The New Day were sitting in the couch, having popcorn, after watching many classic matches from the old days.
(Xavier Woods): Oh, man, those WWE fanfics were SOOOOO good!
(Kofi Kingston): Yeah, some of my favorites, right here.
(Big E): Oh man, I forgot! Y'all wait right here. I've got something to show you!
He zips off, as Kofi & Xavier were concerned. Big E returned, with a huge Television, a VCR, and a VHS tape. They were excited, as Big E held the tape up, and blew dust off the tape, hitting the others with dust in their eyes.
(Kofi): OH, GAWD!
(Xavier): AAAH!
(Kofi): Why did you do that?
(Xavier): Gawd!
(Big E): I've been wanting to show you all, for quite some time! Ooooh!
(Kofi): BRO! Who even has a VHS player, anymore, man?
(Big E): So, you remember how wrestling used to be divided up into territories?
(Xavier): We are aware…
(Big E): Well, there aren't many of these left. This one here's a GEM!
(Kofi): You piqued my interest. Let's hear it.
Big E put the tape in, as he explained, "So, have you ever heard of Southpaw Regional Wrestling?"
Kofi agreed, as Xavier asked, "I'm not going to watch Mr. Mackleroy, right?" Kofi added, "Mack-el-roy?"
Big E replied, "Well, Moe Ninja Girls did it again! Another Wrestling Fanfic, only… They unearthed a lost tape from a wrestling promotion from 1987 – Moe Regional Wrestling! And this right here is their main Women's Division!"
The New Day sits down, as they watched the following fic, circa 1987.
Miz-K Productions presents:
A girl narrated, as silhouettes of different women are shown, "Tonight, on Moe Regional Wrestling! Ms. Mackelroy The Bookie reveals the FATE of our beloved company, as we tune in to a Best-of-5 Series, where the fate of our promotion is decided! What does the evil and dastardly Ms. Mackelroy have in store for our superstars in the Women's Division? Find out, right now!"
Moe Regional Wrestling
A girl in brown hair (played by Cy Tokakushi), wearing her orange summer clothes, was sitting in the chair, near the announcer's table. "Hello again, wrestling fans! It's good to be back here in Moe Regional Wrestling! I'm the ever spunky and robotic Anna B. Ionica, filling in for Lan Catamaran, who's on assignment in Utica, New York, returning after over six long months as a news anchor. We're pleased to welcome you to another huge installment of Moe Regional Wrestling! And what grim news to tell you is that … The Bookie, Ms. Mackelroy, has become the NEW owner of Moe Regional Wrestling, after our recent event, Lethal Leap Year, was permanently cancelled, because… it's 1987, and there was no leap year. BUT, as long as Moe Regional Wrestling continues to shine, we're going to have Lethal Leap Year, coming Feb. 29th, 1988. … … …provided that, uh, Moe Regional Wrestling is still running.
Speaking of, we take you to our backstage correspondent, Lynn Bobski, standing by with the NEW owner of Moe Regional Wrestling, Ms. Mackelroy."
Lynn Bobski (played by Mari Hanao), a woman in a blue suit, long blonde hair done in a ponytail, and huge breasts, was holding a microphone towards a girl in a gray business suit (played by Yamabuki Suou), long dark blue hair in twin tails, and a fake mustache on. Lynn said, "Well, Anna, a dark day in Moe Regional Wrestling, The Bookie Ms. Mackelroy, the new owner of Moe Regional, has bought some time to-."
She stopped Lynn, "That'll do. You're done." She takes the mic and called, "That's right! I, Ms. Mackelroy, along with my silent business partner, have already own the rights to this podunk promotion! We're going to turn this stupid little rassling ring into a petting zoo! NO! I was thinking along the lines of a maid café, filled to the brim with sexy French Maid outfits, and with it, the maids' masters will be bodyslammed with so much lewd positions! IT'S ABSOLUTE PARADISE! AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Lynn replied, "Ms. Mackelroy, I believe that is a huge dream, coming from someone who has the skill and wherewithal of turning this 2-star promotion into a Maid Café! But for others in the Women's Division, a pure nightmare!"
