shadow replied without looking up from his phone, still scrolling. "...Riiight. Anyways, this challenge will involve three quests for you to complete the challenge. I will give you a flashcard with the name of the person and where they are located to find them," Sonic explained. "Now, out of this hat," Sonic continued, pulling a hat out of nowhere. "What the-," "I hand you the names," Sonic finished and handed each person a flashcard. "Now, shoo. I must attend to my jigsaw puzzle," Sonic ordered, and everyone looked at each other, shrugged, and scrammed. As Sonic sat back down his table, he observed his puzzle. It was a two-piece set If one piece already set in. "Hm, very tricky indeed."
Espio was observed walking into the deep forest. His card had read, "Spaghetti Man, down at the dueling arena." Espio had no idea what, "Spaghetti Man," was supposed to mean, but he thought he had an idea on what they meant by the "Dueling arena." As Espio crossed some bushes, he finally had reached his destination. It was the place Espio had fought that man for the gems back in the gem challenge, but there stood another person, drooped in a long black cloak. "Ah, finally. A person-a. Welcome, to-a this area, traveler," The person said in his cloaks. "Oh no, not you," Espio said under his breath, as the figure turned around, dropping the cloak, revealing that he was Mario. "It's-a me, Mario," He said. "I should've known it would be you. What quest do you have for me then?" Espio asked. "I need-a pasta for some Spaghetti, bring it to-a me," Mario ordered. "Pasta?! Don't you own a store here?" Espio asked. "Yes, I do. But I'm-a too lazy," Mario replied. "Fine, I shall have your pasta soon," Espio informed and walked back into the forest.
Silver had been hiking up the mountain for quite some time now. His card said, "Glory to the god, pray in the mountains." Silver wasn't really religious, so he had no idea what to expect. When he finally reached, nobody was there. "Uh, hello?" Silver asked and looked around. Suddenly, the sun shone on him, as a great figure emerged from the light. He blocked his eyes from the sun, but he could see a figure. "Great Silver, feast your eyes on the great Apple God," The figure said, revealing itself to be an apple with wings. "What the?!" Silver said stunningly. "I heard that you have a request for me. You want to complete my challenge, yes?" The flying apple asked him. "Uh… yeah….," "Good! My quest is simple. Bring me an apple," The Apple God ordered. "An apple? Why?" Silver asked. "Do not question me. Now go, I will wait for you," The Apple God said, and flew back in the light. "What is happening to me on this island?"
Wave had headed to the dock, as her card said, "Dock," and not the name of the person, for some reason. When she arrived, she found a dog sitting there, wagging its tail. "Uh, hello?" Wave said to it. "Woof," it responded. "Why are you saying woof?" "No, I'm not," the dog answered. "Ok, what do you want?" Wave asked it. "Food," the dog said. Wave sighed and went to go find something, anything that might seem edible to a dog.
Espio had walked all the way back to the cabins and went to go to the cafeteria building to get into the kitchen to find pasta. After he grabbed the pasta, he had to walk all the way back to the dueling arena, (while on the way, he had to cross everything again, like rivers, and go through thorny bushes.) He had finally arrived, exhausted, (and with a dirty pasta box,) and handed it to Mario. "Here's your pasta," Espio said, catching his breath. "Ah, Excellent!" Mario exclaimed, taking the box, and handing Espio another card. On it said what Silver's said. "What is this suppose to mean?" Espio asked, and Mario shrugged. "All I-a know is I got-a some pasta to cook!" Mario said, hopping away.
Cream was dreading through the forest, feeling depressed. It was the first day without Tails again. Sure, she had been without Tails while she was eliminated, but this time, it felt like it was her fault. Tails should've been the one to stay, not here. She kept walking with her card in her hands, and on it was what Espio's had. Silver had been picking an apple at a tree near her, and when he saw her, he immediately got concerned. "Cream, you alright?" Silver asked her, and Cream got startled by his voice. "Oh, it's you. Yeah… I'm fine," She replied. "You sure? I mean, you look a little depressed," Silver noted. "Ok, I'm not really feeling fine," Cream admitted. "Why don't we talk about it?" Silver asked, and Cream nodded.
