A/N: Guys I finished watching Angel Beats, and the ending fucking broke me. Those were some heavy tears my dudes, I recommend highly if you have a whole box of tissues that needs to be emptied.

BUT ANWAY

Welcome back friends! This week's installment is based on a suggestion by ThatFanFicGuy; a cracky, hyper gay suggestion that I just found beautiful and had to write. I hope all of you enjoy the results!

Some Random Dude: They are not in an established relationship in that chapter, no! And a big yes to the connected second question: they are living together while going through college and Akko is trying to deal with her big gay crush on her roomie. A continuation with confession would be a very fluffy little chapter, let me know if you would still like it after this chapter. (hint hint lol) Thank you very much my friend!

A Potato: Hey there friend! Oh yes, Sucy Manbavaran is a menace; have you seen those teeth? Akko would have many marks all over that she would have to explain in the morning. I'm glad you enjoyed my friend!

This chapter is quite a bit longer than all the others, because it just kept coming. It would have been even longer if I allowed the ending to continue but I needed my damn sleep. Nevertheless I hope you enjoy!

Sucy thought of herself as a woman of science; one of hypothesis, experimentation, and results. Her work required all three of those things for a successful conclusion, but lately the data from her experiments was quite lacking, her observations missing a key variable in humanity.

The cause of this really boiled down to one person.

Lotte had put her foot down regarding human experimentation, and on Akko in particular, forcing the alchemist to work on rats instead.

This was fine for testing poisons or transformation elixirs- the rat would either die or turn into something -but it wasn't enough when it came to her more preferred mixtures. Potions that altered the human experience could only be effectively tested on humans.

Well... that wasn't true; they could be tested on rats, but that took away all of the fun.

Alchemy and science were well and good, but her guinea pig's squirming as she gulped down yet another horrid mixture was the real end prize.

It had been weeks since she was last able to trap or trick Akko into helping her with experiments, so when news broke of a new Night Fall movie coming out, she was probably more excited than Lotte was.

A motion picture release of the ginger girl's favourite series meant that she would be gone for at least a full day, in line for the film before anyone else and the very last to leave.

Which meant that for hours on end, the alchemist was free to do as she liked.

Akko was understandably unnerved by this, greeting her after class the day of release with a nervous smile, knowing full well what awaited her.

"H-Hey Sucy!" She stuttered, scratching her cheek with a finger as she closed their shared room's door.

The alchemist smiled sweetly, leaning back in her chair; crossing one leg over the other. "You don't have to be so jumpy, little guinea pig, its nothing painful this time."

Her anxieties hardly lessened by the alchemist's words, Akko took a seat on her bed. "I just hope it tastes better than usual..." She sighed, hugging herself. "I can still sometimes taste rotting wood."

Sucy's smile grew into an impish grin as she picked up the swirling vial from the desk with a wink. "Only the best for my primier test subject."

The elixir was a vibrant red, wisps of pink dancing around the many bubbles that appeared and disappeared within. It certainly looked better than others she had forced down, and the brunette could only hope that the pleasant visuals translated into a pleasant flavour.

"What is it?" Akko asked as she warily accepted the vial and took a cautious whiff.

It was bad, oh Yggdrasil it was bad, and yet it was still better than anything the alchemist had ever made before.

Sucy cackled at the brunette's expression, reaching for her clipboard blindly. "It's a uh-" She paused, taking a breath before trying again, using the written words as a guide.

"It's meant to increase bravery, willpower, confidence, whatever you call it." The alchemist explained, flipping the page over to read her preliminary notes. "The hope is to market it towards people with chronic anxiety or phobias, but I need to know if it works first and any side effects it may have."

"And that's where I come in..." Akko hummed as she looked down into the vial, frowning.

"No point in delaying the inevitable I guess."

Throwing her head back, the witch downed the entire thing in one painful shot, instantly retching and nearly throwing it all back up.

The mixture burned as it went down, much like she heard strong alcohol did, causing a strange warmth to spread up from her stomach, travelling along the length of her spine before settling heavy inside her skull.

"How do you feel?" Sucy asked after a minute in a clinically neutral tone, pen held to her clipboard, ready to write. "Just start listing things off."

Akko seemed to twitch at the question, closing her eyes tight and shaking her head once like she had suddenly tasted something sour. "I feel like fucking shit."

The alchemist's eyebrows disappeared into her hair as her usually lidded eyes widened slightly, knocked off balance by her best friend's vulgarity; that was not one of the intended effects but interesting nonetheless.

"Uh... okay? Care to elaborate?" She tried, taking the time to write down 'altered vocabular boundaries' on her clipboard.

