Match #2 – The Clockwork Dolls (Anode & Cathode) vs. The Road Killers (Haruko & Kajou)

"Sorry about that, folks." Muddy said, as The Road Killers enter the ring, "Anyways, the match is about to begin, featuring the Road Killers vs. The Clockwork Dolls, as these rebel chicks wants to smut all over these animatronic-like clock watchers."

"Currently in the ring, from the Open Road… Brit and Criss, the Road Killers!"

The Clockwork Dolls appear on the stage, as they emerge from inside tall grandfather clocks. The faceless girls stand in place, and then slowly bow. They took a slow saunter, as the announcer called out, "Their opponents, from The Sands of Time… Tik and Tok, The Clockwork Dolls!"

Muddy said, "There they are, the creepiest and bizarre tag team in Moe Regional Wrestling, the Clockwork Dolls, Mistresses of Time."

Mackelroy said, "Yes, but by the end of the night, their time will be up, and so will Moe Regional Wrestling!"

Chet asked, "Uh, are they robots? They have no eyes."

Muddy said, "I'm pretty sure that they're masks, Chet."

Mackelroy said, "For robotic girls that are into clocks, they are having no time at all to put their makeup on. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Muddy said, "Just you wait, Mackelroy! Tik & Tok are counting down the seconds that seal your end!"

The Dolls enter the ring, as they stare down Brit & Criss. Criss called, "Hold on! We're fighting those freaks? Uh, I'm scared. I'm too scared, because she's creepy!" She jeered, "In fact, these faceless bitches will scare everyone from this arena, with their ugly faces!"

They laughed, as Brit called, "We're ripping those what you called faces off, and make you understand what and why we are the baddest babes in this promotion, nya!"

Criss called, "But save the trouble, ladies! Unmask yourselves, NOW!"

The crowd boos, as Tok snatches the mic. She held up the mic, and says nothing. Tik responded, "Only I speak for my sister. She usually loosens her spring, inside her tongue, whenever she wants an insult coming. But we're not exposing our faces to you two outdated whores. One cannot dare to unmask us, showing the truth about us. No one, not even in a split-second, would ever come out alive, should they see our true forms. We are faceless, because our facial features are an illusion, like time."

Tok remarked, "Counting down. 3. 2. 1." She slammed the mic onto Brit, in the face. Brit growled, "AH! What the hell!" She and Tok fight, and Tik goes after Criss.

DING!

Muddy called out, "OH! Tok didn't like how they are treated! And the bell sounds!"

Mackelroy said, "Big mistake, you wind-up dolls! Brit! Criss! Destroy them!"

The referee separated them, as Tok & Brit began fighting. Muddy said, "Alright. Order has been restored, and Tok & Brit will start things off in this tag team match."

Tok & Brit exchange punches, and then grapple each other in a front lock. Tok Irish Whips Brit, but Brit ducks, then lands a huge knee to the back. Brit would grab her legs and lock her in a Heel Hold. Tok kicked her off, as she adjusts her left leg. Brit tosses her down, and rakes onto the face of Tok.

"OH! And Brit goes right away with the faceless features of Tok!" Tik tries to get in, but Criss lands a knee to Tok's face, while the referee was distracted. "The referee tries to stop Tik, but-! OH! In the knee to face!"

Chet said, "She doesn't have a face!"

Mackelroy smiled, "Either way, Tok's face will be bruised… minus her eyeballs and mouth."

Muddy huffed, "You're sick, Ms. Mackelroy."

Brit locks her in a sleeper, as Tok tries to break free. Brit tosses her down, and she tags in Criss. Criss lands a kick to the gut, and slams Tok into the corner. Criss chops at her chest, and throws her into the other corner. Tok moans, as she drops to the ground. Tik reaches for the tag, but Criss jeers at Tik, slapping her butt towards her. Tik rushes to the ring, but the referee stops her. Brit returns to the ring, and slams a lariat to the back of Tok's neck. Criss lands a DDT to the floor, and then pinned her. After 2, Tik pulls Criss off of Tok. The referee pulls Tik away, as Brit lands a fist drop to her face. Criss tags in Brit, and Brit goes for the cover, but Tok breaks out at two. Brit pulls her up, but Tok lands a swift right knee to the gut, and then a hip toss to the floor. She then hopped up and did a double stomp onto Criss's stomach. Tok stumbles to Tik, tagging her in. Tik dashes in, and lands multiple leg drops.