Wave had finally got some type of food, and that was a chicken she had to chase herself, injuring herself in the process. Why she didn't go to the kitchen was unknown, but it didn't matter now, she brought the chicken to the dog, and it gorged the whole thing in a few seconds, while Wave just stood there in shock and disgust. "Tank," it said, kicking a paper ball to her. She picked it up, and on was what Espio's had. "Uh… thanks…," She said, not knowing whether to be more confused at this dog or what the paper said. The dog just stared at her, and she thought it would just be best to get out of there.
Silver had been sitting next to a sobbing Cream on a tree, just listening to her cry out her emotions. "I feel like he could be here, but it was my fault that he is gone…," She explained to him. "You miss him…, don't you?" Silver asked her. She looked up to him and nodded. "Listen, I'll tell you something no one here knows about. I liked Blaze. I always did, even before the show. And when I heard that she was leaving, it broke my heart. But, now I realize, that Blaze doesn't want me to be sad, she wants me to win this. And if I don't, at least try to. I bet you Tails would think the same. I mean, would you want Tails to be like how you are?" Silver asked her. "No…, I guess not," She answered, still tears in her eyes. "That's right. We need to try for the ones we love. And you being like this won't help," Silver told her, getting up. "You're right. For now on, I will try to win this for him," Cream said, getting up too. "Now if you excuse me, I got an apple to give," Silver said, running to the mountain.
Robotnik's card said the same thing Wave's did. So he reached the dock, and there was the dog. "Did Sonic leave his dog here again?" Robotnik asked. "Woof," it said to him. "Oh, nevermind. This one talks," Robotnik noted. "Food," it said to him. "Food? I don't think we have food here," Robotnik said. "Food," it said again. Vector suddenly appeared behind Robotnik. "What in the world is going on here?" Vector asked. "This dog wants food," Robotnik explained. "That's one of the people we have a quest for?" Vector asked. Robotnik silently nodded. "Welp, time to go get food," Vector said, turning around and headed back. Robotnik did the same.
Silver had reached the mountain, and there he held the apple out with two hands. "Apple God, I brought my gift," Silver said to the sky, and again, the sunlight shuns down on Silver. "Ah yes, thank you for the apple," the Apple God said to him, and the apple disappeared from his hands. "Where did it go?" Silver asked. "I absorbed it," the flying apple answered. "Now, here is your next quest," the Apple exclaimed, and a flashcard appeared in his hands. "Ok then," Silver said. "Now, onwards I go!" The Apple God yelled and vanished in the light. "Ok, dueling arena… well, Espio told me of the time he fought an old guy down near the edge of the forest, let's try there!" Silver thought and started to hike down the mountain.
Cream had found the dueling arena where Mario stood, red sauce over his face. "Mama mia, welcome!" Mario greeted. "Hello Mario," Cream greeted back. "I assume you-a here for the quest, I'm-a right?" Mario asked, and Cream nodded. "Yahoo! Ok, bring me some pasta, and you shall proceed on," Mario ordered, and Cream nodded, and went off to go find pasta. Wave soon came out of the bushes to find Mario and Cream there, and Wave noticed the sauce on his face. "I'm guessing this is the place, huh?" Wave asked with an unamused face.
Robotnik and Vector had both returned to the dock with exactly seven chicken nuggets each. "Gibs," the dog ordered, and they both just chucked the chicken nuggets at the dog, all of them going in the mouth and into his stomach. "Tank," it said, kicking two paper balls to them. Robotnik's had what Silver's said, and Vector had what Espio's said. "Welp, guess we split off now," Vector said, and Robotnik nodded, and they both went their ways. Score: Silver 1, Robotnik 1, Vector 1, Wave 1, Cream 0, Espio 1.
Espio reached the mountains, were the same thing that happened to Silver happened to him. "Glorious Espio, I have heard that you want to complete my quest," The Apple said to him. "Wait, are you a flying apple?" Espio asked. "Yes, of course," The apple replied. "This place is cursed," He said to himself. "Bring me an apple, and you shall complete your final objective," The Apple said. "Ok…?" Espio said, and went off before the Apple said goodbye. "Wow, didn't even say goodbye," The Apple said.
Cream had returned with more pasta and handed it to Mario. "Ah, excellent, more-a pasta for Mario!" Mario exclaimed, taking the box. Mario gave Cream a card that had what Wave's said. "Uh… dock?" Cream asked. "Yes, like the dock at the camp!" Mario explained. "Oh, thanks," Cream said to him, and he nodded, as she walked off. By the time Wave arrived, Mario's stomach was clearly bigger, and more sauce was on his face and clothes. "You ok?" Wave asked, and Mario nodded, as Wave gave him pasta. He handed her a paper that had what Silver's said. She thought it was weird at first, but she saw a talking dog, so it couldn't be that bad. She nodded and left him.