Mackelroy smirked, "Yes, I believe that it's a pure nightmare. But to me, it's pure bliss. Tonight, Lynn Bobski, is Moe Regional Wrestling's FINAL SHOW!"
"OH, NO, YOU DON'T, YOU MERCIFUL LECHER!" A woman in black hair, wearing a black business suit, walked in, as she fluffed her hair, "You're not touching this promotion at all!"
Lynn cried, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a guest! She is the Moe Regional Wrestling Women's Champion, Sue Derek!"
Sue Derek (played by Enju Saion-Ji) called out, "You won't kill this promotion, you AND your silent partner! Because I have here the ownership documents of the promotion, and it's all legalized in black and white. HOWEVER! There's more. You see, you didn't read the fine print, didn't you, Ms. Mackelroy? It states that if the superstars who oppose your leadership can defeat the superstars who supports it, then control of said promotion reverts to them! In other words, you're going to wrestling for the promotion! YOU, DEAR MACKELROY, OWN NOTHING! AND LIKE IT!"
Mackelroy snarled, "Damn! I knew I should've read the fine print, more clearly. Alright, fine! I accept your challenge! Your pathetic Women's Division is the heart and soul of Moe Regional Wrestling, and I promise, I will make you suffer! You see, I have picked the finest and supple women to recruit to my beck and whim, for the right amount. YOU, Little Tsunderek, have NO ONE!"
Enju barked, "Oh, I h-h-have some allies! I, uh, didn't have time to look! N-N-Not that it matters to you, you perverted weasel!" She blushed, as she snarled, "But don't think that you've won yet. We'll settle this in a Best-of-Five Series of Matches! First team with three victories, wins it all!"
"You got a deal!" Mackelroy giggled, adjusting her mustache, "Moe Regional Wrestling meets its end, TONIGHT!"
They shook hands, as Lynn called, "Anna, the deal has been signed, I believe that Ms. Mackelroy and Sue Derek have made the deal! A Best-of-Five series of matches, and the first person with three matches wins the promotion rights; if Ms. Mackelroy wins, then we're all out of a job, or who knows, maybe we'll head over to NWA or WWF, if they allow us to. Uh, these two have not stopped glaring at each other, it's total bedlam, in silence and intimidation, uh, Anna, back to you in the studio!"
Anna said, as she was adjusting her papers, "Well, it's safe to say that Sue Derek, our Moe Regional Women's Champion, has wanted to get her hands on Ms. Mackelroy, for a very long time coming. Naturally, this may set up the first of five matches, pitting Sue Derek's heroes and Ms. Mackelroy's hired goons. The fate of this wonderful renegade wrestling promotion is on the line.
And in other news, since the cancellation of Lethal Leap Year, Big Bertha (played by Setsuna Tojo) is looking to get her farm back from Ms. Mackelroy, against this monster from beneath the Hornet's nest, a beast of a busty persona, and bee-utiful to the eyes, The Bee Creature! They will settle the score, next week, as Big Bertha wants retribution from Ms. Mackelroy the Bookie, for buying off her farm from under her. I believe, uh, we have Big Bertha standing by, with an exclusive interview."
A girl in long black hair, wearing denim overalls and a straw hat, was kneeling to the ground, "Mackelroy-dono, I promise you, I've waited months to get my farm back, because my chickens are unhappy without the green grass! As I said to you, Miss Mackelroy, I'm not afraid of you or your Bee Creature! I will do this, not just for my family and the chickens, but for the USA, and all of the Southern Countries!"
Anna continued, "More news followed, related to the cancelled Lethal Leap Year, Lex Ferbson (played by Elly Fuma), has gone missing, after continuous assaults from her former best friend and partner, Jad2Badd (played by Kurenai Kato), resulting in breaking her left arm, badly crippled, and severely blinded in both eyes. We have reports that, in 1988's Lethal Leap Year, we will have Jad2Badd and Lex Ferbson in a huge street fight, where anything goes. That is, of course, if Lex Ferbson even make it to the event.