"And Tik enters the ring, and she's slamming down a barrage of leg drops onto Brit!"
"Tok's already isolated. Won't be long, before Tik loses her gears."
"And Tik's in complete control, as Brit is in trouble!"

Tik throws Brit into the corner, and Tik prepares a running attack. She hits Brit with a running dropkick. Brit tumbles down, as Criss shouts at the referee. Tik picks up Brit, and lifts her in a powerslam. Tik covers Brit, but Brit kicks out at 2. Tik delivers a swift right, followed by a kick to the gut, and then drops her in a hurricarana. Tik tags Tok in, and then they prepare a double team move, landing a double superkick.

"AND A SUPERKICK IN STEREO, BY TIK & TOK! We have ourselves a Superkick Party, courtesy of The Clockwork Dolls!" Muddy said, "Too bad that they are running on limited time, to launch more. We, at Moe Regional Wrestling, apologize if any of our superstars are superhuman. We don't do drugs. Remember: WINNERS don't do drugs!"

Tok kicks down Brit, and goes for the cover. Criss pulls Brit's leg up, and the ref spots the leg on the rope. Criss steps back, as she climbs back up on the apron. Tok points at Criss, and calls her out. She beckons to her, as Brit tags Criss in. Criss dives in, and then delivers a couple rights to the face and chest. Tok stops her punches, and buries Criss's face into her bare cleavage.

"And Tok, with that sexy chassis of hers, buries Criss with the Double Pendulum move! Tok is showing her sexy side!"

Chet remarked, "She's the only sexy girl that can do that. Tik, not so much, since she's flat."

Muddy said, "Unlike you, Chet. Miss Chet No-Boobs."

Criss breaks free, blushing heavily, and headbutts Tok down. Tik tags in, and rushes in, only for Criss to be locked in an abdominal stretch. Criss calls, as she flung Tik down with an arm drag, "NO FLIPS! Just fists!" She slams a fist drop to the back of Tik's head, and then grabs onto her head, performing a camel clutch.

"And the dreaded Camel Clutch, famed by The Iron Sheik!"
"Yes, Criss! Make her tap out!"
"The Clockwork Dolls are in trouble! Will Tik tap out?"
"If anything, Tik will likely wind down her spring and pass out!"

Tok comes in and breaks up the submission. Brit comes in, and ends up tossed out of the ring. Tik & Tok prepare to finish off Brit, but Brit avoids the double team attack and lands a Double Clothesline. Brit and the Dolls are down, as Criss climbs back up onto the apron. She pleads for Brit to tag in, as Brit crawls to Criss. The Dolls grab onto her, and deliver a Double Reverse DDT. Tik pins Brit, but Criss breaks the cover.

"This is absolute bedlam! The Road Killers have lost control of this match! Have the Clockwork Dolls met their clockmaker?"

Criss pulls Brit out of the ring, as they regroup. Tik and Tok held each other, as Tik nuzzles onto Tok's faceless face, moaning in passion.

"It looks like the sisters need to rest up, and so will we! The Road Killers are in trouble, as this match continues!"

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Criss has Tik cornered, as Muddy continued, "Welcome back, Moe Regional Wrestling fans, and if you are tuning in, The Road Killers are now in control! It's neck-and-neck, as Criss has Tik in a neutral position."

Criss slams her down, and locks a headlock on her. Tik raises her arms, and then slowly gets up.

