Match #1 – White-Out Doe (Kyoko Kirigiri) vs. Jack-Lynn Hyde (Myu Momochi)

Muddy waters announced, as both girls were in the ring, "Welcome back to Moe Regional Wrestling! Muddy Waters, alongside Chet Cheddercheese, and joining us ringside is the de facto owner of Moe Regional, Ms. Mackelroy. Tonight, the fate of Moe Regional Wrestling is on the line, as we start a Best-of-5 series, kicking off with Sue Derek's White-Out Doe taking on the frail Jack-Lynn Hyde."

Mackelroy smirked, "That's right. The fate of your pathetic promotion is at hands! My Jack-Lynn Hyde will wipe out the White-Out Doe!"

Hyde grabs Doe in a headlock, as the bell rang. She twisted her neck, but Doe was able to push her down to the ropes. She bounced back and was thrown to the mat, with a backdrop. Doe grabs Hyde in a grapple, and picks her up in a Fireman's Carry. Doe slams her down with a slam, and then a knee drop to the gut.

"And White-Out Doe starts with a tremendous offensive streak!"
"Just luck! Jack-Lynn's not used to taking slams to the canvas."

Doe slams down a leg drop, but Hyde avoids it, and lands a DDT to Doe. Hyde goes for the early pinfall, but gets a 1-count.

"Almost a one count. There's a reason why White-Out Doe is a fan favorite in Moe Regional Wrestling!"
"Meh. Which one's the white girl?"
"I believe that's White-Out Doe, over there, Chet."

Hyde grabs her in an armbar, and started to stretch, but Doe manages to break free and delivers a huge suplex to the ground. Hyde rolls away, and moans in pain. Doe waves to the crowd, as she adjusts her black gloves.

"And it looks like Jack-Lynn Hyde is running on fumes!"
"It's only a matter of time, ladies."

Hyde rolled back to the ring and Doe lands a chokeslam to Hyde. Doe pins her, "1! 2!" but she kicks out at two. Hyde leaps up and chokes Doe into the corner, as the referee counts to five.

"YES! There's the Hyde Experience! She's at her breaking point!"
"Ms. Mackelroy, we have seen her go wild and feral, but is this the day that she appears?"
"Muddy, she never lost a match, as her feral side. Once she goes into her split personality, she goes for the kill!"
"But killing is against the rules in pro wrestling!"
"One of these days, video games will make a blood and guts fighting game!"
"Uh, I'm not sure if that will happen."
"Oh, don't you worry. Jack-Lynn is about to go for MORTAL COMBAT! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Hyde slams Doe's head onto the mat, as the referee continues to count. She let go, after 4, and then roars in anger. She grabbed her by the legs and performed a Boston Crab.

"There it is! Jack-Lynn Hyde's Boston Crab!"
"Crab? Mmmm… crabcakes."

Doe reaches for the ropes, as Hyde lets go. She waves to the downed opponent and lands a swift kick to the skull. Hyde then proceeds with a barrage of kicks, followed by a huge Fisherman's Suplex.

"OH! Fisherman's Buster!"
"YES! BEAT HER, HYDE!"
"1! 2! 3! NO! It's not over!"

Hyde pins Doe, but Doe kicks out at two.

"Come on, Jack-Lynn! Be my Myu-Myu!"
"Uh, what?"

Hyde locks Doe in with a headlock, and Doe tries to break out, but she leaps over and lands a huge slam to the mat. Doe climbs the turnbuckle, as Hyde was getting up. She jumped and flew towards Hyde, landing a severe crossbody, landing on Hyde's back. But Hyde flips over for the pin. Doe kicks out at two, as Hyde was foaming at the mouth.

"Muddy, I believe that it's time!"
"The foam inside this timid little hellion means one thing, her breaking point is about to reach its tipping point!"

Hyde roared, and locked Doe's legs, only for Doe to counter and slap Hyde on the chest with a chop. The crowd goes "WOO!" as Doe chops Hyde again. Hyde gets up, and seethes, bulging her huge breasts towards Doe. Doe chops Hyde again, and again, and again!

"Uh-oh! You wouldn't like her when she's angry! Doe, run!"
"MAKE HER SUFFER, DOE! PUNISH THAT LITTLE GIRL! MAKE HER UNLEASH THE BEAST INSIDE!"

Doe throws Hyde in an Irish Whip, and rebounds to a dropkick. Hyde rolls out of the ring, and she remains downed, seething and moaning in anger. Hyde hollered, as she was pinned down, "Enough! Enough! THAT! IS! ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!"

Muddy cried, "OH, NO! WHITE-OUT DOE HAS DONE IT!"

Mackelroy yelled, "YES! Jack-Lynn Hyde is no more, once again!"

She emerged from the apron, in a revealing black attire, bigger breasts, and longer pink hair. She held up a purple whip and called, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! I'm free! I'm FREE! AAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

She ran back inside the ring, and started to whip at White-Out Doe.

