Brokenstar: Hi everyone, welcome to today's talk show [While doing a DAB]
[Clapping, while she-cats faint]
Firestar: Who's our guest today?
Tigerstar: No-Nooooooo! It can't be Sasha!
Brokenstar: Unfortunately it IS Sasha.
[Sasha walks in in a sexy way]
Sasha: Skippity dum dum Skipipity doooo!
Tigerstar/Brokenstar: Will you shut that godman mouth up?
Firestar: Language sprits language!
Tigerstar: How DARE you call me-
Brokenstar: [In a bragging tone] I'm the handsomest and the evilest of all the cats.
Tigerstar: [pushes Brokenstar away] Hi… H-hi there!
Sasha: Tigerstar YOU! You abandoned me! I should have known that you're evil AGES ago.
Firestar: Soooo, what's the EXACT reason for you to come here?
Sasha: I wanted to sex in front of the camera! BUT what I DIDN'T expect is my former mate TIGERPOO is also here.
Brokenstar/Firestar: LANGUAGE CHILD LANGUAGE!
Tigerstar: [siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip]
Sasha: What in the name of Dark-
Brokenstar: So now you believe in the Dark Forest!
Sasha: [Licks her chest, embarrassed] name of StarClan is that siiiiiiiiiiiiiip sound?
Tigerstar: … So uh.. see, I bought some of the most expensive hot chocolate from Starbutts so ya want a sip?
[She-cats faint except for Sasha]
[Sasha looked disgusted]
Firestar: First, it's Starbucks not Starbutts