Chapter 9

The Twilight Awakening of Edward and Optimus Prime

Clary arrived in Forks just in time to catch Bella before her class and slit her throat. She leaned forward and drank Bella's blood from her open wound like it was a chocolate fountain. Yum.

She made sure to cover herself in as much of Bella's blood as possible to fool her weird vampire lover that she is Bella.

Clary went to Bella's biology class and was pleasantly surprised to find that it was halloween. She received many compliments for her Carrie costume.

She sat down beside Edward in Biology and felt the blood squish on her butt.

Edward turned to her and inhaled deeply, like a dog sniffing another dog's butthole.

"Bella," he said, eyes closed in ex-tasty. "You smell exquisit. You're like…"

"My own personal brand of heroine, yeah yeah," Clary interrupted. "Wanna bone in the closet?"

Edward's eyes widened with a sense of danger, and then a sense of boner.

Clary dragged him into the janitor's closet and shut the door. She pulled down her pants and sat on his dingie so she could collect his powerful swarovski vampire sperm for her new baby host that she was cooking in her belly.

It's a good thing Edward was too busy licking the blood off her face and sucking on her bloody hair to notice that Clary looked nothing like Bella. Her hair was a shade darker than Edward's now deceased girlfriend, and more bouncy and curly. Bella's eyes were a bland poop brown but Clary's orbs were a bright, dark, luminous, blue. Also she was 8 feet tall wearing 3 foot heels.

Edward shot his peanut butter and jelly into her hooey. He leaned in for a kiss and said that he loved her. Clary, the most powerful shadowhunter alive, leaned in and gave Edward the kiss of death. "Thank you for your contribution," she said and ripped his head right off of his body.

Clary left Forks and flew away back to New York to find her next lover. She doesn't know who it will be yet, but when she arrives in New York she sees that there is a giant robot fight happening in the middle of the city!

"What is happening?" she demands.

She turned around just in time to see a giant humanoid robot land on the road beside her.

"My goodness," said the giant ironman thing. "You are the first woman I have met who could potentially handly my package."

Clary decided that she wanted her new baby host to be part robot, so she batted her eyelashes and subtly wafted her vagina smell his way. "Well hello, and you are?"

The robot turned into a truck, and that somehow turned Clary on even more. "I am Optimus Prime."

"Cool i don't know who that is but i'm ready when you are."

Clary took the robo-peen like a champ. She waiting for him to be over so she could leave becaus to be honest this guy kept saying things like "i love you" and "11 feet is such an attractive height" and she wasn't looking to have him catch feelings. It just wasn't fair to Optimus.

Just as the robo-peen ejected the robo-seed, clary looked up to see the one she had come looking for.

It was Shia Lebeef

With the seed of The Beef she would finally have enough power in her new host to destroy Joace and hurt him the same way he had hurt her.

She dismounted Sir Prime and ran over to the boeuf, and squatted just as she ran over him to vacuum suck his entire body into her vajeen.

This mission has been successful. She was now ready to birth this new host adn destroy Jace Heronlandwood forever.