Disclaimer: I own Merlin. Psyche! No I don't own Merlin.

A/N: Where Gwaine was punched and owned by a girl.

"Hey Gwaine,"

Gwaine looked up and turned at Lance. They are currently eating lunch at their home. Coincidentally, both of them have their day off today.

"Yeah?"

"I'm just curious," Lance straightened up from his seat, Gwaine did the same. "How did you and Anya meet?"

Gwaine blinked before guffawing. He shook his head in disbelief, Lance looked confused.

"You mean you don't remember?"

"Remember what? Care to tell?"

"Okay, okay. I'll tell you." Gwaine's face turned serious which unnerved Lance a little. "And no matter what, don't comment okay?"

"Okay?"

"Alright," Gwaine grinned and told him how it all happened.

(Please take note that since it's Gwaine that's telling this story, some parts are stretched a little bit)

I was just on my way towards our meeting place when I saw her. She was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. And the nicest legs too.

"You wanker"

Lance shook his head in exasperation; of course, the first thing that Gwaine would notice in a woman is her legs. Figures, that's all he ever think about.

"Shut up, do you want me tell you?"

"Fine"

Ehem! As I was saying, I quickly walked up to her and asked for her number.

"Let me guess, you did your routine?"

"Well it always worked"

"Please continue"

Right, right, where was I? Oh yeah, I was doing my usual routine to her. But unfortunately, she declined. And that's where you guys came in.

"Wait what? What do you mean 'we' came in? As in 'we' the whole gang?"

Gwaine shook his head no. "No. Not the whole gang but you and Merlin."

"Can I continue now?"

"Yes, yes"

So I said, "How you doin'?"

She blinked at first before saying, "What?"

I held up a hand and introduced myself. "The name's Lot, Gwaine Lot"

Lance chortled in laughter, making Gwaine glare at him but he didn't notice.

"I-I can't... ha ha ha! Believed ha ha! You said that!"

"Are you finished?"

"Gwaine, are you a James Bond fan or something?"

"No"

"Why did you use that?"

"It sounds cool, shall I?"

Lance nodded.

"James Bond? Seriously?"

I turned around and saw monsters in human form just like in Doctor Who.

"Now I remember"

"Told ya"

I turned my attention to the beautiful goddess who is looking at me in admiration.

"Liar, this is what really happened. When you turned around to face me, there was a kid that whizzed up on both of us. You fell on me and by accident, as you said, you felt me up. I punched you hard out of embarrassment, cursed you in Russian too. Gwaine stop being over dramatic. You're a photographer not an actor. Oh hi Lance"

"Hi Anya. She really is perfect for you,"

"B-but honey"

"No buts."