"OH! Jack-Lynn Hyde is whipping White-Out Doe with her trademark whip! Ref, disqualify her!"
"HAH! Didn't she read the fine print? NO disqualifications! We must have a winner, and the winner is her! Jack-Lynn Hyde-, NO! She has become her alter-ego – Carrie Black!"
"Carrie Black! I shudder to think she'd return to a Moe Regional Ring, again! Jack-Lynn Hyde's alter-ego!"

Carrie snickered, as she whipped on Doe. Doe grabs the whip, covered in welts, and pulled Carrie in. But Carrie grabs Doe in a belly-to-belly and lands onto the mat. She covers Doe, but Doe kicks out. Doe throws her to the corner and places her leg onto her neck, choking her. Carrie lets go, and Doe falls to the canvas. Carrie uses her whip and strikes down on the back of Doe. Carrie calls Doe to submit, but she was already pinned down. Carrie lifts her up in a powerbomb position, and drops Doe onto her knees, right on the back.

"OHHHHHH! Black hits the Powerbomb Backbreaker! It looks like she's about to set it up for White-Out!"

Carrie grabs Doe in a Pump Handle position, and prepares her finishing move. She lifts White-Out Doe high, and grabs White-Out Doe with a huge backbreaker onto the spine, with her right knee.

"OHHHHHH! The impaling BlackBreaker! She broke the Doe!"
"AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! YES! TAKE THAT, SUE DEREK!"

Carrie covers Doe, but she kicked out, before the 3-count.

"1! 2! NO! OHHHHH!"
"What? WHAT? Carrie Black's BlackBreaker! It's invincible! NO ONE kicks out of the BlackBreaker!"
"Well, I believe that White-Out Doe has somehow felt resistance, because she's literally white and pure! Uh, no offense, Chet."
"Whatever."

Carrie lifts Doe up and snarled, "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"And now, Carrie Black is about to set it up again! Don't tell me that she's going to reinjure White-Out Doe!"

She lifts her up for the BlackBreaker again, but White-Out Doe rolls up for a school boy pin, but Carrie kicks out. Carrie grabs her whip, but Doe kicks it off her hands, and stomps her foot.

"NO! CARRIE, GO! STRIKE HER!"

Doe lands a swift kick to the chest, and then a spinning roundhouse to her skull.

"THE WHITE-OUT! The modified spinning kick! White-Out Jane Doe's amazing signature finisher! And this sets up her finisher!" Muddy cheered, as White-Out Doe climbed to the top rope, "White-Out connected, and that sets up her finishing move!"

Doe leaps up, but Carrie avoids the leap, and lands a spear to the stomach. Carrie covers her, but she breaks out, and locked in an armbar. Doe reaches for the rope, but Carrie breaks out, and flung Doe into the corner. Carrie roared, as she pointed at the downed Doe, who is badly hurt. She lifts her up to the top turnbuckle, and prepares a huge superplex. But Doe fought off with some punches and Carrie falls to the ground.

"She's at the Drop Point!" Muddy yelled, "Doe leaps high!"

Doe lands a beautiful Swan Dive Senton onto Carrie. Muddy roared, "YES! A BEAUTIFUL WHITE SWAN!"

The referee counted, "1! 2! 3! Pin fall, it's over!"

DING! DING! DING!

The announcer called, as the crowd went wild, "Here is your winner, White-Out Jane Doe!"

Muddy cried, "And Jane Doe did the unthinkable! Carrie Black, uh, Jack-Lynn Hyde, or whatever, is beaten! Carrie Black is undefeated, when Jack-Lynn transforms, but it seems White-Out Doe found a way to shine on her eclipse!"

Mackelroy growled, "This isn't over. Sue Derek has one win, but the night's not over. Just you wait! Right makes might, and light makes me sick!"

Muddy Waters smirked, "Oh, I'm so scared! Anyways, Sue Derek is up 1 to 0, as we get set for our tag team match, The Clockwork Dolls vs. The Road Killers! Right now, let's head back to Anna B. Ionica, for a replay analysis. Anna?"

Anna said in the booth, "A beautiful end to a dark girl that was once a meek girl, but when you make her angry, she becomes Carrie Black, the vicious lady of Moe Regional Wrestling. But in the end, after the beautiful White Swan finisher, White-Out Jane Doe proves once and for all that the forces of evil cannot escape the light of White-Out Doe. Sue Derek is up, 1 to nothing in this Best-of-5 series, as her Clockwork Dolls are next at bat, against two bad girls of the big city, Brit & Criss, the Road Killers. And yes, they're on the hunt for the Moe Regional Wrestling Tag Team Championship, as the titles are currently vacated, after former champions, The Surfer Girls, forced to relinquished the titles, after losing their buzz, hitting the waves. This is similar to how The Butchers (Dry Rub Doug and Frantic Frank) relinquished their tag titles, last year, due to an E. Coli outbreak. The Clockwork Dolls are eyeing for those titles, as well, as they are close to being the #1 contenders, however, we may determine in a future tournament (in the event Moe Regional Wrestling doesn't fold, tonight)."

