The Chandlers: a sickly history

by slapstick.genius

Nicholas and his father Kestrel were alone in Pigeon Hole, due to Hermina's abusive nature. As a result, he became a psychotic lothario cum psychopath of both the army and the office. He moved up from class to class and harassed his wife Alice Frazetta with brutal force, although youngest child Adam kept him in good company for decades to come.

7. Alice impregnated for the Last Time

After Nick served in world war two as a lothario (along with daughter Amy), he and the dying Alice Frazetta Mankiewicz still lived in Pigeon Hole, which had become a shanty industry metropolis post-war thanks to the opening of a Buzz Cola factory nearby.

A neighbourhood doctor who's a bit too ahead of his time (after diagnosing Margot and Stuart with moderate autism) had revealed that Alice had a heart condition like her son Danny. Nick was pretty happy that he had to make sex with her and surprisingly assault her as a last case scenario (until she died of such a condition).

He even intimidated her with his fairly rowdy sex toys, letting her to lie down in order to make a frigging last child! In a night of sex, he slipped her with the sperms of his protegees Mr Cortlandt and Mr Palmer, resulting in a healthy, surviving foetus and ultimately a child he had to care for.