The Chandlers: a sickly history

by slapstick.genius

Nicholas and his father Kestrel were alone in Pigeon Hole, due to Hermina's abusive nature. As a result, he became a psychotic lothario cum psychopath of both the army and the office. He moved up from class to class and harassed his wife Alice Frazetta with brutal force, although youngest child Adam kept him in good company for decades to come.

2. Amy Chandler, Army Lothario

Amy Chandler was born the middle of triplets on a sunny morning in March 1922.

Her older sister Madeline however, got abandoned by unlucky Alice in order to cloud her paternity safely, and then got picked up by a middle aged black bear mother who lost her cubs to poachers. As a result, scruffy Madeline looked unpretty, suffered many diseases when captured by a park ranger and died at the latter's custody as a ten year old.

As a child and later a teenager, Amy survived with foster sibling Carlotta Cooney and friendly rival Bess Bunsen, as well as the boys Christopher Corlandt and Peter Palmer in the orphanage, not because her birth parents were dead, but because her real paternity wasn't known to anyone until later in her life.

As an adult, she went to the army in order to train for the second world war. At the same time, she frequently harassed Chris in a fashion similar to Lottie harassing Pete! After the war, she became a hard to find office criminal, as her psychopathy pretty much led to an office different from her dad's.