Espio arrived to the dock, to find the dog there. "A dog? Is this the quest master?" Espio asked. "Woof," it said to him. "Of course it is. Ok, what do you want?" Espio asked. "Food," it said again. Or, I guess you could say, it woofed aga-, (Screen goes static for five seconds,) Ok, I'm sorry, I won't do what the old guy did. Anyways, like what I was saying, it said, "Food," again. "Sure, whatever," Espio said to it, and went to fetch for food.
Ok, Wave was wrong, now there was a flying apple in her face that was supposedly more powerful than her."Great Wave, give me an apple, and you shall win the game," The Apple said to her. "I would be surprised, but I'm just so shocked that I'm not anymore," Wave said. "Return to me once you have the apple," It repeated. "Ok, fine," Wave complied and went to search for an apple.
Robotnik discovered a Mario, who had Spaghetti and sauce all over him, noddles overfilling his mouth, and a stomach so big, it looked like he was trying to cosplay as Mount Everest. "Pasta," Mario was barely unable to say, as he still laid there. He looked at him for a second and thought it was best to go get pasta for him. When he returned, Mario was still there, in the same conditions. "Aah," Mario muffled while pointing to his mouth. Robotnik thought Mario wanted him to pour the pasta in his mouth, so he poured it. Now there was pasta everywhere, but Mario was content. He barely managed to throw a piece of paper to him, telling him where to go. He examined it for a bit and knew where to go.
Espio returned with the apple, and held it to the Apple God. "Espio, you served me well. You have won the challenge" The Apple God said to him, as a bright light flashed, as Robotnik, Cream, Silver, Wave, Vector, Espio, Sonic, and Shadow were teleported to the cabins. "Ah man, I wanted to do my puzzle," Sonic said, sounding annoyed. "Ok, Espio wins the challenge!" Sonic exclaimed. Vector, Cream, and Robotnik saw the flying apple, and all screamed at the flying apple.
The camera cuts to the campfire for the elimination ceremony. "Espio has won the challenge, and therefore no one shall be able to vote for you," Sonic began. "Now, I have here five fanfictions that were printed," Sonic said, pulling out five packets. "What's a fanfiction?" Silver asked. "The people who receive the least votes will get to stay and also receive these fanfictions," Sonic continued. "Now, begin your voting," Sonic said, as it cuts to static, as it shows Knuckles doing the Macarena. "Huh?! Hey, what are you doing-," The camera cuts from him to the campsite. "Now, that all of you have voted, let's begin. Since Espio is immune, he cannot be voted for," Sonic said, chucking him a fanfiction packet. He caught, and turned a few pages, before dropping this. "This is disgusting. Who would ship a fridge and Eggman together?" Espio asked. "What did you say?" Eggman asked. "Cream has received no votes, so she is safe," Sonic continued, also throwing her a packet. She caught it too but decided not to look through it. "Vector is the last one with zero votes," Sonic exclaimed, throwing a packet to him too. He didn't bother catching it. "Now, the rest of you got at least one vote. But Silver only got one vote," Sonic called out, throwing him a packet too. He caught and looked through it, much too his disgust. "Yup, Espio was right," Silver said, yeeting it out of the campfire site. "Wave, Eggman, one of you will be going home," Sonic said, while Robotnik and Wave shivered in their boots, (Ok, why are we talking like pirates now.) "By a vote of 3-2…, the last person safe is...," Sonic said slowly, while they awaited the answer. "Wave. You got two votes," Sonic finished, throwing the packet to her. "Thank goodness…," She said under her breath. The packet hit her like a brick in the face. "Ow!" "Eggman, it is finally your time to go," Sonic said. "Well, I guess I did better than anticipated. And I did go with my deal. Thank you for having me, Sonic," Robotnik said his final goodbyes, sounding oddly nice for once. "Uh… yeah, you two," Sonic said to him. "Shadow, go take him home," Sonic ordered. "Yeah, sure," Shadow said, getting up and leading Robotnik to the boat. As everyone left the ceremony left the campfire, Cream still stood there, the locket he gave to her in her hands, and smiled at it. "I will win this for you."