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3st person POV

Clary put on her regular girl clothes and covered her runes with a long sleeve shirt.

Alec came up behind her and wrapped his gay arms around her. "This is our straight baby" he said, putting his fingers into her belly button and wiggling them around. He smelled his fingers and nodded. "Yes, that's a healthy straight baby."

"Akec," Clary turned from the mirror, away from her regular high school girl reflection. "I still can't believe that you jerked your meat while me and Jase were having sex and your ChickenPadThai bond made it so your spermies switched and now you are the father that I tried to conceive with Jace."

"Yeah, that's wild bro," Alec agreed.

Jace opened the dooor and erected from the doorway. "It's time to go," he said. He was wearing torn jeans and a shirt he probably borrowed from Simone that said 'hard core boner.' What a rocker. He wore a blue beanie that matched his blue boxers that were sticking out of his jeans and also matches his eyes which, for this chapter, are blue. He looked like a regurgitated high school sk8r boi.

He also looked happy. More happy than Calvin had seen him in a while. She thought that he would have been upset that he wasn't the vader of the baby, but he said that he was happy that his girlfriend and his girlfriend and his ParferatedEye were so close. "It's like the baby has a mom and two dads. That's pretty cool."

A-lick put his hand on Jace's shoulder. "Have fun in high school, bro. Remember to study hard, board like a pro, and when you see Sebastian, use your thmbs to crush his eyeballs out of his scull."

Clary reached into her womb to cover the ears of her baby. "Alec, that's so violent"

"Yes but as long as Sebasin has eyes, he can perve on our baby and I won't allow that

Clary pulled her hands out of her vagina. "You're right

Clary Point of Vag

Percival Evan Nicholas Institution School was a nice high school in the upper neighborhood of Brooke-land. There were 3072 students (3077 if you include me and Jace) and as someone who used to go to highschool I can say that this one was weird. There were these really pale kids that walked through the halls in groups and they never came to school on really sunny days and their skin was pale while and ice cold. But that's for another chapter.

There was also a lot of stairs in the school because way back when the school was being built the architects were holding the blueprint sideways and they accidentally built the school on its side so now there are 26 floors (2 classrooms per floor) and no elevator. I'm really glad I'll be able to work on my glute muscles while we're on this mission. (Pay attention to the stairs, they're come in handy later)

Clary was walking around the 22st floor when she opened a closet and saw Seba and Isajizzelle with two other students who were drinking a cup that looked a lot like the mortal cup but it was all black with red rubies and lace fishnets all around it and blue eyes like limpid tears and it looked a little like Amy Lee (if you don't knw who that is den get da hell outa here!) It was the My Immortal Cup! I don't know how sebastuon got it because the Inquestioner had it locked up in the city of Gass. But now he is making dark shadowhunters and me and Jace had to stop him!

I shut the closet door really fast and quiet using my Fats and Quiet rune and turned to tel JAce

But he was standing across the hall… KISSING ANOTHER GIRL!