Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin duh...
A/N: In which Merlin is the dentist and Gwaine is his patient.
"Merlin, mate, have I ever told you were the greatest friend I ever had?"
Merlin shook his head lazily, looking blankly at Gwaine.
"Now you do." Gwaine lazily grinned and continued, "Do you know that I've always rooted for you and Icey?"
Another blank stare from Merlin, Gwaine continued, looking ahead while clutching his chest.
"Merlin,"
Gwaine asked with his voice laced with dread.
"Yes, Gwaine?"
"When I die, please take good care of Anya for me. Even though she always hit me in the head, I know she loves me."
"Uh… Gwaine?"
"Oh! And tell Lance that I haven't paid the electricity bills yet."
"Gwaine for the love of God-"
"Yes, yes I'm ready. Don't forget my dying wishes okay?"
"Gwaine for the love of God just shut up! I can't take out your bad tooth if you kept on talking!"
Gwaine just grinned. Oh well, at least he tried to hold off the inevitable.