"It feels like that fatass Finnelan is standing on my brain." The brunette stood and began rubbing her temples, trying to alleviate the pressure pushing against the walls of her skull while continuing her tirade.

"Ugh, Finnelan." She sneered, beginning to pace around the room while an extremely amused Sucy simply sat and watched the train wreck happen.

"You know I work so fucking hard in her class, trying my damn hardest, but its always 'Diana' this, 'Diana' that." Akko brought her right hand up to join the other in order to emphasize her disdain. "'Oooh Diana! Please let me lick the shit off your boots!' Eugh."

The alchemist could barely contain herself, lips quivering as an ocean of cackles pushed against her mouth, its strength only growing by the second.

This was an absolute goldmine: An Akko with no filter, ready to say exactly what's on her mind to anyone at any time.

She needed to find Amanda, she needed to find Diana, she needed to sick her latest creation on someone, anyone she could find.

Feeling her laughter finally subside somewhat, Sucy stood, holding the clipboard to her chest as a sort of anchor, something to keep her from collapsing into another fit of giggles.

"I would like to do some field testing now." She informed the brunette, gliding across the room to the door and opening it slightly. "It's important to see how you react to different stimulus."

Just as the alchemist was in the middle of turning to check if her guinea pig was actually going to follow her, a hand slammed down on the wood beside her head, forcefully pushing it closed again.

"You're all the stimulus I could ever need..."

When she completed her turn, Akko was there, standing very close and leaning against the door with an uncharacteristically roguish grin.

"What are you talking about?" She asked with a touch of irritation. "There's not enough data in here for... oh."

Sucy's eyes widened fully, her lips parting in horror and understanding as the effects of the potion, Akko's uninhibited thoughts, and their current position all clicked together inside of her mind.

'Oh no.'

"Has anyone ever told you how fucking gorgeous you are?" The brunette sighed, her pupils visibly growing to match the desire in her voice as she leaned in ever closer, placing a hand on her best friend's hip. "Because god damn, what I wouldn't give to just shove my head in between your legs."

The alchemist could feel her aforementioned legs begin to quiver in fear, taking tiny steps back in whatever pathetically small amount of space she had left to do so until her back pressed against wood.

This was bad. This was really bad.

Akko was far stronger than she was, and would be able to keep this door shut for as long as she wanted to or as long as the potion lasted, whatever came first.

But what would happen in that time?

Sucy had always held the brunette close to her heart; the very first friend she ever had, and someone she wouldn't mind being around ad infinitum. But this wasn't right.

There were things she had to say before she was ready for anything like this, ready for what she knew was coming at this rate.

Akko was going to kiss her, and probably go a lot further from there. If she ever wanted to say those things it had to be now.

She suddenly headbutted the brunette, pressing their foreheads together as her eyes squeezed shut.

"It wasn't supposed to happen like this." Sucy stated shakily, grabbing onto Akko's shoulders with both hands. "I've had dreams where this happens; in my head I've said this to you a hundred different ways, but never like this."

The brunette's hand slid down the door to grasp her neck gently. "Sucy..."

"Shut up and let me finish!" The alchemist shouted, her voice wavering and thick with emotion. "You've always been special to me, the first person other than Ramzan or her family to even ask my name. I tried to shove you aside but you kept coming back, trying your damn hardest to worm your way into my heart."

"It worked. No matter how much I tried to deny it, lock away my heart, it was too late; you had already stolen the key, the lock- the whole thing."

Her hands migrated up, to mirror the brunette's loving hold on her neck with her own. "So go ahead, do whatever you want; I'll follow along."

With no mental restraints to stop her, Akko did just that, pushing the alchemist against the door and taking her pale porcelain face in her hands.

"You're so perfect..." The brunette groaned as their lips joined in a messy string of kisses. "I'd love you forever if you let me..."

"Please do." Sucy sighed, allowing her love to lift her off the ground and wrapping her legs around the brunette's waist. "Love me until the stars die out."

And it was so.

A/N: MMMMM THATS THE GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE. There were so many different ways this chapter could have gone, I think I cut away a whole 250 word chunk to paste back in later where it would fit, but it ended up kinda not? Even without it this turned out to be roughly 1600 words so I think it was an okay cut.

Fuckin this was equal parts hilarious but also sweet to write. I'm not sure if I've ever written a full confession before. *AOL noises* No I never have, it's just been really vague shit as is my M.O. I hope it felt natural and in character. I also hope it gave you many a toothache and at least one chuckle.

*AOL noises continued*

There isn't much left in my brain right now, except a reminder to send me any and all ideas you have for chapters! They really cut away a huge time sync from the writing process and saves me a lot more brainpower for actually writing.

If you don't have any suggestions, then tell me what you thought of the chapter! I always love hearing from you guys.