"Look at the face of Tik! She's losing her batteries! Her eyes are fading! I love it!"
"Hold on!" Chet argued, "How can you even tell?"
Mackelroy replied, "Because the body motion tells all! This is the end of-. NO! Not that!"
Muddy called, "Tik is getting up! She almost passed out! What fire inside Tik!"

Tik gets up and slugs Criss in the stomach. Criss grips onto her neck, but Tik throws her to the ropes. Tik leapfrogs over her, and then ducks under her, and lands a beautiful shoulder tackle. Tik pins Criss, but Criss kicks out. Criss delivers a swift kick, and covers her again. But Tik kicks out. Criss throws Brit into the corner, and Brit tags in, and leaps off the turnbuckle, landing a Flying Body Splash. Brit covers Tik, but Tok breaks the fall. Tik kneels up, but Brit pulls her away, and Brit and Criss slams her down with a Double Facebuster. Brit pins Tik, but Tok breaks her out. Criss dives in, and takes out Tok. Brit prepares to strike, as the referee is distracted. Tik was getting up, as Brit holds up a pair of brass knuckles.

"Uh-oh! Brit's got some brass knuckles!"
"All's fair, Muddy Waters! SHATTER HER FACE!"

Brit punches Tik, but Tik ducks, and delivers a European Uppercut. Brit drops the brass knuckles, and Tik kicks them away. Tik tags Tok in, and Brit runs toward them. The Dolls grab onto her, and prepare for their finisher. Tik lifts Brit up to the shoulders, as Tok climbs the turnbuckle. Criss jumps in, and clips Tik in the leg. They stumble down, but Tok dives off with a huge Crossbody on Criss.

"OH, MY! IT'S HAYWIRE GOING ON HERE! Tik & Tok were about to hit the Doomsday Countdown, but Criss stops it!"

Criss is pinned down, as the ref pulled her away. Tok turns around, but Brit slams her with brass knuckles to the face.

"OH! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"AAHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! YES YES!"
"THIS ISN'T FAIR! GET SOME DECORUM GOING ON!"

Criss gets up, as Brit knocks Tik off the apron. Brit lifts Tok up, and Criss hits a Double Knee Facebuster, going down.

"OOOOOH! THE SHATTER MACHINE!"
"AAAHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
"Come on! NOT LIKE THIS! Brit used the brass knuckles!"

Mackelroy kept laughing, as Brit pins Tok down, as the referee counts down, "1! 2! 3! Pinfall!"

DING! DING! DING!
The announcer called, as the crowd boos wildly, "And your winners, The Road Killers!"

Muddy whined, "Those dirty girls!"

Chet called, "Disgraceful."

Mackelroy cheered, "That's the best yet! The Shatter Machine breaks their gearbox!"

Muddy cried, "And The Road Killers even the score – 1 to 1! And if Moe Regional Wrestling survives this day, they could have a future shot at the tag team titles; with their questionable tactics!"

Mackelroy cheered, "It's all about friendship, Muddy."

The Road Killers celebrate, as Muddy said, "Well, as Tik pulls her sister out of the ring, The Road Killers celebrate in the ring, as they go up, 1 to 1 in this Best-of-5 Series. But right now, as promised, we got an exclusive interview with one-half of the former tag team, Jad2Badd, with choice words for Lex Ferbson."

A woman in a revealing blue outfit with long white hair was sitting by her motorcycle. She tilted her shades and smirked, "I… am Jad2Badd! I am one-half of Lex2Badd, alongside my friend… or rather, my former friend, Lex Ferbson! Lex! I did what I did, months ago, when I broke your legs, sent Greg Valentine to bite your left eye out, and had Bobby Orton Jr. file out that other eye, leaving you in blinded crutches! It may be true that I destroyed your happiness, and for what? FOR WHAT! You always get the hot guys, you always get the swell cars, you always get the glory, and left me behind with nothing! We ain't sisters, we ain't friends, and we ain't damn sure buddies! You always get the best stuff, since I can't afford any of it, well I'm still the best there is, and the most beautiful woman in Moe Regional Wrestling! I'm glad you disappeared, thanks to me, because come hell or high water, you will never come back! It doesn't matter if you join Vince, it doesn't matter if you join Jimmy Crockett, you are never wrestling again! I did that tah you, and I ruined your life! NO! I ruined your career! So, if they ever find you, somewhere in the backlots, just know this – Jad2Badd is waiting for you, and it'll be badd news for you. We never had our battle at Lethal Leap Year, but whenever you decide to haul your busty G-cup carcass towards my region, then we have a problem, son." She chuckled, as the promo ends.