AHEM! And, we have received breaking news that Sue Derek has hand-picked her team, as she will introduce them to our fans, on all access television. Let's go down to the locker room, and meet with Sue Derek."
Sue Derek said, as she was with four women, "Ms. Mackelroy, allow me to meet you, my enforcers. You see, while you are fighting for our promotion, I have friends alongside me. Meet me friends. White-Out Doe."
A girl in long white hair, dressed in all-white, but with black gloves (played by Kyoko Kirigiri), "I'm known across the district as White-Out Doe. When I pin my opponents on the mat, I rub them out, and leave them in a blank slate."
Sue Derek smirked, "See, Ms. Mackelroy, Doe here is a powerhouse in the ring. You got no one on your side, including what you and your silent partner are-."
Ticking sounds are made, as two girls with no faces appeared, in pink and green attires. The girl in pink hair was wearing green and pink shirt and tights, with her huge breasts showing most of her cleavage. A girl in green hair, done in long pigtails, was in a one-piece outfit. The girl in green (played by Hatsune Miku a.k.a. Anode) hissed, "Ms. Mackelroy, we are. Tik. Tok. Clockwork Dolls. Sue Derek wind us up, and our alarms are set. I, Tik, and my sister, Tok, will be giving you a message to your hasty minions. The springs in our clocks are starting to wind down, as your end has come."
Tik pulled out a pocket watch from Tok's cleavage. Tok (played by Megurine Luka a.k.a. Cathode) whispered, "Your time. Is. Up. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock."
Tik and Tok whisper, as Sue Derek said, "See, Ms. Mackelroy? I have friends! And there's more where that came from! Game on, Bookie! Moe Regional Wrestling will be saved!"
Ms. Mackelroy smirked, "Sue Derek, oh, you think that you got your posse coming to your aide? Well, let me introduce you to my posse! You see, there are some things money can't buy. And what I bought, Sue Derek, are the toughest, vicious, and most sexiest warriors that I can find!"
A shadowy figure appeared, alongside a girl in pink hair, wearing a pink and black outfit (played by Myu Momochi/Dark Myu), was shaking timidly, "M-M-My name is Jack-Lynn Hyde. I look f-f-forward to fighting you."
Two women, one in pink hair (played by Haruko Haruhara) and one in black hair (played by Ayame Kajou) were dressed in leather jackets, and with white sports bras and denim jeans on.
"Know who we are?" The woman in pink said, "I'm Brit, and this is Criss. We're the Road Killers!"
Criss said, "Road Warriors was already taken, so we chose that. We have short names that one day two sexy pop tarts will be born, wearing Mouse Ears!" She blew a raspberry, as Brit cackled, "We're gonna maim you, Clockwork Dolls! We're dismantle you, just like a real clock!"
Criss smiled, "And we're gonna unwind your spring, and use it for our own set of jewelry! Brit hear wants to dismantle you two, just to remove those faceless kissers of yours!"
Brit giggled, "I wanna crack one open, like at the forehead! BY GAWD! I hope they make an anime of it, soon!"
Ms. Mackelroy cheered, "SUE DEREK! I have plenty more. All they have to do is join me. And together – Moe Regional Wrestling will be NO MORE! BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH! If I have a change of heart, I shall spare this podunk promotion. But, in return, you must surrender the Women's Championship. My team wins, not only Moe Regional Wrestling is finished, but you will also lose the title… TO ME!"
They all cackled, as Ms. Mackelroy's plan has begun.
Anna cried, "ZOUNDS! AND ZOINKS! And maybe a little JINKIES, too! Ms. Mackelroy ups the ante, as not only the fate of Moe Regional Wrestling is on the line, but also, Sue Derek's Women's Title will be on the line. If she loses, Ms. Mackelroy becomes the, if any, final Women's Champion. Sue Derek has the robotically strange duo, The Clockwork Dolls, and the literal bright white warrior, White-Out Doe, while Ms. Mackelroy has her mysterious silent business partner, the viciously sexy Road Killers, and the timid Jack-Lynn Hyde. Who else will be joining each side, as the battle lines are drawn? Our Best-of-Five Series begins, after this commercial break!"
