Disclaimer: I *sob* don't own Merlin

A/N: I'm just trying to write something about their childhood and Gwaine's obsession about apples. Gwaine wouldn't be Gwaine without apples. And as you can see, even as a kid he absolutely loooves apples.


During their camping trip when they were kids

"You truly are, the most beautiful being in the universe"

Both Arthur and Merlin groaned while Leon rubbed his temples. 'Gwaine's at it again' the three thought as Gwaine continued to serenade his one true love.

"No one can compare to your beauty, such elegance! Such magnificence! A truly wonderful being! The Gods are envious of you!"

Leon can't take it anymore and threw his pillow on Gwaine. The latter glared at him and rubbed the apple in his hands affectionately, cooing to it as if it was injured.

"I can't take it anymore! Just eat the bloody apple already!"

Gwaine looked at him in horror and held the apple closer to him.

"You cannibal!"