Match #3 – Kari Kamikaze (Kikuko Hattori) vs. She-Babe

Muddy Waters called, "Folks, if you're tuning in, horrors from the deep! Ms. Mackelroy has chosen her roster, and after this match, we're about to meet The Bee Creature, Mackelroy's monster hornet from Hell!"

Chet moaned, "Don't remind me of bees!"

Muddy said, "Ms. Mackelroy is already backstage, preparing for the next match, but the question remains: Who will challenge, in the honor of Sue Derek, this demonic hornet? Ladies and gentlemen, we will have more details, but first, let's go down to the ring for our next match!"

The bell rings, as Kari was in the ring, warming up. The announcer called, "This is match #3 in the Best-of-5 series, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, currently in the ring, The Old Lady Desperado, Kari Kamikaze!"

Kari waves, as Muddy said, "Kari Kamikaze, nearing her 90s, makes her return to Moe Regional Wrestling, and she proudly represents the heroic Sue Derek. Now, tonight, we unveil She-Babe."

Mackelroy appears, as she brings in a huge crate. She calls out, "Kari, congratulations! You finally got yourself an opponent, since Showdown at the Swamp! But my dear, this isn't just your opponent. She is your early retirement gift! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! MOE REGIONAL WRESTLING PRESENTS THE ROLE MODEL FOR GIRLS ER'RYWHERE – SHE-BABE!"

The crate opens, as a woman in pale skin and long black hair was posing in place, holding her neon sword up, wearing red, gold, and white armor and a skirt. She remained in place, and then swung her sword out. She-Babe (played by Meiko Makino) steps off her pedestal, as Chet cried, "AH! The mannequin came to life!"

"That's no mannequin! That's She-Babe, the heroic damsel of the universe, and a role model to our female fans!" Muddy said, as She-Babe walks to the ring, "While she is purely loved by her girl fans, she is well-hated by the rest, not just because she works for Ms. Mackelroy. She-Babe is the true Mistress of the Universe, as she wields her mighty sword high."

"You do know that's a prop, Muddy."

"I know. But some say that She-Babe's sword harbors magical powers that gives her the power to transform into the lifelike action figure you see here."

"Lifelike? She's pale and creepy. She looks like a zombie."

"Nope, that's how she is. I wonder how Kari Kamikaze feels about She-Babe."

She-Babe poses with her sword down, as the spotlight shone onto her. Kari was not impressed, as She-Babe put her sword away.

Muddy said, "And so, the bell sounds, as She-Babe, a popular star in Moe Regional Wrestling, goes toe-to-toe against Kari Kamikaze. We're tied at one apiece, as She-Babe prepares to strike."

They grapple each other, as Chet said, "You know, Kari Kamikaze may be old, but her physique is that of a Forever Seventeen idol. When we asked about her youth secret, she says that it's none of our business."

Muddy said, "Yeah, I'm surprised that she lived so long and fruitful. But I am surprised. We did lose Fred Astaire, Danny Kaye, Liberace, and Jackie Gleason, recently this year. OH! And Mike Von Erich, one of the legendary Von Erichs. We won't divulge his demise, since it's sad."

She-Babe slams Kari down, and then poses to the crowd. They booed, as Muddy said, "And She-Babe showing her assets to the fans, and they're not happy."

Chet said, "Kari is down, but not out. The match just started."

Kari slams She-Babe down, as She-Babe moans in pain. Kari locks a Single Leg Lock on She-Babe, as she tries to break free. She-Babe rakes her eyes, and breaks free. She chopped her chest, and then Irish Whips her to the ropes. She bodyslams her, and goes for a quick headlock. She twisted her neck, and threw her down. Kari sweeps her off, and lifts her from the legs. She then hold her upside-down and lands a devastating piledriver. Kari pins her, but She-Babe kicks out.

"She-Babe almost defeated. Kari Kamikaze is in complete control and-. What's that? Uh, I just received a special promo from Ms. Mackelroy, by announcing that to all female fans of She-Babe, remember to buy your She-Babe lunchboxes and T-shirts! I get the feeling that The Bookie is marketing her."

"What's a lunchbox?"

She-Babe climbed the top rope, and dove down onto Kari with a leg lariat. She kicks Kari down, and then leaves the ring. She went under the ring and pulled out a kendo stick. Muddy gasped, "Oh, and she got a weapon!"

She-Babe returned and struck Kari down with the kendo stick.

