Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin... blah...

A/N: It's been so long, huh? Miss me?

"You do know that what we're doing is wrong, right? It's not just Morgs that we have to worry about, but Morgause too."

Merlin told Arthur dryly, his face frowning a little. Arthur just glared back at him slightly, though he knew that deep inside, what Merlin said is the truth. He just hopes that he'd get out of it alive, if not barely; because he knows that he won't get out of it unscathed. But then again, he'd just drag his friends along so that he won't be alone to face the hags (Morgana and Morgause).

"Merlin, Morgana might be the most annoying hag in the world"

"Shh! Are you trying to get us killed Princess!?"

"Shut up Gwaine! Ehem! As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted," Arthur shot a glare at Gwaine's direction, the latter just shrugged him off and continued reading his copy of the House of M*. "She's still my baby sister, and I'll be damned if some shady sod dates her and breaks her heart."

"As much as I understand and appreciate the sentiment, I'll have to agree with Merlin, Arthur." Noticing the mutinous look that Arthur had thrown his way, Leon face-palmed and sighed in exasperation; He's too young to have white hair.

"It's not because of Morgana skinning us alive when she finds out," This time, both Merlin and Gwaine gave him a look of horror. So he raised both his hands in defeat. "Okay, most of it is because of that. It's just, well, everyone's entitled to have some privacy, mate. I felt awful for doing this."

Everyone went silent and pondered about it for a bit. Until Gwaine ruined the moment.

*Farts*

"Y-you git!"

Arthur exclaimed, he could've punched Gwaine if he wasn't busy trying to hold his nose.

"What the bloody hell Gwaine! At least give us a warning mate!"

Leon gagged and pinched his nose so as to not smell more of the deadly gas.

"Oh crud! Eww! I told you before, never eat peanut butter it makes you gas!"

As the one sitting next to the 'bringer-of-the-deadly-gas', Merlin has the unfortunate position of smelling most of it.

"Sorry!"

Gwaine smiled nervously, trying to hide behind his comic book.

* - To those who are not familiar with it, it's a X-Men Special Edition (or something like that) made by Marvel. If you want to know about it, either buy it in a store or just find the wikia for Marvel Comics, though I'd suggest you buy yourself a copy, it's awesome! I'm not exactly a big fan of american comics, I'm more into manga actually, but I much prefer Marvel than DC. Why? Well, I feel that stories and the comic book characters of Marvel is more realistic than DC, but hey, whatever floats anyone's boats, right?. I'm not saying that DC is bad, I just prefer Marvel more. So anyone out there that's a DC fan, please don't kill me.

A/N: Oh, and before I forgot, about the peanut butter thing. As gross and as embarrassing as it is, it happens to me too. But instead of farting, I get stomach-aches and gets a date for hours with the toilet seat. But I can't help it! Peanut Butter's good!