She cleared her throat, as she explained, "Well, as you know, we are standing by with Sue Derek, as she is announcing her next opponent to join in on the crusade to Save Moe Regional Wrestling! Standing by, is our own, Lynn Bobski."

Lynn said to Sue, "Sue Derek, you're up 1-nil, as Match #2 is about to be underway. And I believe that you've chosen your next opponent for the next match, following the tag match! Excitement is filled, as Moe Regional Wrestling is about to be saved!"

Sue said, "Right, as you know, my loving boyfriend, John Doe (played by Kazuki Araya), the longest reigning Moe Regional Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion, is watching over me, as I, Sue Derek, am going to flatten Ms. Mackelroy's plans! We're up 1-0, and I brought myself a prospect! Lynn Bobski, let me introduce you to the Oldest Moe Regional Wrestling Superstar, Kari Kamikaze!"

A small woman in long gray hair, dressed in purple tights (played by Kikuko Hattori), appears to the stage. Lynn cheered, "OH, goody! Kari Kamikaze, welcome back to Moe Regional Wrestling! The first-ever geriatric superstar to enter the promotion, at the age of over 80 years old! Moolah, Richter, and all the other female stars from overseas are kicking themselves, seeing the old fossil fight!"

Kari cackled, "I waited so long, since Showdown at the Swamp, to find me a challenge, and lo and behold, the Women's Division is stronger than ever! Whatever Ms. Mackelroy has for me, bring it! I'm going to lay to waste the little brats that want to take me on! You durn Bookie get off my division, because I'm beating the piss out of my opponent! Now, who's my opponent?"

Lynn smiled, "I understand that you're ornery as ever, in fact, you will be facing one of Ms. Mackelroy's hand-picked opponents. In fact, let's go to Ms. Mackelroy, and learn who your opponent is!"

Ms. Mackelroy holds up a huge crate that says "She-Babe". She said, "Ah, Kari Kamikaze? Welcome back. Too bad that your return will be short-lived. I got myself a collector's item, my personal life-sized action figure! You're going to battle my role model to girls everywhere – She-Babe! Master of the Universe!"

Miz-K Note: Yeah, it's the 80's, alright.

She continued, "So, be ready, Sue Derek. It's game on, as we are going to end this farce of a comeback, and perform the dirge of this company! BANK ON IT! No… … … I mean-. BOOK ON IT! AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!"

Anna replied, "And with that, we take a break, and when we return, our second match of the night: The Clockwork Dolls, Tik & Tok, against The Road Killers, Brit & Criss. Sue Derek is up, 1 to nothing, but will The Bookie find a way to unwind The Clockwork Dolls? We'll be right back."

Waluigi (or rather a paid impersonator) narrated, as it showed a ramen shop, "If WAA-Luigi works for Moe Regional WAA-sling, but he doesn't, because 1) Solmare doesn't own the right to Waluigi, and 2) because he's expensive, he will tell you to come and visit Ninja Fire Ramen, for the Superstar Eat-n-Greet event, following tonight's event! Seriously, this is NOT WAA-Luigi! Waa."

A boy in tan skin, wearing a white sequin outfit, and started to dance around. The boy (played by John Spicer) called out, gyrating his hips, "MOE REGION! BIG NEWS on the way, mama! We gots T-Shirts!"

He held up a white T-Shirt with the Moe Regional Wrestling logo, a logo of a ninja holding up a prone samurai in a backbreaker. He continued, "WATCH OUT NOW! We'll be giving these out, every small city we come in, including the big ones, you better get yerself a T-Shirt, comes in many colors! T-Shirt! $10! Get yerself a shirt, and The King will teach you!"

The announcer narrated, "Get your Moe Regional T-Shirt for $9.99. Get your credit card ready or ask your parents to buy one! Buy one now!
NOTE: T-shirts may cause ringworm or fleas."

Anna said, "That was the Obsessive Melvin Wembley, our resident hip shaker, and believe me, those hips don't lie, because… I'm all shook up. AHEM! Anyways, before we get to our next match, an update concerning the ongoing feud between former besties now rivals, Jad2Badd and Lex Ferbson. I believe that after the next match, we're going to have an interview with Jad2Badd, as she is calling out her former friend. But right now, let's return to Muddy Waters, Chet Cheddercheese, and Ms. Mackelroy, as we begin Match #2 in our Best-of-5 series!"

Brit and Criss appear, strutting their leather goods, as they walked to the ring.

Muddy announced, "Thank you, Anna B. Ionica. Muddy Waters, alongside Chet Cheddercheese and Ms. Mackelroy the Bookie, as we are getting set for tag team action! And here comes your sexy babes, The Road Killers, Brit & Criss! Shoo-ins for the vacated Moe Regional Wrestling Tag Team Championship!"

Mackleroy responded, "Yes! Indeed the perfect combination of sex and lewd! Brit is all about fetishes, and Criss is the master of X-rated-."

Muddy cried, "HEY, HEY, HEY! You can't say that on the air!"

Chet moaned, "I'd rather mastur-."

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