A picture of a lanky man in a big pink nose, wearing purple overalls, narrated, as his picture was shown on the background, next to a local ramen place.
(Waluigi Paid-Impersonator): "WAAAAAAAA! Attention, Moe Regional Losers! Come to our annual Eat-n-Greet at Ninja Fire Ramen, and meet all of your favorite Moe Regional WAA-slers, as they dine on WAA-men, and offer autographs (maybe, if you asked them nicely). Come on down and tell them that WAAAA-Luigi sent you! WAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA!"
Anna continued, "So, the matches are all set! Sue Derek and Ms. Mackelroy have already drawn the battle lines, and prepared for the Best-of-Five series. When we come back, we will have the first of five matches. Our opening contest will be White-Out Jane Doe going toe-to-toe with the timidly Jack-Lynn Hyde. But, for White-Out Doe, she's due for a huge surprise, as Jack-Lynn Hyde has been impressive in the ring, since her debut, and many of the Moe Regional Wrestling fans are witnessing this cute girl, showing off a dark secret; so dark that we cannot have words to say about it. And then, after this match, we will have tag team action, pitting The Clockwork Dolls taking on The Road Killers. That's just TWO matches, in this Best-of-Five series, and many more! What sort of surprises await in this five-match showdown, in what could be the final time we are in Moe Regional Wrestling? All that and more, as we will take you down to the Mizaki West Track and Field Centre for our opening match!"
A crowd of boys and girls cheer on, as Jack-Lynn Hyde slowly walks to the ring, in the middle of the park, out in dusk.
(Announcer): The following contest is a Best-of-Five series match! Introducing first, representing Ms. Mackelroy The Bookie, from somewhere she'd rather not explain… Jack-Lynn Hyde!
(Muddy Waters; Aoi Asahina): Good evening, everyone, this is Moe Regional Wrestling, and what could be our final show! I'm Muddy Waters, joined by the furry and drunk, Chet Cheddercheese.
(Chet Cheddercheese; Mashiro): Huh? Uhhhh, hi.
(Muddy Waters): And we're kicking things off with Ms. Mackelroy's hired goon, the devious and cowardly Jack-Lynn Hyde-!
(Ms. Mackelroy): And stop right there! I'll be joining you two ladies, as I bear witness Moe Regional Wrestling's final episode, thanks to the devilish Hyde!
Jack-Lynn Hyde waves to the crowd, as Muddy continued, "Ms. Mackelroy, I understand that you chose the meekly Jack-Lynn Hyde to go first. Why choose someone like her?"
Mackelroy said, "Because, this girl, with such huge breasts, has a dark secret, and we all know what that is. She, of course, will flank the first match, and then, my army will decimate them, one-by-one!"
Muddy said, "I believe we are aware of the girl in the ring, but what awaits her opponent tonight? Does White-Out Doe not expect something behind this dark secret?"
Mackelroy replied, "It's simple, yes. I know it, they know it, you know it, but White-Out Doe doesn't!"
Muddy smiled, "Well, this'll be a match to remember! Remember, three wins decide the fate of Moe Regional Wrestling! And here comes White-Out Doe!"
(Announcer): Her opponent, representing Moe Regional Wrestling, from the Snowy Mountains of Fuji… White-Out Jane Doe!
Muddy said, "White-Out Doe, a fan favorite in Moe Regional Wrestling, and a supporter to Sue Derek! White-Out Doe's spare time includes classified hobbies. Even we have no clue what they are, do we, Chet?"
Chet muttered, "I dunno wut yew mean. White-Out is bright."
Mackelroy huffed, "White-Out Doe, she is all-white, but soon, once Jack-Lynn Hyde is finished with her, she'll be all BLACK and BLUE!"
Doe and Hyde stare down, as Hyde shivers. Muddy called, "Folks, the first match is about to begin! White-Out Doe versus Jack-Lynn Hyde – Round 1 begins! Live, and next!"
We'll be right back!