The Chandlers: a sickly history

by slapstick.genius

Nicholas and his father Kestrel were alone in Pigeon Hole, due to Hermina's abusive nature. As a result, he became a psychotic lothario cum psychopath of both the army and the office. He moved up from class to class and harassed his wife Alice Frazetta with brutal force, although youngest child Adam kept him in good company for decades to come.

11. RIO Nicholas

Nicholas died a diseased and toxic lothario of a man in February 1968, at sixty three years and three months, no wonder why Adam still doesn't speak much about him anyway. He'll still Rest in Obscurity, which fittingly makes sense as the whole of America will have learned a huge lesson from his pre-#metoo adventures.