"Chet, this is uncalled for! And what's worse, it's NO Holds Barred!"

"Ms. Mackelroy owns Moe Regional Wrestling! She owns everyone, including the rulebook!"

"For now, Chet. For now. She-Babe is giving this old lady a complete whipping! Kari Kamikaze is helpless! Where is her second wind? She-Babe, OH! On the ribcage!"

Kari caught the weapon, and threw it off her hands. She-Babe knocks Kari down, as she rolls down to the floor. She-Babe poses to the crowd, as the crowd boos. Kari returns with a sledgehammer and charges at She-Babe, hitting her in the gut.

"And Kari Kamikaze lays the hammer down! What goes around, comes around, Chet! What a beautiful comeback for Kari Kamikaze!"

Kari throws the hammer down and locks in the Sharpshooter, as Muddy cried, "The Shoop-Sharter! Locked in! She-Babe is in trouble! Kari is in the middle of the ring! She-Babe's about to tap out!"

She-Babe crawls to the ropes, slowly, and grabs the rope. Kari breaks free, and then stomps down on She-Babe. Kari lifts her up, and prepares a suplex, but She-Babe breaks free and lands a German Suplex. She pins her, but Kari kicks out. She-Babe launches a huge clothesline, but Kari ducks. Kari lands a clothesline on She-Babe, and then another, and another, and one more, knocking her faced down.

"What a comeback by Kari Kamikaze! She's putting She-Babe down for the count! Kari sizing it up now."

Kari lifts She-Babe up and lands a huge Fisherman's Suplex on She-Babe. She-Babe broke free, and then kicks down Kari, dropping to one knee. She lands a DDT to the mat. She pins Kari, but breaks out at two. She-Babe tosses her out of the ring, and prepared do something drastic. She prepares a huge piledriver.

"Oh, no! She-Babe is about to put Kari Kamikaze into retirement! This is solid concrete, covered by soft tatami mats! And believe me, it hurts badly!"

She-Babe lifts her up, but Kari drops down, and lifts She-Babe over, landing on the floor.

"NO! Kari counters! What a relief!"
"You said it. Kari Kamikaze would've been left in permanent retirement. I wished that no one retires from that neck injury."

"You said it. We're an injury-free and drug-free promotion! Take THAT, Poison County Wrestling! YOU and your LSD-based movesets! We're a cleaner region!"

Kari slams She-Babe into the steel steps, and then climbs back into the ring. She-Babe crawls back into the ring, as Kari prepares for another Fisherman's Buster. She slams her down and goes for the pin. But She-Babe easily kicks out. Kari roars, and proceeds to stomp away on She-Babe, right onto her chestplate armor. Kari then prepares to remove her armor, but the referee stops her.

"WHOA-OA-OA-OA-OA-OA-OA! Kari Kamikaze is thinking of removing her armor!"

"What the hell is she doing? STRIP HER NAKED!"

"CHET! What part of Clean Region do you not understand?"

"I can't tell. I didn't pay attention."

"You need to lay off the Wolf's Bane."

She-Babe gets up, after Kari breaks free of the ref. She-Babe lands a knee kick to the gut and then prepares for a Falcon Arrow. She slams her down with the Falcon Arrow, and then prepares for her finisher, clutching Kari in a LaBell Lock.

"THE SHE-LOCK! Kari Kamikaze is trapped by She-Babe's finisher!"

Kari struggles, but slams her hand to the canvas. The referee calls for the bell, as She-Babe kneels down, letting go of Kari.

"Here is your winner, She-Babe!"

She-Babe tilts her head up, as she shows her emotionless face, looking to the heavens, praying. Muddy sobbed, "This is terrible… Ms. Mackelroy leads, 2 to 1. Which means that The Bee Creature will win the next match, and the title, AND Moe Regional-."

Ms. Mackelroy cries out, "MOE REGIONAL WRESTLING WILL BE DESTROYED FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Muddy sniffled, "No, I cannot lose this job."

Chet grumbled, "Screw it. Better than this gig."

Muddy wept, "Folks, the next match could be our final match of the night, because the Bee Creature will win the match… … … Please, we need a miracle."