Anna replied, "Harsh words from Jad2Badd, who has accomplished her goal of destroying Lex Ferbson. In fact, we're going to take you back to this past February of this year, when we found out that there is no Leap Year. Lex Ferbson suffered so much pain, especially when she had her eyeballs removed, by the Jad2Badd assault."

February 1987…

A woman in a blue jacket, jeans, long blue hair, and a black sports bra, with large breasts, was in an eye-patch, as she called out, "Jad2Badd, you think I care that you got a new leather jacket? You think I care that Dustin bought you a new blue jacket? Do you know what Dustin got me? A son named Terry G, and he looks just like Ol' Lex! That's what! And I know for a fact that you sent Bad News Allen to do away my eye, but unlike you, I CAN AFFORD AN EYEPATCH, PAL!"

14 minutes later…

Lex was now with BOTH eye-patches, as she called out, wandering a bit, "YOU THINK, JAD2BADD, THAT I DON'T KNOW… THAT YOU SENT FREDDIE BLASSIE WITH HIS FILED-DOWN TEETH TO BITE OUT MY OTHER EYE? HUH? But guess what? Chevy Engineering and a dual exhaust pipe got me back here to Moe Regional Wrestling, and come Lethal Leap Year, come Lethal Leap Year, COME LETHAL LEAP YEAR, 2BADD! A Big Boot, a lariat, and a 1-2-3, and this territory will belong to ME, again! I just gonna need some help getting into the ring, though!"

Anna said, "Though we are unable to locate Lex Ferbson's whereabouts, being she's blinded, Jad2Badd promises that she will suffer, once they finally meet in the ring, which was scheduled for Lethal Leap Year, but when Sue Derek, our Moe Regional Women's Champion, saves the day from The Bookie, we will see Jad2Badd and Lex Ferbson, in one final showdown… … … that is… … … if Lex does show up."

She straightened her papers, as she continued, "With the score 1 to 1, deadlocked in a tie, we reached Match #3, as Kari Kamikaze makes her Moe Regional Wrestling return to the ring. THE geriatric superstar of the Women's Division will square off against the unveiling of She-Babe. And, uh, I just received word that Ms. Mackelroy has chosen her opponents for Match #4 and #5; the final match is the decider, in case we reach 2-2, and the fate of Moe Regional Wrestling is decided. Sue Derek will man the final match, in case we reach the final point. Let's go to Ms. Mackelroy the Bookie, as she unveils the rest of her squad."

Ms. Mackelroy held up a chain and said, "Oh, Sue Derek. My business partner and I are awaiting you. You see, you didn't say which match we're going to have. It'll be ALL YOU, against my silent business partner and me, in a handicap match! Earlier tonight, we dismantled the Clockwork Dolls, and soon, She-Babe will end Kari Kamikaze, back to the Old Ladies' Home! OH! One more thing… wanna know who the 4th match will be? Well, you're in for a surprise. She is my Ace, for myself and my partner. But Sue, you won't be facing her, oh, no! She has a taste for chicken, and NOT tsundere hentai girls! Sue Derek, last chance to back out, because you're about to meet… … ...THE BADDEST "BEE" IN THE PLANET!"

She cackled evilly, as a woman in long blue hair, wearing a revealing bee outfit, in a demon mask (played by Lily Fuma), was roaring like a demonic monster, wrapped in chain. Mackelroy shrieked, "I CALL HER … … … THE BEE CREATURE! AHHHHH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

We'll be right back!