Disclaimer: I'm sorry but I no own Merlin
A/N: What if Lance saw Spamalot?
"Spamalot is so awesome!"
"Yeah!"
"And did you see that part when Sir Lancelot mistook that one guy for a babe? That was hilarious!"
"I'm not so thrilled about that and I probably never will."
Lance frowned as he remembered that moment when that song was played during the play. Gwaine patted him on his shoulder for comfort.
"It's not that bad mate. I admit it was pretty hilarious," Lance glared at him "but you shouldn't let that bother you. Unless of course you're… you know"
"No I am not! I dated Gwen remember! I love women! Not guys!"
"Okay, okay we get Lance. Calm down."
Merlin hastily added to calm down his pissed off friend. It worked.
"I'm sorry guys. It's just that… that song annoys the heck out of me. My name's Lancelot, after the Arthurian Knight. Which is pretty ironic, because I've always loved and idolized that night and then... th-that abomination happened!"
"Mate, chill"
"Okay, okay, you're right."
Unknown to the three, Arthur grinned evilly.
During a Karaoke night
"His… name… is…. Lancelot, He visits France a lot, and he likes to dance a lot"
Arthur grinned as he sang.
Lance covered his ears and screamed.
"Nooo!"