Anna said, as she was in the booth, "Folks, it's a sad day for Moe Regional Wrestling. The devious Ms. Mackelroy is one win away from destroying Moe Regional Wrestling. But pray that we will have a comeback, by the end of tonight. Who will face The Bee Creature, the monstrous hornet? And if that happens, Sue Derek will face BOTH Ms. Mackelroy and her business partner, who wishes to remain a surprise. The clock is winding down, as Moe Regional Wrestling is on its last hope. And to the original announcer, Lan Catamaran, who is somewhere in Upper West Utica, New York, we'll save this promotion, yet. With that said, we take a short break, and when we return, our possible final match, as Bee Creature prepares for her Open Challenge. Sue Derek needs a miracle."

Waluigi narrated, as we cut to the Ramen Shop, "Are you a fan of Big Bertha, or Lex Ferbson, or Chet Cheddercheese? They'll be present in Ninja Fire WAA-men, waa, for the Moe Regional WAA-sling Eat-n-Greet, at Ninja Fire WAA-men. But there are other superstars that may appear, if they're not available. But WAA-Luigi can, if he's available! WAA-ha-ha-haaaa!"

Anna said, "Folks, two matches left, as we are counting down the END to Moe Regional Wrestling, thanks to Ms. Mackelroy. Let's go down to the ring, as Ms. Mackelroy is in the ring."

Ms. Mackelroy hold a mic in her left hand, while holding a chain on her right, holding the Bee Creature on a leash. She called out, "Sue Derek! I told you! You're about to lose everything, and all in it, including Moe Regional Wrestling! When my Bee Creature defeats your hand-picked opponent, you will be crying on the floor, and lose everything that you hold dear! Your boyfriend, champion no more! Your lifestyle, erased! And thanks to my wasp, you're finished! Because YES! I WON! I OWN YOU! AND I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER! AHHHH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

She then said, "Now, who do you have in mind to stop me, Sue Derek? Because we all know that YOU have no one left! Just as I did Big Bertha and her farm, just as I did Anna Doomb (Nanao Kashima), and yes, just as I am about to do to your savior! BRING OUT THE CARCASS!"

Theme music plays, as a girl in blonde hair done in pigtails, wearing a blue dress, appeared. The girl (played by Bubbles of PPGZ) called out, "I'm not afraid of your bee! Your bees are cute! But I won't let you ruinate the region that I love!"

Miyako stepped towards the ring, as Ms. Mackelroy smirked, "Well, look who it is. Miyako Air!" She laughed hysterically, as she cried, "THIS RUNT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LIKE HELL YOU CAN DEFEAT MY BEE CREATURE!"

Miyako called, "Not just for Moe Regional Wrestling, I will do it, for Ms. Sue Derek, for my sisters, and for the sport I love, and all those you wronged, over the years!"

Miyako stepped into the ring, as Ms. Mackelroy freed the humongous Bee Creature. She rushed out of the ring, as she giggled, "Your funeral, twerp."

Muddy cried, "It looks like we have a challenger, folks! This girl is defending the honor of Anna Dumb, Big Bertha, Sue Derek, and many others that The Bookie has ruined, over the years. If you recall, Anna Dumb was never seen again, after she offered to fight The Bookie's $10,000 Challenge, but she was hexed by two hired witch doctors. Meanwhile, we know the story behind Big Bertha's farm and chickens. And here we are, today."

The Bee Creature roars, as she runs slowly towards Miyako. The Bee throws her down and stomps on Miyako, but Miyako rolls out of the way of her giant stomps. Ms. Mackelroy cackles, as Muddy called out, "OH! Miyako just rolled away from the Bee Creature's massive Bee Stomps!"

Ms. Mackelroy joins them, as she said, "The Creature is on a roll! Bee-leave That! This little rugrat is about to get stung by the Bee of Death!"

The Bee grabs Miyako and tosses her around the ring. The Bee Creature roars as she stomps around, charging at Miyako, who is being manhandled by the monster. Miyako is on one knee, as she is angry. Miyako punches and kicks the Bee Creature, but to no avail. The Bee Creature was impervious to damage. Bee Creature grabs Miyako by the neck and lifts her high. She then strangles her, shaking her up and down, like a rag doll. Ms. Mackelroy cried, "WAIT! HOLD ON!"

The Bee drops Miyako, as Ms. Mackelroy called, "Let's make this more interesting. This match is now … … … a LAST WOMAN STANDING! AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Muddy called, "I guess the referee agrees! Ladies and gentlemen, The Bee Creature and Miyako Air are battling in a Last Woman Standing match, in which whoever is down in the 10-count, loses!"

Miyako Air gets up, as The Bee Creature stares at her. Miyako gulps, as she was cornered.

We'll be right back!